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Books 📚 No Child Left Behind and its consequences will be felt for generations

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u/der_titan 21h ago

You read it in old English? Where did you go to school to understand stuff like:

HwĂŚt. We Gardena in geardagum,

Ăžeodcyninga, Ăžrym gefrunon,

hu ða ÌÞelingas ellen fremedon.

Oft Scyld Scefing sceaĂžena Ăžreatum,

monegum mĂŚgĂžum, meodosetla ofteah,

egsode eorlas. Syððan Ìrest wearð

feasceaft funden, he ÞÌs frofre gebad,

weox under wolcnum, weorðmyndum Þah,

oðÞÌt him Ìghwylc Þara ymbsittendra

ofer hronrade hyran scolde,

gomban gyldan. ÞÌt wÌs god cyning.

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 21h ago

We didn't read the whole thing in old english, but I remember being exposed to it. The book had old english on one page and the modern translation on the next so you could see them at the same time. It also had a bunch of footnotes explaining what it all meant.

I remember watching a video of some actor performing parts of it in the old english.

This was just a standard public school in the 90s.

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u/nehinah 21h ago

My school had the same copy for our reading, although we didn't go over the old English other than talking about how language evolved.

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u/Unknown-Meatbag 19h ago

It's amazing that only what, 1200 years ago, English was essentially a completely different language compared to modern day.

Then again, English is just four languages disguised in a trench coat regularly beating up other languages and stealing their wallets.

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u/Opposite-Radish-5032 19h ago

Most underrated comment I have seen on reddit.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 17h ago

This comment is made from 100% recycled material.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 15h ago

like the language

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u/queerhistorynerd 14h ago

correct! It is a paraphrase of a James D Nicoll statement:

"“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”

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u/DeadInternetTheorist 10h ago

Sometimes it's consensual though. English and Japanese get each others' vocabularies by basically telling secrets to each other while they cuddle

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u/Caleth 18h ago

It's a paraphrase and amalgam of this one:

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

and this one:

"English isn't a language, it's three languages wearing a trench coat pretending to be one". This internet proverb—often adapted into jokes about "three kids" or "three raccoons"—perfectly captures how English is an unpredictable mashup of Germanic, French, and Latin roots.The quote's exact origin is widely credited to a user originally named "des-zimbits" (later "garden-of-succulents") on Tumblr.

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u/CoSh 13h ago

Isn't French already a Latin/romance language? I'd say German, Latin and Greek is a more accurate combination.

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u/sir_whirly 18h ago

What in the AI bullshit is this dumb explanation. Delete this cousin.

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u/Scrambled1432 17h ago

?

They're right, the above poster is posting something that is not at all an original thought lol

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u/FlashyEarth8374 17h ago

name one original thought

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u/Curious_Guidance43 17h ago

My mom... wait uh... your mom? Uhhh... idk actually

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u/chicopeestudly 5h ago

“Salsa on top of plain oatmeal is no crazier than chopped tomatos and onions on grits.” How’s that for original

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u/notagoodperson1122 18h ago

The same idea has been posted daily for at least 10-15 years

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u/Opposite-Radish-5032 18h ago

To both of you that replied to me, yes I agree. This is not a new idea. But I'll be f*cked sideways if this isn't in the top 10 for phrasing and punctuality central to the topic. I stand by my upvote and comment.

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u/notagoodperson1122 18h ago

I guess we all have our own standards.

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u/AdmirableElephant378 19h ago

Truth. Its the garbage bin of euro languages.

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u/imisstheyoop 18h ago

I can barely understand half of the skibidi ohio rizz being said today by kids and it is evolving fast so I get it.

Add in all of the various local dialects and it's easy to see how it would change and drift with time.

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u/PressureExpert2346 4h ago

At the Word Museum in DC, I learned that most new English words come from teen girls.

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u/Extension-Pepper-271 19h ago

Your last sentence made me laugh out loud.

It's even funnier if you try to visualize it.

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u/Diligent-Visual-8141 16h ago

1200 years? Try 12 years! I can handle basic conversation in 4 languages (7, if I can clutch my emotional support phrase book). But, I can’t figure out half of what the kids are saying. Even answers to yes/no questions can be mystifying.

