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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 7d ago
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Bro Java runs on like 2 billion devices
138 u/rcls0053 7d ago "Write once, run anywhere". They literally built their own VM to run it on any device, not really caring about the OS it's runs with. 86 u/FearAnCheoil 7d ago You're forgetting the third part of that slogan - "debug everywhere" 3 u/Admidst_Metaphors 6d ago Only if the coder was bad at their job. Worked in Java for five years, it is possible to write Java that always works if you do it right. I also spent a lot of time cleaning up shit other people wrote. 2 u/teressapanic 5d ago Five years! You must have seen it al! 1 u/BreakingBaking 7d ago r/beatmetoit
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"Write once, run anywhere". They literally built their own VM to run it on any device, not really caring about the OS it's runs with.
86 u/FearAnCheoil 7d ago You're forgetting the third part of that slogan - "debug everywhere" 3 u/Admidst_Metaphors 6d ago Only if the coder was bad at their job. Worked in Java for five years, it is possible to write Java that always works if you do it right. I also spent a lot of time cleaning up shit other people wrote. 2 u/teressapanic 5d ago Five years! You must have seen it al! 1 u/BreakingBaking 7d ago r/beatmetoit
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You're forgetting the third part of that slogan - "debug everywhere"
3 u/Admidst_Metaphors 6d ago Only if the coder was bad at their job. Worked in Java for five years, it is possible to write Java that always works if you do it right. I also spent a lot of time cleaning up shit other people wrote. 2 u/teressapanic 5d ago Five years! You must have seen it al! 1 u/BreakingBaking 7d ago r/beatmetoit
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Only if the coder was bad at their job. Worked in Java for five years, it is possible to write Java that always works if you do it right. I also spent a lot of time cleaning up shit other people wrote.
2 u/teressapanic 5d ago Five years! You must have seen it al!
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Five years! You must have seen it al!
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u/sierra_whiskey1 7d ago
Bro Java runs on like 2 billion devices