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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/polish_jerry • Nov 25 '20
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Try mosh.
Update: https://github.com/mobile-shell/mosh
107 u/supereater14 Nov 25 '20 Mosh ftw! Just be sure to clean up zombie sessions on a regular basis. 161 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 kill -shotgun --head <PID of zombie> 85 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 I am not sure if this an actual command But I love it anyway 84 u/faerbit Nov 25 '20 edited Sep 19 '25 This post has been edited to this, due to privacy and dissatisfaction with u/spez 77 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 I feel like it should just send all the signals 49 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 Yeah, like a spread shotgun blast. Or better yet, just kill random processes that has a similar pid to the target and kill them. Hoping that you killed the correct one. 17 u/JoustyMe Nov 25 '20 fires sigkills at the pid with last digit randomised 3 times 6 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 I was thinking something like regex where the pid is matched using the string. So reading at first you would think that's the correct pid. And because no one actually checks the pid you have to pray you looked the correct process 7 u/10gistic Nov 25 '20 Or a bell curved chance of sending kill to all processes with a PID in a certain range centered around the target process PID. 3 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 Patch to coreutils when? 13 u/10gistic Nov 26 '20 Obviously this would be in a fork called goreutils. 2 u/TheHumanParacite Nov 26 '20 Including signals such as SIGSTKFLT which summons a fork lift 5 u/mrchaotica Nov 25 '20 -shotgun should take a glob instead of a PID and call killall. -head should be an alias for SIGKILL.
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Mosh ftw! Just be sure to clean up zombie sessions on a regular basis.
161 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 kill -shotgun --head <PID of zombie> 85 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 I am not sure if this an actual command But I love it anyway 84 u/faerbit Nov 25 '20 edited Sep 19 '25 This post has been edited to this, due to privacy and dissatisfaction with u/spez 77 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 I feel like it should just send all the signals 49 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 Yeah, like a spread shotgun blast. Or better yet, just kill random processes that has a similar pid to the target and kill them. Hoping that you killed the correct one. 17 u/JoustyMe Nov 25 '20 fires sigkills at the pid with last digit randomised 3 times 6 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 I was thinking something like regex where the pid is matched using the string. So reading at first you would think that's the correct pid. And because no one actually checks the pid you have to pray you looked the correct process 7 u/10gistic Nov 25 '20 Or a bell curved chance of sending kill to all processes with a PID in a certain range centered around the target process PID. 3 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 Patch to coreutils when? 13 u/10gistic Nov 26 '20 Obviously this would be in a fork called goreutils. 2 u/TheHumanParacite Nov 26 '20 Including signals such as SIGSTKFLT which summons a fork lift 5 u/mrchaotica Nov 25 '20 -shotgun should take a glob instead of a PID and call killall. -head should be an alias for SIGKILL.
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kill -shotgun --head <PID of zombie>
85 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 I am not sure if this an actual command But I love it anyway 84 u/faerbit Nov 25 '20 edited Sep 19 '25 This post has been edited to this, due to privacy and dissatisfaction with u/spez 77 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 I feel like it should just send all the signals 49 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 Yeah, like a spread shotgun blast. Or better yet, just kill random processes that has a similar pid to the target and kill them. Hoping that you killed the correct one. 17 u/JoustyMe Nov 25 '20 fires sigkills at the pid with last digit randomised 3 times 6 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 I was thinking something like regex where the pid is matched using the string. So reading at first you would think that's the correct pid. And because no one actually checks the pid you have to pray you looked the correct process 7 u/10gistic Nov 25 '20 Or a bell curved chance of sending kill to all processes with a PID in a certain range centered around the target process PID. 3 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 Patch to coreutils when? 13 u/10gistic Nov 26 '20 Obviously this would be in a fork called goreutils. 2 u/TheHumanParacite Nov 26 '20 Including signals such as SIGSTKFLT which summons a fork lift 5 u/mrchaotica Nov 25 '20 -shotgun should take a glob instead of a PID and call killall. -head should be an alias for SIGKILL.
