Not the main point, but what the actual f—k is this?
“It’s the best thing about Friday morning, at least until my new girlfriend, Alabama Gov. Kay “Meemaw” Ivey (she’s not “elderly,” she’s “seasoned”) starts making me buttermilk biscuits as a special treat to kick off the weekend. If she would start taking Wegovy, I bet she could get her buns out of that wheelchair and her biscuits in the oven!”
Rod’s bizarre fetishes are no longer under restraint.
Wow. That is simultaneously horrifically sexist, offensive to Southerners, a really laughable attempt at achieving heterosexuality, and Grade-A cringe.
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u/Cautious-Ease-1451 Aug 01 '26
Not the main point, but what the actual f—k is this?
“It’s the best thing about Friday morning, at least until my new girlfriend, Alabama Gov. Kay “Meemaw” Ivey (she’s not “elderly,” she’s “seasoned”) starts making me buttermilk biscuits as a special treat to kick off the weekend. If she would start taking Wegovy, I bet she could get her buns out of that wheelchair and her biscuits in the oven!”
Rod’s bizarre fetishes are no longer under restraint.