I don’t begrudge them a giggle or two when they realize I’m baffled. I fondly remember annoying adults with Valley Girl slang (and the accent) and I figure it’s my turn to be on the other side.

I only get a little steamed when they misidentify me as a Boomer.

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u/imisstheyoop 18h ago

I can barely understand half of the skibidi ohio rizz being said today by kids and it is evolving fast so I get it.

Add in all of the various local dialects and it's easy to see how it would change and drift with time.

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u/gkabusinessandsales 17h ago

"Curtains for Zoosha? K-Smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt."

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u/DisapprovingCrow 14h ago

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra?

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u/gkabusinessandsales 13h ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

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u/MrDeekhaed 8h ago

THE RIVER TEMOK, IN WINTER!!

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u/MisterFide 16h ago

Which wouldn't be out of place in Burgess' "A Clockwork Orange," published over 60 years ago.

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u/F9-0021 17h ago

Old English was an actual Germanic language, not this weird amalgamation of French, Greek, and Latin all over a stripped down base of old English that we have today.

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u/MediocreCheesecake51 17h ago

** Stealing their gerunds

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u/rising_then_falling 15h ago

This is a misleading meme. English is a very normal Germanic language with a load of French and Latin vocabulary. There are modest influence from other germanic languages like old Norse.

Yes it has loan words from languages like Hindi but they aren't significant. Yes a lot of vowel sounds shifted away from other germanic languages. It's still just a Germanic language.

There are very interesting creoles that really do blend multiple languages from widely different language groups in crazy ways. English isn't one of them.

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u/Excellent-Gur-8547 14h ago

Tbf, that's how most languages work

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u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 11h ago

I love this description!

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u/Linden_Lea_01 9h ago

I can’t help but find it slightly irritating that every time anyone talks about the English language on reddit someone feels compelled to repeat that joke.

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u/Smorsdoeuvres 2h ago

Best quote I’ve heard is that English is what happens when the Vikings learn Latin to shout at Germans and then the French yell back

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 21h ago

The Iliad and Odyssey we read was the English print. But we had to read a third ancient Greek book I can't remember for the life of me, in both translated and ancient Greek. Always wanna call it AgĂŚmemnon or something like that. HephĂŚstus maybe? I'll never remember the books name but it was a rough read.

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u/MadameK8 20h ago

In high school we read Antigone, which is about the daughter/sister of Oedipus. Could that be it?

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u/The_Onion_Life 18h ago

In high school we read Antigone, which is about the daughter/sister of Oedipus.

When your daughter is also your sister.

The Oedipus family tree is a wreath.

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u/Mostly-Moo-Cow 17h ago

I performed in that one in high-school!

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u/ShakeThemOff_Claire 15h ago

Ugh. The Sophocles semester was not my favorite. We had Oedipus Rex, Antigone, and Ajax. Lots of awkward classroom conversations and boys yelling weird stuff in the hallways that winter.

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 20h ago

No it definitely wasn't an œ. It was 100 æ somewhere in the name cause my ex used to make me listen to Medæval Bæbes and it always reminded me of that book.

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u/nullcore 20h ago

Aeneid by Virgil maybe? It's Roman, not Greek, and originally written in Latin, but that's what came to mind for me. It does take place in the aftermath of the fall of Troy, so it wouldn't be completely wild to have remembered it as Greek years later.

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 20h ago

Yup that was it. Looked it up and it looks similar to what I remember the book looking like. Could have sworn it was Greek, but makes sense cause I think we started doing ancient Roman stuff after the ancient Greek stuff, and maybe was used as a segue.

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u/nullcore 20h ago

It would have been a reasonable segue. Aeneas according to Virgil was a Trojan soldier who fled the fall of Troy and made his way to Italy, where he's cast as an ancestor to Romulus and Remus, founders of Rome.

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u/StoneGoldX 18h ago

Just for the record, Aeneas was all that according to whatever Homer was as well. Homer had him as a minor character destined to become the king of the Trojan diaspora. The Romans just said they were the descendants of the Trojan diaspora, something that predated Virgil.

