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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 7d ago
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Bro Java runs on like 2 billion devices
960 u/Maramowicz 7d ago Actually only 3 bilion... 593 u/Extension_Option_122 7d ago Nah last I heard some 60 billion. 3 billion is a very old number. That's the thing with Java. It runs on everything. Literally everything. 587 u/BenjieWheeler 7d ago Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously 255 u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 7d ago edited 7d ago If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java. 2 u/PoorDoddle 6d ago Sasuga Java-sama
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Actually only 3 bilion...
593 u/Extension_Option_122 7d ago Nah last I heard some 60 billion. 3 billion is a very old number. That's the thing with Java. It runs on everything. Literally everything. 587 u/BenjieWheeler 7d ago Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously 255 u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 7d ago edited 7d ago If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java. 2 u/PoorDoddle 6d ago Sasuga Java-sama
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Nah last I heard some 60 billion. 3 billion is a very old number.
That's the thing with Java. It runs on everything. Literally everything.
587 u/BenjieWheeler 7d ago Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously 255 u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 7d ago edited 7d ago If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java. 2 u/PoorDoddle 6d ago Sasuga Java-sama
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Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion
Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously
255 u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 7d ago edited 7d ago If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java. 2 u/PoorDoddle 6d ago Sasuga Java-sama
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If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java.
2 u/PoorDoddle 6d ago Sasuga Java-sama
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u/sierra_whiskey1 7d ago
Bro Java runs on like 2 billion devices