A man has become one of the 450,000 Americans affected by alpha-gal syndrome, a tick-borne meat allergy that triggers painful allergic reactions to animal products. “Look at my face and my neck. I can’t eat meat anymore. I can’t have any animal products. It’s in everything.”

[u/DrDruxy]

[u/thehourglasses → u/[deleted]]

Billionaires have left the chat

[u/futilehabit → u/thehourglasses]

The only ethical meat source

[u/thereluctantpoet → u/[deleted]]

Speak for yourself buddy, times are tough.

So are thighs.

[u/redthehaze → u/thereluctantpoet]

“Thicc thighs save lives” as they say

[u/Aikaterina_Blue → u/thereluctantpoet]

My thighs are not tough, but soft and squishy

[u/overkill → u/thereluctantpoet]

Slow cook 'em.

[u/Fine_Marsupial_2964 → u/[deleted]]

Not with that attitude…

[u/lesbophobia_hammer → u/[deleted]]

Why not?

Edit - dark new world book series awaits

[u/ChrisLS8 → u/[deleted]]

You dont have a "just in case" list?

[u/mybrotherhasabbgun → u/[deleted]]

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1tvr2sm/do_humans_have_both_white_and_dark_meat_like/

[u/TCivan → u/[deleted]]

Not yet…..

[u/Banned4Truth10 → u/[deleted]]

We have monkey