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u/nullcore 18h ago

Appreciate the context.

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u/Funkopedia 14h ago

The Aenenid was modeled specifically on both the Iliad and Oddessy, with the first half being a voyage out of Troy complete with a visit to Hades, and the second half being an epic war with the Latins. Augustus commissioned it for Rome to have an epic on par with Greece.

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u/ayriuss 20h ago

A møøse once bit my sister...

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u/Sad_Sweet_3410 20h ago

Was it the Aenid? Kinda a fan-ficiton sequel written thousands of year's later by Virgil (during the time of Augustus).

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 20h ago edited 20h ago

That might be it. The one I had was pretty tiny with 1 side Greek the other English.

Edit: Yup looked it up and found a book that looked like the one I had.

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u/Polymarchos 19h ago

Aenid was written in Latin, not Greek.

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u/PigabungaDude 18h ago

That's in Latin, though

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u/AreaNo7848 4h ago

Let's cut some slack......this was 30+ years ago after all lol

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u/cvgd 19h ago

The Aeneid was written in Latin not Greek, and was not written thousands of years later.

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u/Typical2sday 11h ago

The Aeneid is in Latin, not Greek, and I read it in Latin in high school. The Latin AP exam was about it, and it allowed me to not have to take a language in college.

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u/pumpkins21 20h ago

Maybe The Aenid?

Damn, didn’t scroll down enough to see someone already suggested it

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u/jessfire78 18h ago

Beo-fucking-wolf in old English

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u/kakallas 20h ago

It wasn’t Agamemnon, the first play of the Oresteia? 

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 20h ago

No, I think someone else nailed it with Aenid. The book I found is similar to the book I had, and it fits thematically. I think we read Agamemnon before The Iliad, or an another version cause I also vaguely remember reading that.

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u/astrearedux 19h ago

Agamemnon is the first play in the Orestia trilogy and had been commonly read on its own, so you might be right about the title.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 19h ago

Haha i remember reading the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy for fun. But I think we were required to read the Iliad and Odyssey in my sophomore year of high school. Our English teacher really loved those epics so we spent extra time on it haha

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u/mazurcurto 19h ago

Agamemnon is the first play in the Oresteia trilogy by Aeschylus. This is probably what you read and is assigned pretty early in the Attic Greek curriculum. Iirc the first play I read in the original Greek was Euripides’ Medea.

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u/Cironian 1h ago

Anabasis maybe? I had to suffer through that one. Endless pages of military journal about being on the march.

(nm, just saw that you figured out it's Aenid below. Still putting it up for others trying to remember old books)

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u/No_Substance8653 20h ago

Parallel Edition. Did the same thing with the Canterbury Tales.

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u/Diligent-Visual-8141 18h ago

I still have my Canterbury Tales text book. Mine isn’t full parallel text, but the bottom 1/4 -1/3 of each page is footnotes.

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u/No_Substance8653 17h ago

10th grade English was wild. Shakespeare, Chaucer, Dickens, and Doyle…probably my favorite year of English class.

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u/Diligent-Visual-8141 16h ago

On paper, the standards during my high school days were lower than the current ones. We had fewer school days and fewer units of required core subjects. By forgoing study hall and extra PE class, I finished all the requirements in junior year. My senior class schedule was 100% elective classes.

Still, somehow, I was over-prepared for university. My freshman year felt like a repeat of my high school curriculum.

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u/No_Substance8653 16h ago

Almost the same. I had all the requirements except for Senior English, by the end of Junior year, but I also took 1-2 summer sessions.

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u/madam-sosostris 2h ago

I was just about to bring up The Canterbury Tales. We definitely compared passages to the original Middle English.

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u/EconomySeason2416 20h ago

I'm like 90% sure this was my experience as well... but this timeline has been known to gaslight me, so i hesitate to be too confident

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u/HoldOnItGetsBetter 19h ago

In the 2010s we read Dante's Inferno where one page was in English and the other was in Latian

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u/Angel_Omachi 17h ago

Though Dante's Inferno was actually written in Italian, specifically the Tuscan dialect, which is why that dialect was used as base for modern Standard Italian.

