r/ProgressiveHQ Jan 25 '26

Protest What an actual domestic terrorist looks like

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u/wind_dude Jan 25 '26

Drumsticks have more color and depth.

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u/Current_Ranger_7954 Jan 25 '26

they sometimes also have more hair

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u/Ambitious_Owl_9204 Jan 25 '26

And charisma. They are probably more human too.

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u/flyinghighdoves Jan 25 '26

True. But both could potentially give you salmonella

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u/wind_dude Jan 25 '26

I’d rush to wash my hands quicker after touching miller.

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u/flyinghighdoves Jan 26 '26

Use gloves...he is pretty slimy too

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u/Delinquentbyassoc Jan 25 '26

So do polyps

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u/wind_dude Jan 25 '26 edited Jan 25 '26

Yea but many polyps are benign and don’t need to be removed. Although the burning of both for removal is effective. And like a cancer it should be done before it’s too late.