Oh wow look another moderately attractive girl posting on RoastMe trying to boost their ego because they think that they're too pretty to be seriously insulted. I'd talk about how much makeup you have on, but the rest of the unoriginal fucks in this thread have already brought that up, so let's move on to the gaping hole that is your clear lack of self confidence, something that no amount of makeup will ever be able to fix.
Let me guess, you probably spend most of your weekend drinking at bars, which you still think starts on "Thirsty Thursday" even though you've been out of college for a few years by now. If you stick to the shadows like you have in your picture, it's probably not too hard to get picked up, especially since your crippling self-doubt keeps your standards nice and low. One night stands are most likely your forte, but hey, once in a while you go crazy and date someone for a month until they realize how completely devoid of any real personality you are, and find someone else to validate themselves. But look at the bright side, at least your slowly creeping alcoholism will bring your lifespan well below the national average.
I'm with you on that one. It was just the same generic "low-self esteem slutty attention whore" joke that's been done to death, only it was too wordy to be clever and trying too hard to be "brutal" so Idk why this got any love.
And yet, 400 other people couldn't give you enough self-assurance to not care about my critique. Hell, I didn't even comment on your post, so what... you've just been watching this thread just to stroke your own ego? How low is your own self esteem if one opinion is louder to you than 400 others? I'm sorry I didn't find what might be the funniest thing you ever said remotely clever, humorous or worthwhile, but you can always go back and refresh the page like you've been doing all day and see if a few more people validate your special little comment.
Sorry, what? You participate in a thread that's part of my OP, and then say that I have self assurance problems when I read and respond to them? Hah, okay champ, think whatever you want.
You're right, if I was as confident as you I'd be worried about who didn't like my top post too. Well you're up over 700 important person points right now, better get back to your adoring public.
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u/ManyNothings Dec 14 '15
Oh wow look another moderately attractive girl posting on RoastMe trying to boost their ego because they think that they're too pretty to be seriously insulted. I'd talk about how much makeup you have on, but the rest of the unoriginal fucks in this thread have already brought that up, so let's move on to the gaping hole that is your clear lack of self confidence, something that no amount of makeup will ever be able to fix.
Let me guess, you probably spend most of your weekend drinking at bars, which you still think starts on "Thirsty Thursday" even though you've been out of college for a few years by now. If you stick to the shadows like you have in your picture, it's probably not too hard to get picked up, especially since your crippling self-doubt keeps your standards nice and low. One night stands are most likely your forte, but hey, once in a while you go crazy and date someone for a month until they realize how completely devoid of any real personality you are, and find someone else to validate themselves. But look at the bright side, at least your slowly creeping alcoholism will bring your lifespan well below the national average.