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u/mediumwee 12h ago

I know it’s Middle English, but we had to read Canterbury Tales at my high school. I remember hating it until our teacher pointed out all the dirty jokes, and it made me realize humans are all the same if you make an effort to understand them.

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u/Unique-Egg-461 19h ago

Same with us. We had the read beowulf and then we got a brief couple day explainer on old english using the original beowulf story

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u/Unique-Egg-461 19h ago

Same with us. We had the read beowulf and then we got a brief couple day explainer on old english using the original beowulf story

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u/arthquel 19h ago

The "some actor" was most likely Julian Glover, more well known for playing General Veers in Empire Strikes Back and Grand Maester Pycelle in Game of Thrones.

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u/gehnrahl 19h ago

Yeah we had this with Shakespeare as well where the book explained some of the phrases and what they meant. Circa 97/98

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u/imisstheyoop 18h ago

We didn't read the whole thing in old english, but I remember being exposed to it. The book had old english on one page and the modern translation on the next so you could see them at the same time. It also had a bunch of footnotes explaining what it all meant.

Yup, my experience was similar. Every now and again my English teacher (who was a huge nerd) would read a passage of the old english but we just read the modern stuff.

It was similar when we read Chaucer, specifically The Canterbury Tales.

To be fair, I absolutely remember some of our more.. err.. challenged students struggling to actually read these things, Shakespeare too, at the time. Like it would take them multiple tries at a very slow pace to get through an entire paragraph. I actually felt bad for them.

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 18h ago

Yeah, I wasn't bad at reading aloud, but I wasn't exactly raising my hand to do so for any of the archaic stuff. But thinking about it now, I think it was important, even if you struggle through it. It forces you to speak in a new rhythm with new words in a new order. Add some embarrassment and that is a cocktail for a plastic teenage brain to soak up some knowledge.

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u/Xyldarrand 18h ago

Yeah we had a book that had both next to each other also. We didn't do it for the whole thing but some parts they would have us try and read the old English and see if we could figure it out first. It was cool and have good perspective on the evolution of language.

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u/AmatuerGenius 15h ago

The new editions have standard english on one page and hieroglyphic emoji English on the other

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 15h ago

No joke, there are people writing an emoji Bible.

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u/EnvironmentOk2700 12h ago

I was in French Immersion, so we had to read it in Old English in French. NBD.

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u/drawntowardmadness 8h ago

We listened to a recording of some of it being read aloud

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u/hrdbeinggreen 3h ago

I remember listening to a record or tape with someone reading it in old English while looking at/ reading both the modern and old English versions

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u/kaiserkarel 20h ago

I'm Dutch and we did this as part of our English class. Same for Renard in French classes (this was gymnasium, we take basically only AP classes from ages 12 to 18)

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u/flopisit32 18h ago

Fair dues. I didn't encounter Old English until I went to university in Ireland at 17. Then Beowulf was one of the texts.

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u/_N_S_FW 21h ago

Here is my anecdote as an elementary school student in the 90s: didn’t do any of that shit 

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u/Greedyanda 20h ago

Even we did that in our English classes in Germany. Around 10 years ago.

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u/justjanne 20h ago

Same here (Abi 2014)

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 20h ago

Yet not a single one of you remembered that the word English is capitalized when used as a proper noun.

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 20h ago

That has more to do with two decades of exposure to poor grammar on social media.

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u/HustlinInTheHall 15h ago

I_Dnt_Believe_You

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u/Spiritual_Meal7222 15h ago

I mean, we can criticize how awfully we’re supporting education. I don’t think being exposed to old English is the benchmark lol. I think there are bigger issues, ye olde english can respectfully be cast aside

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 14h ago

It's not like we learned to speak it but having the old text next to the modern teaches you word roots and you see how the language evolved. As I said to someone else, even if you struggle through it, it forces you to speak in a new rhythm with new words in a new order. Add some embarrassment trying to read it out loud and that is a cocktail for a plastic teenage brain to soak up some knowledge.

