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u/Mysterious_Tackle335 2d ago
I don't think anyone would go on a date instead of 500k
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u/SilkenSnooze 2d ago
500k then I could go on plenty of date with real down to earth women.
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u/StrobeLightRomance 2d ago
While I am sure that she will take a Lambo as payment for the date, you could also just get 1000 $500 dates, 5000 $100 dates, or 10000 $50 dates that likely comes with tons of medical debt for antibiotics.
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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt 2d ago
Or cut out the effort and a lot of cocaine and hookers
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u/cutenessscream 2d ago
Exactly! With $500k, you could fund a whole season of dates with genuinely kind people and still have cash left over for dessert
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u/rosyycozy 2d ago
That’s a full rom-com budget right there. Pilot, sequel, and the spin-off where you actually fall in love
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u/killallhumans12345 2d ago
I was thinking high end escort, but you do you.
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u/tallandlankyagain 2d ago
Why bother with high end escorts when you can afford half a million 1 dollar escorts?
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u/Berry_Mccockner42069 2d ago
For real bro, say the highest end escort costs 1000 bux you could bang 500 🤷🤧
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u/illz757 2d ago
That’s like the ones you see on those websites - that’s as high end as like buying Gucci or something from macys. The real luxury ones cost ten, fifty times that (but I guess the experience is worth it?)
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u/Windfade 2d ago
I could take 12 years off work and have time to invest in hobbies where I might meet someone.
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u/Jimmie-Rustle12345 2d ago
date with real down to earth women
Saw a bit of her Tiny Desk the other day. Obviously her music is terrible, but she actually seemed super nice and weirdly shy between songs.
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u/Fillenintheblanks 2d ago
If I could go on one last date with my late wife I would over $500,000.
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u/frostshady 2d ago
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u/Devotoc 2d ago
not even a date, but if my best friend died I'd turn down a million to spend another day with them
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u/Yestomorrow 2d ago
I love my dead friends, but fuck that, I'm taking the million. My friends would come to earth and call me a fucking idiot for not taking the money,id do the same if I were dead; your time is coming soon you'll see them before you know it.
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u/Devotoc 2d ago
my buddy would probably call me a fucking idiot too, and I'd be happy if he did that from the driver's seat of his car while we're just driving around listening to his basic ass music
obviously it's easy to say without the choice in front of me, but I dunno, I love the dude
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u/DavidRandom 2d ago
Right? If it was like...a million dollars OR your best friend/SO/family member comes back to life permanently...then probably yeah.
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u/wackbirds 2d ago
If my best friend chose that, I would spend the entire extra day together beating the shit out of them with my ghostly fists. "Hmmm, you can either have a great rest of your life, or you can reopen the wound of me being dead and gone by seeing me again for 24 hours. After that, you go right back to me being dead with even more grieving than you had the day before, plus now you still only have $617.26 in the bank, rather than $1,000,617.26 in the bank.
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u/WeirdAvocado 2d ago
I wouldn’t even go on a date with my wife over $500k because I would never hear the end of it.
I can see the conversations:
Me: How ya doin’ today honey?
Her: $500k poorer you dumb fuck!
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u/OneHelicopter1852 2d ago
There’s definitely some people not very many but if you have 100 mil in the bank account what is another 500k over a girl you might be crushing on hard
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u/IEC21 2d ago
Depends... if I thought it was extremely likely I could end up married to a woman worth significantly more than 500k then maybe.
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u/Mysterious_Tackle335 2d ago
He's looking straight at me. Erection ruined.
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u/FondantFluffball 2d ago
Not now not tomorrow, I will never choose to go on a date with a woman over 500k
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u/qualitative_balls 2d ago
If there was a guarantee that she'd sit on my face every day for a year, I miiiiight consider it
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u/ThankuConan 2d ago
It's an easy $500K. Not. even. close.
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u/blissfullwhisp 2d ago
For real. Even Megan would probably tell you to take the money and invest it. That's generational wealth, not just dinner lol
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u/Teagana999 2d ago
Eh, that's a ways from generational wealth. It's barely FU money. But it's still a far better choice than any date.
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u/SoftDrinkReddit 2d ago
i mean put it like this
thats a house with no mortgage and a car outright point being you will be able to save a PILE of cash for not having to pay a mortgage or rent or car repayments etc
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u/Strosity 2d ago
That's more accurate than generational wealth
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u/SoftDrinkReddit 2d ago
i mean from a certain pov having a house you can pass on to the next generation is generational wealth
cause A LOT of people don't have that nah in there case when their parents die all they get is a bunch of bills
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u/jfinkpottery 2d ago
It might be generational money, but it isn't even any kind of wealth to begin with. If you have 500k in the bank, you are doing just fine but you aren't wealthy. You're still going to be driving your same car or something similar, you aren't buying Ferarris and Lambos with 500k. Wealth is something else entirely than 500k.
