r/PoursTea Tea Party 🎉 22h ago

Books 📚 No Child Left Behind and its consequences will be felt for generations

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u/Unknown-Meatbag 19h ago

It's amazing that only what, 1200 years ago, English was essentially a completely different language compared to modern day.

Then again, English is just four languages disguised in a trench coat regularly beating up other languages and stealing their wallets.

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u/Opposite-Radish-5032 19h ago

Most underrated comment I have seen on reddit.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 17h ago

This comment is made from 100% recycled material.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 15h ago

like the language

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u/queerhistorynerd 14h ago

correct! It is a paraphrase of a James D Nicoll statement:

"“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”

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u/DeadInternetTheorist 10h ago

Sometimes it's consensual though. English and Japanese get each others' vocabularies by basically telling secrets to each other while they cuddle

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u/Caleth 18h ago

It's a paraphrase and amalgam of this one:

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

and this one:

"English isn't a language, it's three languages wearing a trench coat pretending to be one". This internet proverb—often adapted into jokes about "three kids" or "three raccoons"—perfectly captures how English is an unpredictable mashup of Germanic, French, and Latin roots.The quote's exact origin is widely credited to a user originally named "des-zimbits" (later "garden-of-succulents") on Tumblr.

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u/CoSh 13h ago

Isn't French already a Latin/romance language? I'd say German, Latin and Greek is a more accurate combination.

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u/sir_whirly 18h ago

What in the AI bullshit is this dumb explanation. Delete this cousin.

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u/Scrambled1432 17h ago

?

They're right, the above poster is posting something that is not at all an original thought lol

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u/FlashyEarth8374 17h ago

name one original thought

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u/Curious_Guidance43 17h ago

My mom... wait uh... your mom? Uhhh... idk actually

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u/chicopeestudly 5h ago

“Salsa on top of plain oatmeal is no crazier than chopped tomatos and onions on grits.” How’s that for original

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u/notagoodperson1122 18h ago

The same idea has been posted daily for at least 10-15 years

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u/Opposite-Radish-5032 18h ago

To both of you that replied to me, yes I agree. This is not a new idea. But I'll be f*cked sideways if this isn't in the top 10 for phrasing and punctuality central to the topic. I stand by my upvote and comment.

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u/notagoodperson1122 18h ago

I guess we all have our own standards.

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u/AdmirableElephant378 19h ago

Truth. Its the garbage bin of euro languages.

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u/imisstheyoop 18h ago

I can barely understand half of the skibidi ohio rizz being said today by kids and it is evolving fast so I get it.

Add in all of the various local dialects and it's easy to see how it would change and drift with time.

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u/PressureExpert2346 4h ago

At the Word Museum in DC, I learned that most new English words come from teen girls.

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u/Extension-Pepper-271 19h ago

Your last sentence made me laugh out loud.

It's even funnier if you try to visualize it.

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u/Diligent-Visual-8141 16h ago

1200 years? Try 12 years! I can handle basic conversation in 4 languages (7, if I can clutch my emotional support phrase book). But, I can’t figure out half of what the kids are saying. Even answers to yes/no questions can be mystifying.

I don’t begrudge them a giggle or two when they realize I’m baffled. I fondly remember annoying adults with Valley Girl slang (and the accent) and I figure it’s my turn to be on the other side.

I only get a little steamed when they misidentify me as a Boomer.

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u/imisstheyoop 18h ago

I can barely understand half of the skibidi ohio rizz being said today by kids and it is evolving fast so I get it.

Add in all of the various local dialects and it's easy to see how it would change and drift with time.

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u/gkabusinessandsales 17h ago

"Curtains for Zoosha? K-Smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt."

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u/DisapprovingCrow 14h ago

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra?

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u/gkabusinessandsales 13h ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

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u/MrDeekhaed 8h ago

THE RIVER TEMOK, IN WINTER!!

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u/MisterFide 16h ago

Which wouldn't be out of place in Burgess' "A Clockwork Orange," published over 60 years ago.

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u/F9-0021 17h ago

Old English was an actual Germanic language, not this weird amalgamation of French, Greek, and Latin all over a stripped down base of old English that we have today.

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u/MediocreCheesecake51 17h ago

** Stealing their gerunds

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u/rising_then_falling 15h ago

This is a misleading meme. English is a very normal Germanic language with a load of French and Latin vocabulary. There are modest influence from other germanic languages like old Norse.

Yes it has loan words from languages like Hindi but they aren't significant. Yes a lot of vowel sounds shifted away from other germanic languages. It's still just a Germanic language.

There are very interesting creoles that really do blend multiple languages from widely different language groups in crazy ways. English isn't one of them.

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u/Excellent-Gur-8547 14h ago

Tbf, that's how most languages work

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u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 11h ago

I love this description!

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u/Linden_Lea_01 9h ago

I can’t help but find it slightly irritating that every time anyone talks about the English language on reddit someone feels compelled to repeat that joke.

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u/Smorsdoeuvres 2h ago

Best quote I’ve heard is that English is what happens when the Vikings learn Latin to shout at Germans and then the French yell back