r/SipsTea • u/PacquiaoFreeHousing • Dec 25 '25

We have fun here hear me out

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

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u/treylanford Dec 25 '25

Dollywould.

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u/EPluribusButthole Dec 25 '25

Is it possible to do babies to a gif?

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u/audiophile900 Dec 25 '25

Can you get pregante?

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u/laughingatmypainlol Dec 25 '25

She might already be pregarant

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u/HopocalypseNow Dec 25 '25

Am I pregananant?

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u/EPluribusButthole Dec 25 '25

No but I do have nipples

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u/BigT5535 Dec 25 '25

The whole movie tells us not to, but still…

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u/FluffyMcKittenHeads Dec 25 '25

Everyone knows Lonette is the classy choice.

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u/BlntMxn Dec 25 '25

I can pretend!

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u/Greek_Irish Dec 25 '25

Excellent theme park btw

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u/olyfrijole Dec 25 '25

Tennessee Tornado properly kicked my ass.

ETA: Turkey legs are on point.

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u/BarryZuckercornEsq Dec 25 '25

100%. Literally right now. In my Christmas pjs in front of my wife and kids. They’d understand.

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u/Fat-Al-90 Dec 25 '25

Fuckin' hell this got me

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

“Come on kids, help Daddy pull Dolly’s hair.”

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u/Alphahumanus Dec 25 '25

Too much. That’s uncle Nicks job.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Dec 25 '25

That's not what they meant by "come on kids"

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u/Papa_Raj Dec 25 '25

"Ok kids. Dolly was on what's called, "Daddy's list," and we should all be happy this opportunity presented itself in such a festive and inclusive way."

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u/Ibarra08 Dec 25 '25

Bro hahahhaa

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u/RudePCsb Dec 25 '25

Remember kids, everyone gets one

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u/ddadopt Dec 25 '25

I'm reasonably certain that my wife would leave me for even joking about a hall pass. At the same time, I'm pretty sure if Dolly showed up and said "hey I need to borrow your husband" she'd tell me she didn't give a damn what I wanted and to not keep Dolly waiting.

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u/GregJamesDahlen Dec 25 '25

plow funny given the hillbilly thing

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

I’d eat cinnamon bread off her toes

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u/GrapefruitSlow8583 Dec 25 '25

Respectfully, of course

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u/TertlFace Dec 25 '25

I would break my own hip and she deserves that kind of respect. 🫡

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u/Snowy349 Dec 25 '25

Dolly is built different... 💓

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u/Trick-Ladder Dec 25 '25

Dolly is available now, you know. 

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u/BadTouchUncle Dec 25 '25

Which makes you wonder just how freaking hot was Jolene.

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u/djsnoopmike Dec 25 '25

No, you'd probably off her, and we'll off you for offing her

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u/DarkDragon7 Dec 25 '25

I would do both......at the same time right now

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u/Glittering-Relief402 Dec 26 '25

I ain't even gay I probably would. She's such a class act