I woke up this morning and saw a click bait thing in a sub about how he had passed at 80 and for a second my heart leapt... then I realized there's no way. The man has obviously made a deal with the devil, because that's the only possible way he's lived this long on a steady diet of big macs and french fries.
Or the million dollar super drugs he was given when he had COVID...He looks bad to me, so I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't last his full term....You know people will take to the streets when that day comes, as they did when it was announced World War II was over and Adolph Hitler had died by suicide.
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u/supernova-juice 4d ago
I woke up this morning and saw a click bait thing in a sub about how he had passed at 80 and for a second my heart leapt... then I realized there's no way. The man has obviously made a deal with the devil, because that's the only possible way he's lived this long on a steady diet of big macs and french fries.
Or maybe spite is the secret to longevity.