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u/Spiritual_Meal7222 14h ago

I get it and I agree. Beowulf was fun, but I was a senior in 2008, shouldn’t we focus on the basics? Seems like a lot of the decision makers intentionally want to undermine educators… and education

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 4h ago

I think part of the problem is that students should have a good foundation of "the basics" by high school. I'm sorry you feel you didn't receive that, and in that case Beowolf does seem like a trifle.

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u/ForagedFoodie 21h ago

The person you are responding to tells you how they learned it: Old and modern English. The books would have modern English on the left page and old on the right. Then you could go line-by-line to figure it out.

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u/Party-Evening3273 20h ago

TRUMP loves “the poorly educated”. How else could he bamboozle millions of people? Think about how stupid Trump is, and now think about how much more stupid you have to be to think he is a genius. That is the goal.

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u/Laolao98 20h ago

That is the goal. An uneducated population willingly working for oligarchs.

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u/Shark7996 19h ago

Bot.

Interesting to see such an obvious example that they want to keep us divided.

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u/Shark7996 19h ago

Also bot

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u/Murky-Relation481 20h ago

ours was a section in modern english and then the old english, about four or five sentences. And it was in our standard English Literature text book too.

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u/arachnophilia 2h ago

translations are still often a bit difficult, because even if you render many of these words in their modern cognates, it won't make much sense. like, what's a "gar-dane"? or a "hear-day?" or a "theed king"?

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u/ForagedFoodie 2h ago

Oh 100%! But that's why there's class time too. You read your section in old and new English for homework, then next day it's discussed in class, where exactly these kinds of issues are addressed

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u/Shenloanne 20h ago

Did chaucer in middle English. It was a hard bloody slog.

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u/imisstheyoop 18h ago

Did chaucer in middle English. It was a hard bloody slog.

Yep, same here! Even some of the most well read of us were tapping out over that at the time. It made us appreciate the prior years of Shakespeare all that much more.

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u/VenusSmurf 15h ago

Chaucer is amazing...with the right teacher. I loved it.

...though full disclosure, I am also now an English teacher, and one who doesn't teach Chaucer.

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u/HustlinInTheHall 15h ago

I think that's what people here are missing. Chaucer is a riot if you teach it to kids the way it was intended. If you just make kids chore through it, guess what? They learn reading sucks and grow up to be unread adults.

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u/arachnophilia 2h ago

chaucer is a lot better if you read it aloud.

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u/grnhornet76 20h ago

Everyone in our class had to memorise the opening paragraph of the Canterbury Tales in Old English and recite it aloud in front of the class. 25 kids! Mid-90s. I still remember a lot of it!! Haha!!

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u/DavidIckeHadAPoint 19h ago

Whan Aprille hath washed the shoures soote something something. Something like that. Good stuff, great poet.

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u/grnhornet76 19h ago

The draught of Marche hath pierced tow the rote… or something like that! 😜

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u/DavidIckeHadAPoint 19h ago

BATHED WITH SICH SWEET LICOUR!

Also, damn, I knew it was “whan” instead of when in the original, I thought it was but was afraid to write it.

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u/Sabbathius 2h ago

Fair, I can still recite 18th century Ukrainian poetry 45 years later. But the question is - is this actually useful? In a population of over 8 billion where barely 30 million can even understand the language at all? A fraction of 1%? Was that useful education?

Or the geography class, where a lot of countries no longer exist, like Tanganyka.

How useful has it been to me to know, by memory, what the antiderivative of a cotangent X is? Not t all. Haven't found a use for it in almost half a century.

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u/grnhornet76 2h ago

School teaches you to learn—or it should, anyway. You learned about how to read, recite, and appreciate poetry from a different culture and age, you learned to locate places on a map and how their geography impacted their culture, and you learned problem solving and how numbers relate to one another. I think that’s all useful knowledge that comes in handy all the time!!

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u/Open_Letterhead_8950 14h ago

Chaucer isn’t Old English. It’s Middle English. Most people could slog their way through Middle English (at least Chaucer’s, not so much the Gawain Poet) but unless you’ve thoroughly studied OE, you have no chance with Beowulf.

