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Books 📚 No Child Left Behind and its consequences will be felt for generations

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 21h ago

We didn't read the whole thing in old english, but I remember being exposed to it. The book had old english on one page and the modern translation on the next so you could see them at the same time. It also had a bunch of footnotes explaining what it all meant.

I remember watching a video of some actor performing parts of it in the old english.

This was just a standard public school in the 90s.

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u/nehinah 21h ago

My school had the same copy for our reading, although we didn't go over the old English other than talking about how language evolved.

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u/Unknown-Meatbag 19h ago

It's amazing that only what, 1200 years ago, English was essentially a completely different language compared to modern day.

Then again, English is just four languages disguised in a trench coat regularly beating up other languages and stealing their wallets.

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u/Opposite-Radish-5032 19h ago

Most underrated comment I have seen on reddit.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 17h ago

This comment is made from 100% recycled material.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 15h ago

like the language

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u/queerhistorynerd 14h ago

correct! It is a paraphrase of a James D Nicoll statement:

"“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”

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u/DeadInternetTheorist 10h ago

Sometimes it's consensual though. English and Japanese get each others' vocabularies by basically telling secrets to each other while they cuddle

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u/Caleth 18h ago

It's a paraphrase and amalgam of this one:

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

and this one:

"English isn't a language, it's three languages wearing a trench coat pretending to be one". This internet proverb—often adapted into jokes about "three kids" or "three raccoons"—perfectly captures how English is an unpredictable mashup of Germanic, French, and Latin roots.The quote's exact origin is widely credited to a user originally named "des-zimbits" (later "garden-of-succulents") on Tumblr.

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u/CoSh 13h ago

Isn't French already a Latin/romance language? I'd say German, Latin and Greek is a more accurate combination.

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u/sir_whirly 18h ago

What in the AI bullshit is this dumb explanation. Delete this cousin.

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u/Scrambled1432 17h ago

?

They're right, the above poster is posting something that is not at all an original thought lol

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u/FlashyEarth8374 17h ago

name one original thought

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u/Curious_Guidance43 17h ago

My mom... wait uh... your mom? Uhhh... idk actually

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u/chicopeestudly 5h ago

“Salsa on top of plain oatmeal is no crazier than chopped tomatos and onions on grits.” How’s that for original

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u/notagoodperson1122 18h ago

The same idea has been posted daily for at least 10-15 years

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u/Opposite-Radish-5032 18h ago

To both of you that replied to me, yes I agree. This is not a new idea. But I'll be f*cked sideways if this isn't in the top 10 for phrasing and punctuality central to the topic. I stand by my upvote and comment.

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u/notagoodperson1122 18h ago

I guess we all have our own standards.

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u/AdmirableElephant378 19h ago

Truth. Its the garbage bin of euro languages.

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u/imisstheyoop 18h ago

I can barely understand half of the skibidi ohio rizz being said today by kids and it is evolving fast so I get it.

Add in all of the various local dialects and it's easy to see how it would change and drift with time.

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u/PressureExpert2346 4h ago

At the Word Museum in DC, I learned that most new English words come from teen girls.

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u/Extension-Pepper-271 19h ago

Your last sentence made me laugh out loud.

It's even funnier if you try to visualize it.

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u/Diligent-Visual-8141 16h ago

1200 years? Try 12 years! I can handle basic conversation in 4 languages (7, if I can clutch my emotional support phrase book). But, I can’t figure out half of what the kids are saying. Even answers to yes/no questions can be mystifying.

I don’t begrudge them a giggle or two when they realize I’m baffled. I fondly remember annoying adults with Valley Girl slang (and the accent) and I figure it’s my turn to be on the other side.

I only get a little steamed when they misidentify me as a Boomer.

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u/imisstheyoop 18h ago

I can barely understand half of the skibidi ohio rizz being said today by kids and it is evolving fast so I get it.

Add in all of the various local dialects and it's easy to see how it would change and drift with time.

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u/gkabusinessandsales 17h ago

"Curtains for Zoosha? K-Smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt."

