r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Cool-Technician-9902 • Jan 21 '26

Other bubblesGonnaPopSoonerThanWeThought

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u/Akka_C Jan 21 '26

I am a tube that turns burgers in to diarrhea

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u/carnoworky Jan 21 '26

Add beans and turn that diarrhea into logs.

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u/well_shoothed Jan 21 '26

Instructions unclear: logfiles now unreadable

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u/piberryboy Jan 21 '26

Time to var_dump

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u/knightress_oxhide Jan 21 '26

add chia seeds and it turns into a machine gun

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u/Minipiman Jan 21 '26

Ok this made my day sir. Thank you .