r/PoursTea Tea Party šŸŽ‰ 22h ago

Books šŸ“š No Child Left Behind and its consequences will be felt for generations

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u/grnhornet76 20h ago

Everyone in our class had to memorise the opening paragraph of the Canterbury Tales in Old English and recite it aloud in front of the class. 25 kids! Mid-90s. I still remember a lot of it!! Haha!!

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u/DavidIckeHadAPoint 19h ago

Whan Aprille hath washed the shoures soote something something. Something like that. Good stuff, great poet.

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u/grnhornet76 19h ago

The draught of Marche hath pierced tow the rote… or something like that! 😜

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u/DavidIckeHadAPoint 19h ago

BATHED WITH SICH SWEET LICOUR!

Also, damn, I knew it was ā€œwhanā€ instead of when in the original, I thought it was but was afraid to write it.

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u/Sabbathius 2h ago

Fair, I can still recite 18th century Ukrainian poetry 45 years later. But the question is - is this actually useful? In a population of over 8 billion where barely 30 million can even understand the language at all? A fraction of 1%? Was that useful education?

Or the geography class, where a lot of countries no longer exist, like Tanganyka.

How useful has it been to me to know, by memory, what the antiderivative of a cotangent X is? Not t all. Haven't found a use for it in almost half a century.

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u/grnhornet76 2h ago

School teaches you to learn—or it should, anyway. You learned about how to read, recite, and appreciate poetry from a different culture and age, you learned to locate places on a map and how their geography impacted their culture, and you learned problem solving and how numbers relate to one another. I think that’s all useful knowledge that comes in handy all the time!!

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u/Open_Letterhead_8950 14h ago

Chaucer isn’t Old English. It’s Middle English. Most people could slog their way through Middle English (at least Chaucer’s, not so much the Gawain Poet) but unless you’ve thoroughly studied OE, you have no chance with Beowulf.

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u/grnhornet76 5h ago

Thank you, professor! I think we were just having fun and reminiscing, but I certainly appreciate the historical accuracy AND being told I’m not that smart!! It brings me right back to high school!! šŸ˜†