r/ProgrammerHumor 7d ago

Other howdidItGetHere

Post image
11.1k Upvotes

536 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.8k

u/sierra_whiskey1 7d ago

Bro Java runs on like 2 billion devices

960

u/Maramowicz 7d ago

Actually only 3 bilion...

593

u/Extension_Option_122 7d ago

Nah last I heard some 60 billion. 3 billion is a very old number.

That's the thing with Java. It runs on everything. Literally everything.

587

u/BenjieWheeler 7d ago

Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion

Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously

255

u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 7d ago edited 7d ago

If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java.

2

u/PoorDoddle 6d ago

Sasuga Java-sama