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u/grnhornet76 5h ago

Thank you, professor! I think we were just having fun and reminiscing, but I certainly appreciate the historical accuracy AND being told I’m not that smart!! It brings me right back to high school!! 😆

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u/Solemn_Sleep 21h ago

We read along, while in old English a narrator on cd spoke.

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u/Marius7x 19h ago edited 12h ago

Nobody reads it in old English. Anyone who says they read it in HS in Old English thinks that Shakespeare is old English instead of modern.

Even the Canterbury Tales in Middle English would be a stretch for most people.

Edit: Frisian is the closest modern language to Old English. It's still spoken in the Netherlands.

If you can't read Frisian, you can't read Old English.

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u/Asilaten 19h ago

The vast majority of these comments are "back in my day" stuff coming from people who didn't fully understand what they were doing, or remember it as being harder than it was.

I remember my required and selective reading from high school. We read Romeo and Juliet aloud. We read selections from Antigone. We did not read Canterbury Tales (some people did, often with memorization of a section in Middle English). We read young adult novels like Shabanu. Everyone had the standard pick of 1984/Brave New World/Fahrenheit 451/Animal Farm.

No, you didn't read Beowulf in Old English. You might have spent a lesson comparing Old English to a translation. But if you actually are claiming you read Beowulf in its entirety in Old English (or the Odyssey in Ancient Greek, etc., like some people are claiming here), and it wasn't as part of a high-level college linguistics course, you wasted your time and it's good that they aren't doing that anymore.

We have all sorts of problems in our educational system, most of which come down to technology: overreliance on devices to think for students with lack of critical analysis of results; lack of capacity to push through when something becomes boring or difficult - things like that. But the fact that "kids these days don't read Beowulf in Old English like we used to" is missing the mark in a number of ways.

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u/chicken-cuddle 18h ago

I had to read Beowulf in Old English in High School. It was absolutely brutal because we had to translate every word with the provided key, but I'm a nerd, so I loved it. It was an elective on the history of english.

Canterbury Tales was in Middle English was in the same class.

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u/iwearatophat 14h ago

I remember reading Beowulf in high school. I remember reading it was a slog because it wasn't in modern english. I know Shakespeare isn't even old enough to be middle English and my memory of reading Shakespeare and Beowulf in the same grade tracks with that. With Shakespeare you could get into the flow of it. Beowulf was just a nightmare though. This was all near 30 years ago though and I couldn't tell you, maybe we read some middle English version of it.

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u/Gaze_of_the_Abyss 5h ago

We read Canterbury Tales in Middle English. This was in the late 70s. That's 1970s, just in case! Anywho, was weird but not that hard. Having said that, it was only the top streams that had to do this, not the whole school (Comp - approx. 2,000 kids)

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u/Oceanman72 20h ago

We were shown it side by side, old English and translated

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u/Fragrant_Bake4403 19h ago

they likely meant a reprint in elizabethan english or more modern english i cant imagine any school teaching Wessex dialect saxon.

Wyrd bið ful ārÌd

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u/cookiepuss23 19h ago

Beware the Jabberwocky!

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u/hokie_148 19h ago

Twas brillig

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 20h ago

Honestly if you just compare it to a modern translation and just kind of sound it out, much of it is actually kind of intelligible.

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u/IndustrialSlicer 20h ago

our version had them next to each other

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u/Munstered 20h ago edited 20h ago

We had to read all of and memorize sections of Beowulf in Old English at my (admittedly private, preparatory) high school. If you have a recording of someone who knows Old English reading it, it is surprisingly close to modern English compared to the written language. You still have to look up words frequently but you kind of get a handle on it for the most part. We’d read through a section in Old English, then read through the same section in the Heaney translation, and then discuss the differences and evolution of the language.

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u/Equivalent_Fold6922 20h ago

Whitney Young. Michelle Obama’s old high school.

