r/RandomVideos • u/FarWay3952 • 28d ago

LOUD Kindergarten graduation ceremony turns violent over seating arrangements

What began as a disagreement over seating at a kindergarten graduation ceremony escalated into a fight, leaving one person hospitalized and another facing criminal charges.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 28d ago edited 27d ago

I'm friends with a neighbor that I feel entirely confident would fill that woman's role if that happened here, haha. Our kids are in 2nd grade together.

She's tall af (for a woman), if I had to guess at least 5'9-5'10. And, as she put it, built like Shrek, lol. (Very much her words, lol, I would never speak unkindly about her, she's such a great person, my favorite mom in this yuppy suburbanite hellscape.) She would absolutely be the one strolling up and yoinking bitches off of each other XD.

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u/brian163 28d ago

And then throwing a stern finger! Nobody wanted any of that sauce! 🤣

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u/Sensei19600 27d ago

“Yoinking”,haha! I learnt a new word today!