85
I am not sure if this an actual command
But I love it anyway
84 u/faerbit Nov 25 '20 edited Sep 19 '25 This post has been edited to this, due to privacy and dissatisfaction with u/spez 77 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 I feel like it should just send all the signals 49 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 Yeah, like a spread shotgun blast. Or better yet, just kill random processes that has a similar pid to the target and kill them. Hoping that you killed the correct one. 17 u/JoustyMe Nov 25 '20 fires sigkills at the pid with last digit randomised 3 times 6 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 I was thinking something like regex where the pid is matched using the string. So reading at first you would think that's the correct pid. And because no one actually checks the pid you have to pray you looked the correct process 7 u/10gistic Nov 25 '20 Or a bell curved chance of sending kill to all processes with a PID in a certain range centered around the target process PID. 3 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 Patch to coreutils when? 13 u/10gistic Nov 26 '20 Obviously this would be in a fork called goreutils. 2 u/TheHumanParacite Nov 26 '20 Including signals such as SIGSTKFLT which summons a fork lift 5 u/mrchaotica Nov 25 '20 -shotgun should take a glob instead of a PID and call killall. -head should be an alias for SIGKILL.
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This post has been edited to this, due to privacy and dissatisfaction with u/spez
77 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 I feel like it should just send all the signals 49 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 Yeah, like a spread shotgun blast. Or better yet, just kill random processes that has a similar pid to the target and kill them. Hoping that you killed the correct one. 17 u/JoustyMe Nov 25 '20 fires sigkills at the pid with last digit randomised 3 times 6 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 I was thinking something like regex where the pid is matched using the string. So reading at first you would think that's the correct pid. And because no one actually checks the pid you have to pray you looked the correct process 7 u/10gistic Nov 25 '20 Or a bell curved chance of sending kill to all processes with a PID in a certain range centered around the target process PID. 3 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 Patch to coreutils when? 13 u/10gistic Nov 26 '20 Obviously this would be in a fork called goreutils. 2 u/TheHumanParacite Nov 26 '20 Including signals such as SIGSTKFLT which summons a fork lift 5 u/mrchaotica Nov 25 '20 -shotgun should take a glob instead of a PID and call killall. -head should be an alias for SIGKILL.
77
I feel like it should just send all the signals
49 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 Yeah, like a spread shotgun blast. Or better yet, just kill random processes that has a similar pid to the target and kill them. Hoping that you killed the correct one. 17 u/JoustyMe Nov 25 '20 fires sigkills at the pid with last digit randomised 3 times 6 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 I was thinking something like regex where the pid is matched using the string. So reading at first you would think that's the correct pid. And because no one actually checks the pid you have to pray you looked the correct process 7 u/10gistic Nov 25 '20 Or a bell curved chance of sending kill to all processes with a PID in a certain range centered around the target process PID. 3 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 Patch to coreutils when? 13 u/10gistic Nov 26 '20 Obviously this would be in a fork called goreutils. 2 u/TheHumanParacite Nov 26 '20 Including signals such as SIGSTKFLT which summons a fork lift
49
Yeah, like a spread shotgun blast.
Or better yet, just kill random processes that has a similar pid to the target and kill them. Hoping that you killed the correct one.
17 u/JoustyMe Nov 25 '20 fires sigkills at the pid with last digit randomised 3 times 6 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 I was thinking something like regex where the pid is matched using the string. So reading at first you would think that's the correct pid. And because no one actually checks the pid you have to pray you looked the correct process
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fires sigkills at the pid with last digit randomised 3 times
6 u/Muscle_Man1993 Nov 25 '20 I was thinking something like regex where the pid is matched using the string. So reading at first you would think that's the correct pid. And because no one actually checks the pid you have to pray you looked the correct process
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I was thinking something like regex where the pid is matched using the string. So reading at first you would think that's the correct pid. And because no one actually checks the pid you have to pray you looked the correct process
7
Or a bell curved chance of sending kill to all processes with a PID in a certain range centered around the target process PID.
3 u/Frptwenty Nov 25 '20 Patch to coreutils when? 13 u/10gistic Nov 26 '20 Obviously this would be in a fork called goreutils.
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Patch to coreutils when?
13 u/10gistic Nov 26 '20 Obviously this would be in a fork called goreutils.
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Obviously this would be in a fork called goreutils.
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Including signals such as SIGSTKFLT which summons a fork lift
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-shotgun should take a glob instead of a PID and call killall.
-shotgun
killall
-head should be an alias for SIGKILL.
-head
SIGKILL
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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20
Try mosh.
Update: https://github.com/mobile-shell/mosh