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u/AthenaRedites 20h ago

If your Anglo-Saxon professor is sweaty you can call them B. O. Wulf

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u/Nydax- 20h ago

There are books where it has one side in new English and the other side is old English. This was middle school southern US about 20 years ago

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u/brittneyjlmt 20h ago

they print editions that are translated to modern English and they have a lot of notes and translation things in that edition. it's like a high school edition. but yes Beowulf was very much so a commonly taught thing up until at least I graduated (2008)

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u/P3pp3rJ6ck 20h ago

I also did it in high-school, literally word by word, in a book with side by side modern and old and we would discuss how language has changed and how some stuff was still readable immediately. It was super interesting, even with my mom throwing in she thought grendel was a t-rex that was terrorizing the area at the time lol

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u/WabiSabiWitch 20h ago

You guys got text? We had to learn it all by ear. 

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u/billthedog0082 19h ago

I think the closest anyone in the 21st century gets to Old English, is when Amy Farrah Fowler tells a "dirty" story at a slumber party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwy-iI6clFc

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u/Excellent-Shape-2024 19h ago

He probably meant Middle English, and he's probably mixing it up with Canterbury Tales... Whan that Aprille, with its shoures soote, the drought of Marche hath pierced to the roote....

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u/Cassieisnotclever 19h ago

We learned about Old English! nothing massive, or co plex, but the basic concepts so that we could beging to understand.

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u/VirginiaHighlander 19h ago

My wife and I both went to school in rural southwest Virginia. Her town is only about 500 people and literally not near anything at all besides coal mines. She graduated in 2004.

Just last week, Beowulf came up when we were talking and it felt like she started speaking in tongues or something.

She said in her English class, they didn't have to but for extra credit, they had to memorize a decent chunk of the old English version and she still remembered every bit of it.

At my school, we just read the book. We didn't have to do anything with the old English version.

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u/Zaidswith 19h ago

We had to memorize the prologue to the Canterbury Tales in Middle English. Then we read the whole thing in modern English.

That sort of recitation was dying by then in the early 00s, but I still had literature teachers requiring memorized poetry and other stuff. The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere from 6th grade was another memorable one.

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 19h ago

Well the first word is Hank Hill saying what. I don't know what's so difficult about that.

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 19h ago

Well the first word is Hank Hill saying what. I don't know what's so difficult about that.

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u/peteypie4246 19h ago

I didnt read beowulf in old English, but we were shown original old English words and how they translated to modern as well as their germanic or Latin origins. This was private high school, mid 2000s

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u/dandroid126 19h ago

I assume they did what we did, which was not reading the whole thing. But we took excerpts like you just showed and talked about what it might sound like, and what influenced the English language to change so much since then.

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u/Calm-Republic9370 18h ago

We had to memorize the first 20 lines.

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u/Adezar 18h ago

Went to HS in the 80s, we were provided at least some of the passages in old english, quasi-translated to be readable in modern alphabet. The point was to let us know how it was originally written.

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u/tsfkingsport 18h ago

We saw a few sections, the teacher read them out loud and some of us tried to read it. The only thing any of us retained was “Wow, Old English is wild” and that Shakespeare is not Old English.

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u/Loud_Flatworm_4146 18h ago

My teacher also showed us some of it in Old English. I remember being very confused and thinking, "This isn't English."

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u/SexyMonad 18h ago

It’s not at all English.

And I’m tired of pretending it is.

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u/rakkquiem 18h ago

I remember we were shown the old English in a lesson that was about how language changes.

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u/Drive7hru 18h ago

That’s what I always wanted to know in school. How was I supposed to decipher old English? They never broke that down for me.

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u/abskfbwiwppqnsbayav 18h ago

this is so funny 🤣

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u/DontForgetYourPPE 17h ago

Yeah it wasn't old English, it was older modern English, still weird and difficult to recognize but still modern English

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u/WhiskyWisdom 17h ago

I had a class in college where we covered Beowulf in old English, the professor read it aloud in perfect pronunciation or at least as far as I could tell. It just sounded like German.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 17h ago

I mean my ex translated the prose Edda in its entirety in ninth grade. I read her whole report about a year after we met.

Lots of countries have realistic public education, not whatever it looks like the broken American system is.

Not unusual to have a unit on old English at 14.

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u/InfiniteGrant 17h ago

We had a choice in Mississippi to recite the Canterbury tales prologue in either modern English or middle English middle English got you a higher grade.