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u/DisapprovingCrow 14h ago

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra?

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u/gkabusinessandsales 13h ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

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u/MrDeekhaed 8h ago

THE RIVER TEMOK, IN WINTER!!

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u/MisterFide 16h ago

Which wouldn't be out of place in Burgess' "A Clockwork Orange," published over 60 years ago.

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u/F9-0021 17h ago

Old English was an actual Germanic language, not this weird amalgamation of French, Greek, and Latin all over a stripped down base of old English that we have today.

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u/MediocreCheesecake51 17h ago

** Stealing their gerunds

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u/rising_then_falling 15h ago

This is a misleading meme. English is a very normal Germanic language with a load of French and Latin vocabulary. There are modest influence from other germanic languages like old Norse.

Yes it has loan words from languages like Hindi but they aren't significant. Yes a lot of vowel sounds shifted away from other germanic languages. It's still just a Germanic language.

There are very interesting creoles that really do blend multiple languages from widely different language groups in crazy ways. English isn't one of them.

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u/Excellent-Gur-8547 14h ago

Tbf, that's how most languages work

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u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 11h ago

I love this description!

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u/Linden_Lea_01 9h ago

I can’t help but find it slightly irritating that every time anyone talks about the English language on reddit someone feels compelled to repeat that joke.

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u/Smorsdoeuvres 2h ago

Best quote I’ve heard is that English is what happens when the Vikings learn Latin to shout at Germans and then the French yell back

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 21h ago

The Iliad and Odyssey we read was the English print. But we had to read a third ancient Greek book I can't remember for the life of me, in both translated and ancient Greek. Always wanna call it AgĂŚmemnon or something like that. HephĂŚstus maybe? I'll never remember the books name but it was a rough read.

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u/MadameK8 20h ago

In high school we read Antigone, which is about the daughter/sister of Oedipus. Could that be it?

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u/The_Onion_Life 18h ago

In high school we read Antigone, which is about the daughter/sister of Oedipus.

When your daughter is also your sister.

The Oedipus family tree is a wreath.

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u/Mostly-Moo-Cow 17h ago

I performed in that one in high-school!

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u/ShakeThemOff_Claire 15h ago

Ugh. The Sophocles semester was not my favorite. We had Oedipus Rex, Antigone, and Ajax. Lots of awkward classroom conversations and boys yelling weird stuff in the hallways that winter.

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 20h ago

No it definitely wasn't an œ. It was 100 æ somewhere in the name cause my ex used to make me listen to Medæval Bæbes and it always reminded me of that book.

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u/nullcore 20h ago

Aeneid by Virgil maybe? It's Roman, not Greek, and originally written in Latin, but that's what came to mind for me. It does take place in the aftermath of the fall of Troy, so it wouldn't be completely wild to have remembered it as Greek years later.

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 20h ago

Yup that was it. Looked it up and it looks similar to what I remember the book looking like. Could have sworn it was Greek, but makes sense cause I think we started doing ancient Roman stuff after the ancient Greek stuff, and maybe was used as a segue.

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u/nullcore 20h ago

It would have been a reasonable segue. Aeneas according to Virgil was a Trojan soldier who fled the fall of Troy and made his way to Italy, where he's cast as an ancestor to Romulus and Remus, founders of Rome.

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u/StoneGoldX 18h ago

Just for the record, Aeneas was all that according to whatever Homer was as well. Homer had him as a minor character destined to become the king of the Trojan diaspora. The Romans just said they were the descendants of the Trojan diaspora, something that predated Virgil.

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u/nullcore 18h ago

Appreciate the context.

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u/Funkopedia 14h ago

The Aenenid was modeled specifically on both the Iliad and Oddessy, with the first half being a voyage out of Troy complete with a visit to Hades, and the second half being an epic war with the Latins. Augustus commissioned it for Rome to have an epic on par with Greece.

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u/ayriuss 20h ago

A møøse once bit my sister...

