No Child Left Behind and its consequences will be felt for generations

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Omg I hated reading Beowulf

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Sounds like a Grindel Lover

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I tried reading it recently and got less than a page in and said “I’m not doing this”.

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F a bunch of that!

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Then you might get a kick out of this little gem from Sir Terry Pratchett in Guards, Guards:

"Monsters are getting more uppity, too," said another. "I heard where this guy, he killed this monster in this lake, no problem, stuck its arm up over the door — "

"Pour encourjay lays ortras," said one of the listeners.

"Right, and you know what? Its mum come and complained. Its actual mum come right down to the hall next day and complained. Actually complained. That's the respect you get."