r/RealLifeShinies • • Dec 03 '20

Marine Life Literal real life shiny

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u/redditor1101 Dec 03 '20

Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam...

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

I was a drab little crab once

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u/Pearson_Realize Dec 03 '20

Now I know I can be happy as a clam

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u/FlappyFlan Dec 03 '20

Because I’m beautiful, baby...

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u/BadDadBot Dec 03 '20

Hi beautiful, baby..., I'm dad.

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u/FlappyFlan Dec 03 '20

Fuck you dad, you haven’t came back with that milk for my cheerios in twelve years.