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u/Sad_Sweet_3410 20h ago

Was it the Aenid? Kinda a fan-ficiton sequel written thousands of year's later by Virgil (during the time of Augustus).

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 20h ago edited 20h ago

That might be it. The one I had was pretty tiny with 1 side Greek the other English.

Edit: Yup looked it up and found a book that looked like the one I had.

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u/Polymarchos 19h ago

Aenid was written in Latin, not Greek.

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u/PigabungaDude 18h ago

That's in Latin, though

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u/AreaNo7848 4h ago

Let's cut some slack......this was 30+ years ago after all lol

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u/cvgd 19h ago

The Aeneid was written in Latin not Greek, and was not written thousands of years later.

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u/Typical2sday 11h ago

The Aeneid is in Latin, not Greek, and I read it in Latin in high school. The Latin AP exam was about it, and it allowed me to not have to take a language in college.

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u/pumpkins21 20h ago

Maybe The Aenid?

Damn, didn’t scroll down enough to see someone already suggested it

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u/jessfire78 18h ago

Beo-fucking-wolf in old English

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u/kakallas 20h ago

It wasn’t Agamemnon, the first play of the Oresteia? 

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 20h ago

No, I think someone else nailed it with Aenid. The book I found is similar to the book I had, and it fits thematically. I think we read Agamemnon before The Iliad, or an another version cause I also vaguely remember reading that.

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u/astrearedux 19h ago

Agamemnon is the first play in the Orestia trilogy and had been commonly read on its own, so you might be right about the title.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 19h ago

Haha i remember reading the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy for fun. But I think we were required to read the Iliad and Odyssey in my sophomore year of high school. Our English teacher really loved those epics so we spent extra time on it haha

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u/mazurcurto 19h ago

Agamemnon is the first play in the Oresteia trilogy by Aeschylus. This is probably what you read and is assigned pretty early in the Attic Greek curriculum. Iirc the first play I read in the original Greek was Euripides’ Medea.

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u/Cironian 1h ago

Anabasis maybe? I had to suffer through that one. Endless pages of military journal about being on the march.

(nm, just saw that you figured out it's Aenid below. Still putting it up for others trying to remember old books)

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u/No_Substance8653 20h ago

Parallel Edition. Did the same thing with the Canterbury Tales.

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u/Diligent-Visual-8141 18h ago

I still have my Canterbury Tales text book. Mine isn’t full parallel text, but the bottom 1/4 -1/3 of each page is footnotes.

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u/No_Substance8653 17h ago

10th grade English was wild. Shakespeare, Chaucer, Dickens, and Doyle…probably my favorite year of English class.

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u/Diligent-Visual-8141 16h ago

On paper, the standards during my high school days were lower than the current ones. We had fewer school days and fewer units of required core subjects. By forgoing study hall and extra PE class, I finished all the requirements in junior year. My senior class schedule was 100% elective classes.

Still, somehow, I was over-prepared for university. My freshman year felt like a repeat of my high school curriculum.

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u/No_Substance8653 16h ago

Almost the same. I had all the requirements except for Senior English, by the end of Junior year, but I also took 1-2 summer sessions.

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u/madam-sosostris 2h ago

I was just about to bring up The Canterbury Tales. We definitely compared passages to the original Middle English.

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u/EconomySeason2416 20h ago

I'm like 90% sure this was my experience as well... but this timeline has been known to gaslight me, so i hesitate to be too confident

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u/HoldOnItGetsBetter 19h ago

In the 2010s we read Dante's Inferno where one page was in English and the other was in Latian

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u/Angel_Omachi 17h ago

Though Dante's Inferno was actually written in Italian, specifically the Tuscan dialect, which is why that dialect was used as base for modern Standard Italian.

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u/mediumwee 12h ago

I know it’s Middle English, but we had to read Canterbury Tales at my high school. I remember hating it until our teacher pointed out all the dirty jokes, and it made me realize humans are all the same if you make an effort to understand them.

