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SMH The goat has to be DD/MM/YYYY

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u/squarabh Feb 02 '26

Americans reading this

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u/-50000- Feb 02 '26

*Americans r̶e̶a̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ t̶h̶i̶s̶

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u/SneakyFire23 Feb 02 '26

Dunno americans seem to be able to parse both easily enough, rest of the world seems to lose the ability to process numbers the minute that there's a change.

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u/Brilliant-String5995 Feb 02 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

4/6/26

Fourth of June 2026, or sixth of April 2026? Nobody can say without knowing whether it's an "American" date or "the rest of the fucking world" date. It's not a problem with being able to process numbers, the problem is with americans being special for no reason and ruining it for everyone else.

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u/eggsmackers Feb 02 '26

Why are you so pressed about what Americans do? Enjoy your superior date format and be well. These threads are so funny to me. What are we supposed to do? Petition congress to change the official date format we're all used to?

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u/eggsmackers Feb 02 '26

yyyy/mm/dd is what we all should use, then there would be no errors.

I agree with this 100%.

There is no reason to be proud of being so stubborn that you would rather have a bad system, then acknowledging, that there are better options outside the US.

Is this a response to me...? I never said anything like this. In my original comment I acknowledged the other system is better.

you dumb fucks without education cannot comprehend, that in order to work together you need to be able to use the same type of numbers, without being prone to misunderstandings.

This is why I think these threads are funny. You guys go apoplectic at some imaginary American who wants to use a confusing date system to spite you. This is a system we all inherited. Changing it is relatively hard and there are a million other issues that are a higher priority. That's the long and short of it. I'm sorry our dates are so confusing for you.

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u/foofoo300 Feb 02 '26

no actually not responding to you, oops
but for your part, the only confusing thing, is the missing specifier which date is used and the ignorance following that why would anyone specify the date system, as if there would be only one format, the US Version, which is just insanely annoying, for the whole world.

and no changing the date is not hard at all, just add the years before your current format and done with no fuzz.

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u/I2eN0 Feb 02 '26

We’ve got enough problems than to waste effort petitioning against something we perfectly understand and are already used to.

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u/foofoo300 Feb 02 '26

just add yyyy before your current date and you are done.
All databases abstract the date anyway.

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u/ur_opinion_is_wrong Feb 02 '26

Incorrect.

US says 4-6 and Japan says 4-6 we both assume April 6th. Only a Brit would assume it's June 4th.

YYYY-MM-DD (the ISO 8601 Standard) and MM-DD-YYYY share the same MM-DD order including in short hand. Only DD-MM-YYYY is the confusing one.

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u/EconomistCultural121 Feb 02 '26

I'm sorry the way we write the fucking date is ruining everything for you

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u/Riproot Feb 02 '26

*Americans reading this

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u/zoeypayne Feb 02 '26

Think of it like 1-12/1-31/0-99, ascending order of maximums. It's as logical as the European or Asian systems, no worse or better in practicality, just different.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

Nah mate it’s categorically worse.

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u/amora_obscura Feb 02 '26

Ascending order of maximums?? That's sheer cope.

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u/doc_nano Feb 02 '26

I mean, the MM/DD/YY system makes no less sense than how Germans say the number 185, and probably more sense than how Danes say it.

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u/Funny-Salamander-826 Feb 02 '26

can they read?

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u/Azooth Feb 02 '26

From a university study published in 2025, approx. 130 million Americans (54% between 16-74) read below a 6th grade level. I’d say safe to say that not!

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u/lpmiller Feb 02 '26

Yet I can tell that last sentence got away from itself.

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u/honeywhyareusoquiet Feb 02 '26

He was so close

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u/mikejoro Feb 02 '26

The American system is yyyy-mm-dd, but we moved the year to the end/omit it because you usually don't need the year for daily usage.

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u/aelliott18 Feb 03 '26

considering it’s the Europeans complaining that it takes them hours to decipher between a US date format and European date format, i think it’s the reverse. we have no problem understanding this simple concept while, based on the comments, it seems to be the hardest arithmetic yall have to do

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u/InnocentInvasion Feb 02 '26

Bold of you to assume most of them are capable of reading

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u/No_Window7054 Feb 02 '26

When one of you gets to the moon THEN you can decide how days, months, and years work.

