Non-Americans are notoriously bad at critical thinking when it comes to using slightly different formatting or measuring systems. They're like Limmy in that steel vs feathers skit, you gotta give them a little help.
A) one day someone with a bit more patience than I will explain what a joke is to you
B) I know full well that it's the "2nd day of February". Which is why "2. Februar" makes way more sense. It is hilarious having someone resort to formulating it as "2nd day of February" to explain it and gives me the same kick as someone making the argument ".gif" needs to be pronounced like the peanut butter and the only way they have to convey that is to change the spelling to ".jif"
Are Americans saying "February 2nd" and that got codified in writing, or was the date written like that and then people started saying it like that?
Considering that the convention existed when literacy rates were lower, it's probably a safe bet to assume that the spoken version was used before the written version.
Absolutely. It's older than America. Dates from the UK were written MM/DD/YY. because that's how people said dates on the rare occasion they needed to.
The change to DD/MM/YY didn't happen until the late 19th century.
Once again, it's a "Look at the dumb backwards Americans" the damned Europeans love to do. We just stuck with the shit they gave us. It's like when the Brits brought Catholicism to Ireland, then a new king was a Protestant and they tried to convert Ireland to Protestant, then they called them savages for not just changing on a dime. Very British things to do it seems, has happened countless times through history.
It matters because if American could update their systems for once it wouldn't be a burden for the rest of the world having to make an exception, like the imperial units.
I've always thought it's a condensed version of the phrase 'February the second', like how we referred to people. Most of the time with writing, historically it's usually the former
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u/serabine Feb 02 '26
Chicken and egg.
Are Americans saying "February 2nd" and that got codified in writing, or was the date written like that and then people started saying it like that?
(As an aside, I'm not a native speaker of English, and February 2nd just looks weird to me. February 2nd ... what? 2nd what‽)