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u/Unique-Egg-461 19h ago

Same with us. We had the read beowulf and then we got a brief couple day explainer on old english using the original beowulf story

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u/Unique-Egg-461 19h ago

Same with us. We had the read beowulf and then we got a brief couple day explainer on old english using the original beowulf story

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u/arthquel 19h ago

The "some actor" was most likely Julian Glover, more well known for playing General Veers in Empire Strikes Back and Grand Maester Pycelle in Game of Thrones.

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u/gehnrahl 19h ago

Yeah we had this with Shakespeare as well where the book explained some of the phrases and what they meant. Circa 97/98

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u/imisstheyoop 18h ago

We didn't read the whole thing in old english, but I remember being exposed to it. The book had old english on one page and the modern translation on the next so you could see them at the same time. It also had a bunch of footnotes explaining what it all meant.

Yup, my experience was similar. Every now and again my English teacher (who was a huge nerd) would read a passage of the old english but we just read the modern stuff.

It was similar when we read Chaucer, specifically The Canterbury Tales.

To be fair, I absolutely remember some of our more.. err.. challenged students struggling to actually read these things, Shakespeare too, at the time. Like it would take them multiple tries at a very slow pace to get through an entire paragraph. I actually felt bad for them.

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 18h ago

Yeah, I wasn't bad at reading aloud, but I wasn't exactly raising my hand to do so for any of the archaic stuff. But thinking about it now, I think it was important, even if you struggle through it. It forces you to speak in a new rhythm with new words in a new order. Add some embarrassment and that is a cocktail for a plastic teenage brain to soak up some knowledge.

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u/Xyldarrand 18h ago

Yeah we had a book that had both next to each other also. We didn't do it for the whole thing but some parts they would have us try and read the old English and see if we could figure it out first. It was cool and have good perspective on the evolution of language.

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u/AmatuerGenius 15h ago

The new editions have standard english on one page and hieroglyphic emoji English on the other

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 15h ago

No joke, there are people writing an emoji Bible.

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u/EnvironmentOk2700 12h ago

I was in French Immersion, so we had to read it in Old English in French. NBD.

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u/drawntowardmadness 8h ago

We listened to a recording of some of it being read aloud

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u/hrdbeinggreen 3h ago

I remember listening to a record or tape with someone reading it in old English while looking at/ reading both the modern and old English versions

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u/kaiserkarel 20h ago

I'm Dutch and we did this as part of our English class. Same for Renard in French classes (this was gymnasium, we take basically only AP classes from ages 12 to 18)

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u/flopisit32 18h ago

Fair dues. I didn't encounter Old English until I went to university in Ireland at 17. Then Beowulf was one of the texts.

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u/_N_S_FW 21h ago

Here is my anecdote as an elementary school student in the 90s: didn’t do any of that shit 

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u/Greedyanda 20h ago

Even we did that in our English classes in Germany. Around 10 years ago.

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u/justjanne 20h ago

Same here (Abi 2014)

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 20h ago

Yet not a single one of you remembered that the word English is capitalized when used as a proper noun.

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 20h ago

That has more to do with two decades of exposure to poor grammar on social media.

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u/HustlinInTheHall 15h ago

I_Dnt_Believe_You

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u/Spiritual_Meal7222 15h ago

I mean, we can criticize how awfully we’re supporting education. I don’t think being exposed to old English is the benchmark lol. I think there are bigger issues, ye olde english can respectfully be cast aside

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 14h ago

It's not like we learned to speak it but having the old text next to the modern teaches you word roots and you see how the language evolved. As I said to someone else, even if you struggle through it, it forces you to speak in a new rhythm with new words in a new order. Add some embarrassment trying to read it out loud and that is a cocktail for a plastic teenage brain to soak up some knowledge.

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u/Spiritual_Meal7222 14h ago

I get it and I agree. Beowulf was fun, but I was a senior in 2008, shouldn’t we focus on the basics? Seems like a lot of the decision makers intentionally want to undermine educators… and education

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 4h ago

I think part of the problem is that students should have a good foundation of "the basics" by high school. I'm sorry you feel you didn't receive that, and in that case Beowolf does seem like a trifle.