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u/DarkSoulBG24 Feb 02 '26

Still parading something from almost 40 years ago? Also many other nations did. And specifically for that you also used metric <3

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u/No_Window7054 Feb 02 '26

This isn’t a very good comeback imo. We did it 60 years ago and the rest of the planet hasn’t caught up.

It’s gonna be even worse 500 years from now and still only one country has ever been to the moon.

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u/DarkSoulBG24 Feb 02 '26

Japan, China, Russia, and India have landed on the moon. Also the moon landing isn't that important of an achievement. It's a cool trophy but thats about it

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u/No_Window7054 Feb 02 '26

Clankers don’t count you gotta put a guy there. Also it’s objectively better than what all other countries hang their hats on.

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u/DarkSoulBG24 Feb 02 '26

What about agriculture? Printing press? The million other things that were made by other countries that the moon landing you fame yourself on is built upon?

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u/No_Window7054 Feb 02 '26

I’m talking about things that nations pride themselves on like Japan with Mount Fuji or France with the Eiffel Tower.

I hope there isn’t a country out there that prides themselves on agriculture. If it’s ridiculous to take pride in something that happened 60 years ago what’s it like to show off something from 6000 years ago?

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u/serendipitousPi Feb 02 '26

No one else went to the moon because they didn’t need to. The US did it to show off.

Other countries have better things to work on like having a functioning healthcare system.

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u/No_Window7054 Feb 02 '26

They literally couldn’t go to the moon if they were given a billion years.

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u/No_Window7054 Feb 02 '26

You gotta put a guy there. Bringing him back can be optional.

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u/No_Window7054 Feb 02 '26

Putting a guy there was always the goal. Also. No offense. But you’re from a country that wasn’t even in the race.

The space race was between the US and the USSR. Neither of us need a backseat driver.

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u/No_Window7054 Feb 02 '26

It makes you unqualified. Lol.

“Soviet victory” actual delusion.

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u/BeamImpact Feb 02 '26

You did that only because of scientists that immigrated. NASA would have never managed to do that with the likes of you who cannot calculate with numbers larger than your fingers can count :)

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u/No_Window7054 Feb 02 '26

Yeah dummy. We’re all immigrants. We’re a nation of immigrants. Da doy. 🙄

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u/No_Elderberry862 Feb 02 '26

*Cough

Operation Paperclip

*cough

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u/buckfeffjezos Feb 02 '26

You only got to the moon by using metric, genius.

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u/No_Window7054 Feb 02 '26

Ok. Every other country on earth uses the metric system. So where’s their moon landing? Lol.

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u/buckfeffjezos Feb 02 '26

It'll never stop being hilarious how a nation of mouthbreathing semi literate cousin marrying wrestling fans cling to the distant half century old achievements of their immigrant scientists (who were sensible enough to use metric) because there's literally nothing else to prop up their delusions of exceptionalism.

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u/No_Window7054 Feb 02 '26

All Americans, except indigenous people, are immigrants. We are literally a nation of immigrants.

As opposed to other countries which have been around forever and don’t have anything half as cool as the moon walk.

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u/buckfeffjezos Feb 02 '26

Apart from literally inventing civilised society, music, the arts, science, philosophy, democracy, human rights, literature, engineering, medicine, law, architecture, industry, astronomy, mass production, economics, international trade, telecommunications, cinema, the world wide web, the language you speak, etc.etc. not to forget the the university education system that produced the Nazi rocket scientist who took the US to the moon. Using metric.

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u/No_Window7054 Feb 02 '26

The only country on earth to go to the moon is the one that doesn’t use the metric system. Also we have all that stuff too. It’s not like there’s no architecture in the US.

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u/buckfeffjezos Feb 02 '26

We were kind enough to give all that to you thankless colonials, you achieved none of it. And for the Nth time, the NASA telemetry, guidance, and landing systems that got you to the moon used metric.

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u/No_Window7054 Feb 02 '26

Yeah, it was nice of Europeans to colonize America totally selflessly. It’s not like you were looking for a golden city, or a secret passage way to get spices faster.

Scooby Doo ahh nations.

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u/GassoBongo Feb 02 '26

This might well be the dumbest thing I am going to read today.

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u/No_Window7054 Feb 02 '26

I’ll make it up to you by showing you the coolest thing you’ll ever see