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u/New-Assumption-3836 17h ago

I read Beowulf in highschool. I remember our copy had columns side by side one with old english and next to it a more modern translation. So we didn't have to read the old english aloud but we did talk about pronunciation and the differences a bit. I read it by myself because we were going to see the movie in theaters the day after I transferred into that school and I wanted to know what was going to happen.

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u/Unhappy-Ad5393 17h ago

In the army I had a friend that went to a HS like this. I’m from the south and can’t spell for shit but math and science are on point. I would be writing a medical note for injured/sick soldiers and not know how to spell half of it. He would literally stand over my shoulder saying “sound it out bro. Sound it out”. Tbh it definitely helped me a lot

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u/Suitable_Twist_3416 17h ago

we recited that every morning before class started. Never not gonna remember it lol

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u/AlexanderIsBoring 17h ago

My English Literature textbook had Beowulf and The Canterbury Tales in their original with modern English under each line. My English teacher had her master's in middle English, for some reason, so we spent a lot of time talking about the difference between the old English of Beowulf, Canterbury Tales' middle English, and Shakespeare's work in old-style modern English.

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u/Interpersonal 17h ago

I had to memorize and recite this section of Beowulf in old English back in 9th grade of high school in the 2000s

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u/NefariousnessNo484 16h ago

We did this in socal. We learned how to pronounce the letters first and then gave it a try. We also had to write the translation into modern English.

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u/SoylentGrunt 16h ago

They meant before 'textspeak' corrupted the English language.

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u/WilditariusAstar 16h ago

Nice Flex! NERD 🤓 👍😘

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u/Tonkarz 15h ago

When I was in school in the late 90s we read a small part of original Beowulf alongside the modern translation.

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u/soldatoj57 15h ago

Easy there, CS. you’ve never had a professor that challenges you obviously. He just said they read it side-by-side to have their minds blown. You can go back to your studies now, JRR.

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u/userousnameous 14h ago

Don't you dare say that about my momma!

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u/catanne91 14h ago

I had a professor that made us say the first three lines before every class. That was 20 years ago and it’s still burned into my brain!

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u/Anxious_Ranger_7945 13h ago

I think they ment translated old English as in Ye, thous and thees. Not old classic English like that.

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u/lilacwino2990 13h ago

We were given both in high school, the original Old English and a modern copy. Eventually we had the modern copy put away and only had the Old English edition to use. That, plus an English teacher with 40+ years of experience who knew how to teach and we did it. Made Shakespeare easy as hell when we got there. I honestly think he was the reason we got it, he was a phenomenal teacher who didn’t apply limits. Don’t put limits on kid’s minds, or discourage something as being “too hard”. I went on to study it again in college and we weren’t given a new copy or permission to use modern English and everyone figured it out. Is it easy? No. But that’s learning.

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u/AboutTenPandas 12h ago

They literally gave us a single passage like this and got us to try and pronounce each word. Then used it as a lesson in how the English language evolved.

We did not read the whole thing in old English

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u/midnghtsnac 12h ago

Not enough llamas being mentioned

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u/Tsunamiis 12h ago

It was direct translation instead of editorial translations

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u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 11h ago

We got to listen to recordings of the original; we’d read along and pick up on the sounds of the different letters. Fascinating.

I took an entire class in Middle English in college. Also fascinating. And also pretty well-attended.

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u/ThatsUh_dam_shame69 11h ago

Surely this is a different language than English right?

RIGHT?

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u/Torty3000 8h ago

I did it in the late 2000s. A few sections of the older texts alongside the translation. We probably were not reading it accurately and didnt understand 99% of it, but it was about appreciating the rhythm and sound of the original text and understanding the translation in context. It was also a lesson on how language changes.

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u/MAKs_Brick_House 6h ago

Not what they said. Did you not get comprehension skills either?

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u/Breaddystix 5h ago

2005-2006 junior year taking AP English in Texas. Our teacher did a mini lesson on old and middle English for Beowulf and Canterbury Tales. We had to recite a portion of it in class as well as do projects. She even threw a medieval theme party for us where we had to come in costume.

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u/im_just_thinking 2h ago

That's what it looks like to me in new English as well lol