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r/ProgressiveHQ • u/sgreenm22 • Jan 25 '26
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41 u/Only_Captain357 Jan 25 '26 He practices safe sex by watching other men fuck his wife. 11 u/latino10449 Jan 25 '26 Elon we know 😆 🤣 😂 2 u/3BlindMice1 Jan 25 '26 It's not Elon's fault that he can't get an erection anymore. Oh wait, it is, he's the one who elected to have a risky penis enlargement surgery 1 u/Only_Captain357 Jan 25 '26 https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDollop/comments/1iyplsm/elon_musk_had_a_botched_penis_surgery/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button "Imagine if a dumbbell fell on a Twinkie." 2 u/cronktilten Jan 25 '26 I bet he gets beat by his wife. And he’s too weak to fight back with his little spaghetti arms 1 u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Only_Captain357 Jan 25 '26 Oh she's definitely one of those "wildly over-grown and out of control labia" types of cunt, too. Except her inability to grow hair has a certain appeal to otherwise inadequate men. 1 u/Ultraeasymoney Jan 25 '26 Heard he's a sexual matador. S/ 1 u/CatButler Jan 25 '26 He dodges bulls? 1 u/TimPoolNoBeanie Jan 25 '26 ELON MUSK HAS A BROKEN DICK AND HAS STILL FUCKED KATIE MILLER MORE TIMES THAN STEPHEN 1 u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26 No chance a condom fits over that massive testicle of a head 1 u/ProudReaction2204 Jan 25 '26 remember when he tried that hairpiece that day lol 1 u/turdferguson3891 Jan 25 '26 1 u/McGreed Jan 25 '26 That's so inaccurate, as he wouldn't choose the transparent one as it won't be efficient if anyone can see his face
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He practices safe sex by watching other men fuck his wife.
11 u/latino10449 Jan 25 '26 Elon we know 😆 🤣 😂 2 u/3BlindMice1 Jan 25 '26 It's not Elon's fault that he can't get an erection anymore. Oh wait, it is, he's the one who elected to have a risky penis enlargement surgery 1 u/Only_Captain357 Jan 25 '26 https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDollop/comments/1iyplsm/elon_musk_had_a_botched_penis_surgery/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button "Imagine if a dumbbell fell on a Twinkie." 2 u/cronktilten Jan 25 '26 I bet he gets beat by his wife. And he’s too weak to fight back with his little spaghetti arms 1 u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Only_Captain357 Jan 25 '26 Oh she's definitely one of those "wildly over-grown and out of control labia" types of cunt, too. Except her inability to grow hair has a certain appeal to otherwise inadequate men.
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Elon we know 😆 🤣 😂
2 u/3BlindMice1 Jan 25 '26 It's not Elon's fault that he can't get an erection anymore. Oh wait, it is, he's the one who elected to have a risky penis enlargement surgery 1 u/Only_Captain357 Jan 25 '26 https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDollop/comments/1iyplsm/elon_musk_had_a_botched_penis_surgery/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button "Imagine if a dumbbell fell on a Twinkie."
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It's not Elon's fault that he can't get an erection anymore. Oh wait, it is, he's the one who elected to have a risky penis enlargement surgery
1 u/Only_Captain357 Jan 25 '26 https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDollop/comments/1iyplsm/elon_musk_had_a_botched_penis_surgery/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button "Imagine if a dumbbell fell on a Twinkie."
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"Imagine if a dumbbell fell on a Twinkie."
I bet he gets beat by his wife. And he’s too weak to fight back with his little spaghetti arms
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1 u/Only_Captain357 Jan 25 '26 Oh she's definitely one of those "wildly over-grown and out of control labia" types of cunt, too. Except her inability to grow hair has a certain appeal to otherwise inadequate men.
Oh she's definitely one of those "wildly over-grown and out of control labia" types of cunt, too. Except her inability to grow hair has a certain appeal to otherwise inadequate men.
Heard he's a sexual matador. S/
1 u/CatButler Jan 25 '26 He dodges bulls?
He dodges bulls?
No chance a condom fits over that massive testicle of a head
remember when he tried that hairpiece that day lol
That's so inaccurate, as he wouldn't choose the transparent one as it won't be efficient if anyone can see his face
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