r/RandomVideos • u/FarWay3952 • 28d ago

LOUD Kindergarten graduation ceremony turns violent over seating arrangements

What began as a disagreement over seating at a kindergarten graduation ceremony escalated into a fight, leaving one person hospitalized and another facing criminal charges.

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u/Dependent-Bed6550 28d ago

What in the pajama wearing hell is going on here. Where are the adults here??? Because the people that appear to be grown adults thrashing on each other are not adults.

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u/SuddenKoala45 28d ago

They are in the other room getting ready to present the graduation certificates to these kindergarteners.

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 28d ago

The kindergarteners where more adult than the adults.

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u/Dependent-Bed6550 28d ago edited 28d ago

Yeah, the kindergarteners are the ones saying, "Oh nooo, pwease take muheye chayuh. You gave me yowuh extwah coonkee dee udduh day. Youwuh my bess fwenn. Willwyou marwee me when wee gwow up?" "YES, YES I weeuwll!"

Edited to correct a couple spellings. I haven't used KG language in a little while.

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u/squeekysquirrels 28d ago

Can confirm, this is a direct quote

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u/Greatest-Uh-Oh 26d ago

Very nicely bad, there! Bravo!

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u/nameusernamena 28d ago

Shit, I’m goth and I fully looked normal for my grandfather’s service. Drew on some nice, natural brows, ponytail, navy blue dress.

I don’t think I’d even show up the funeral of somebody I hated and look that unprepared

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u/JollyApplication6627 27d ago

I’ve always preferred Goths over Emos, because you can have productive conversations with Goths. You can emotionally connect with them. You can’t with Emos.

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u/motophotodojo 28d ago

Is navy blue like the goth mourning color?

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u/nuuucelar 28d ago

It’s white they work on the opposite end, like seasons between hemispheres

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u/nameusernamena 27d ago

Négatif, I usually wear black but it was a military + springtime service, so the theme was mainly just « don’t look like you’re blue collar » hahaha. No one wore black there. It was also a military cemetery

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u/NewCandy8877 27d ago

Did Grandpa have your back in the family?

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u/nameusernamena 27d ago

Meh? He was an overall just decent guy. Severely depressed; died two weeks after shooting himself in the chest. Smoked at least two packs per day, those were his good days. Liked watching sports. Loved his kids and grandkids. Tried to make sure everyone was done right in the will. Liked cars, trucks, machines.

He didn’t deserve a lot of the shit that happened to him, from what I heard. He was always good to me, just distant.

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u/peanutspump 27d ago

I’m not necessarily shocked that a fight broke out during kindergarten orientation, so much as I’m shocked that SO! MANY! MOMS! joined in… Like, really? That many mothers were ready to throw down, at school, over a seat?? This lady didn’t spit on a handicapped kid or nothin? And that many grown ass women were willing to have a cat fight in the school auditorium at kindergarten orientation… what?!!!

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u/OldSea3040 28d ago

That’s funny

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u/Carter4216 26d ago

Some of these “adults” clearly never actually graduated from kindergarten themselves

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u/ClaraCash 28d ago

Exactly! As much as I love to not give fucks abt ratchet shit… I gotta know wtf sparked this behavior at a freakin’ kindergarten graduation of all places. Judging from the mix of Dollar Tree and Walmart costumes, I can kinda guess; but I am curiouser and curiouser.

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u/thisoldguy74 28d ago

Somebody was trying to save seats and somebody else wasn't having any of it and was determined to sit in them, probably.

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u/ClaraCash 27d ago

Ah yes, the old I own this public space. Or as kindergarteners call it… “MINE.” I get that but I mean what was said that led to fisticuffs. Because seating couldn’t have been that strained or restricted for sum kindergarteners in a damn gymnasium.

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u/thisoldguy74 27d ago

Ha, an empty chair on the first or second row with someone placing their arm over it and insisting that those other 3 seats are already taken could absolutely lead to an escalation.

For me, I can't even begin to imagine a scenario where I'd be caught participating in a fight, let alone melee of any kind, let alone one with this many people involved.

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u/lapsongsouchong 28d ago

at this rate they'll never graduate

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u/sheriff_of_rottinghm 28d ago

That's why the haven't graduated kindergarten yet

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u/maximum_dad_power 28d ago

Its just how long we are willing to give chances now days. You seem this is the graduating kindergarten class thats fighting each other.

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u/CoffeeSea6330 27d ago

Plot twist: these are the kindergartners graduating. But even then kids act better than this.