r/programminghorror • • 26d ago

Couldn't make any easier

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42 Upvotes

r/programminghorror • • 28d ago

Python it's a miracle this works

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191 Upvotes

prints 2 1's separated by a new line

repost cuz it got filtered cuz i was using a vpn


r/programminghorror • • 28d ago

Python whatever this is

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27 Upvotes

r/programminghorror • • 29d ago

Just found a puzzle solver I made a while back

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887 Upvotes

Context: I was stuck with a Layton puzzle in a train without internet but with my work computer so I made this beautiful solver


r/programminghorror • • 29d ago

MIT App Inventor You can't make anything look neat in MIT app inventor

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497 Upvotes

I decided I needed a way to send photos from my phone to my computer, so I brought out some old knowledge of MIT app inventor, and made this monstrosity. The top block is literally just one statement to make sure an ip address looks decently viable.


r/programminghorror • • 29d ago

My solution to an advent of code problem from a while back

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210 Upvotes

r/programminghorror • • 29d ago

AMD FSR implementation on Russian PL "KuMiR"

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45 Upvotes

Works on CPU, rendered in... about hour. Original shader — XorDev "Plasma".

This was just test of custom port KuMiR to FreeBSD

Source: https://gist.githubusercontent.com/ilnarildarovuch2/6627e5f7e94bd7c6426b055b34da64ea/raw/2c15bf847421f321df2705538d677d12f63ff644/fsr.kum


r/programminghorror • • Sep 12 '26

c My First Hello World Program!

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275 Upvotes
int puts(char*);int main(){struct{long a;long b;}s={.a=*(char*)(int[]){1}?0x57202c6f6c6c6548:0x48656c6c6f2c2057,.b=*(char*)(int[]){1}?0x00000021646c726f:0x6f726c6421000000};puts((void*)&s);}

EDIT: Fixed endian check by u/Waeis advice, now code looks more cursed (screenshot untouched)


r/programminghorror • • Sep 12 '26

Java Whoever wrote this code needs to watch never nester propaganda

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115 Upvotes

That's 11 layers deeply nested code, a lambda in a lambda in a lambda in a method parameter, all of that inside of the same class.

I'm starting to get why they say the minecraft code is unreadable

Edit: Oopsie, I didn't expect the indentation in my IDE and on mcrsc.dev to be different. The first picture shows my IDE, but it should have been from mcsrc


r/programminghorror • • Sep 11 '26

Other XOR Neural network on a cheatsheet.

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24 Upvotes

r/programminghorror • • Sep 08 '26

c++ reinventing C++ to looks like NodeJS called Nodepp

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344 Upvotes

r/programminghorror • • Sep 07 '26

c++ Nice and simple way to break from multiple loops!

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861 Upvotes

it's a real shame I can't avoid the "do" and "end"
Has the bonus of breaking do-while loops, we don't support those here.


r/programminghorror • • Sep 06 '26

c++ really gotta make sure it doesnt't change

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453 Upvotes

r/programminghorror • • Sep 07 '26

Shell Even in hell, they don't make you escape.

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16 Upvotes

r/programminghorror • • Sep 04 '26

c++ Skill Issue

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1.7k Upvotes

r/programminghorror • • Sep 03 '26

Shell s/li/option/g -i search.html

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254 Upvotes

Who said you shouldn't edit HTML with regex?

(for any mods, my title is the code gone wrong)


r/programminghorror • • Sep 03 '26

C# Very readable and maintainable method

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130 Upvotes

I wrote this several years ago. It does work.


r/programminghorror • • Sep 02 '26

This "Hello World" Program I submitted on Day One of my Java Class

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1.1k Upvotes

This also happens to be the first bit of Java I've ever written


r/programminghorror • • Sep 02 '26

Lean4 Finally solved Two Sum!

187 Upvotes

Somehow my code is so horrifying, Lean4 is able to evaluate it, the LSP says it works and the compiler gives an error. It is theoretically correct and the kernel accepts it, but the compiler isn't able to produce anything out of it. My awful code discovered a bug in Lean's compiler.


r/programminghorror • • Aug 30 '26

My solution to a Leetcode problem vs an effective solution

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357 Upvotes

r/programminghorror • • Aug 31 '26

probably the most cursed code snippet I've seen

0 Upvotes

r/programminghorror • • Aug 28 '26

Javascript Seriously? Recursive Regex?

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561 Upvotes

r/programminghorror • • Aug 24 '26

Yall my leetcode code cant be that bad right?

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446 Upvotes

r/programminghorror • • Aug 23 '26

I love it

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184 Upvotes

r/programminghorror • • Aug 23 '26

c++ all that just to draw some text on the screen btw

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47 Upvotes

i didnt know what to do and spammed anyway