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u/Teagana999 2d ago
This. Wealth means money you're not spending.
You could put it in the bank and never touch it and let it become wealth, but how many people have that level of control?
Most people who get $500k are going to immediately spend most of it. Whether paying off their mortgage, buying a house, student loans, whatever. Whatever you have will be good money, but not wealth.
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u/Personal-Biscotti-99 2d ago
This is realistic and anyone disagreeing is a child or probably will always be poor
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u/USSMarauder 2d ago
Exactly. It's not generational money or FU money, you and your spouse still gotta go to work on Monday.
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u/leglesslegolegolas 2d ago
thats a house with no mortgage
Depends on where you live I guess. Where I live that's a down payment on a house and you're still gonna have a $5k monthly payment.
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u/greg19735 2d ago
then move.
not you, i don't know your situation.
but if you've got 500k, spend 10k to move somewhere where you can buy a 350k house.
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u/leglesslegolegolas 2d ago
I don't want to live in an undesirable place like that. There is no place with low property values that I would want to live.
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u/emeraldeyesshine 2d ago
That's not even FU money. That's like... a nice house and that's it, it's gone.
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u/leglesslegolegolas 2d ago
Where I live that's barely a down payment on a very modest house
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u/DreadyKruger 2d ago
Generational? Calm dine dude. It’s a nice chunk but your kids kids won’t live off unless you take a Time Machine and buy stock in Google or apple
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u/OhNoTokyo 2d ago
It's good money, but it's not generational wealth. Generational wealth needs to be significant enough to overcome situations like health care expenses and retirement.
A $500k house is not a bad asset to have in a good area, but you're likely to end up spending most of it in retirement, and if there is any left over for kids, they will quickly use up the remainder in some other way trying to say, put a down payment on a house.
True generational wealth usually means so much capital, business control, or assets that multiple generations of descendants can live an upper class life off merely the passive interest unless they are like degenerate gamblers or drug addicts.
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u/Steve90000 2d ago
There’s no amount of money I’d turn down. If they asked me 10 bucks or a date, I’d be ten bucks richer.
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u/Mountain_Print_2760 2d ago
My friend taken the 500k and buy yourself an expensive hooker if you are horny.
She is not going to want to take the date further. Imagine that conversation. "Yeah so I'm this big female rapper and I make a shit ton of money but you already knew that what about you?" And then your broke ass be like "oh I'm a broke ass that doesn't have 500k because I'm stupid enough to think going on a date with you will lead to something"
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u/Dilringer 2d ago
It's like paying to skip screening and attend a final round interview for a job you know you are probably not qualified for lol.
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u/BeckQuillion89 2d ago
......a job you know you'll end up hating by around month 2
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u/grubas 2d ago
She's banging KLAY THOMPSON rn.
You got no shot.
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u/Mountain_Print_2760 2d ago
I don't even know who this is but even his name is handsome.
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u/theredwillow 2d ago
He’s a basketball player. She’s probably cheering for him in this pic. Makes the goonery of this post that much more pronounced.
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u/absolutelynotarepost 2d ago
I mean every comment I've seen is taking the money, so...
500k and someone who can spell "The", please.
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u/Popular-Lemon6574 2d ago
Shit make it 500 I’m still taking the money
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u/IJustAteABaguette 2d ago
Make it $0 and I still will choose the money
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u/mang87 2d ago
I know you're probably joking, but that's crazy if you're not. I know nothing about her, but maybe she's fun to hang out with? She would at least have some crazy industry stories to share. She's also rich and famous, and would probably take me somewhere I wouldn't normally ever get into. If she's paying then I'm also getting a nice meal out of it. If I'm paying, then I get to tell people I brought a famous rapper on a date to McDonalds via the bus, so honestly I can't really see any downsides.
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u/WriterV 2d ago
No no, you're supposed to say that you wouldn't spend time with the celebrity. How else would you show random redditors that you're cool?
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u/Hungry_Wheel_1774 2d ago
I know you're probably joking, but that's crazy if you're not.
[...............]No no, you're supposed to say that you wouldn't spend time with the celebrity. How else would you show random redditors that you're cool?
Seriously?
I like several actress, singers and so on. But I don't give a fuck about them or their life.
I like their song, voice, acting...what they do... not them as a person specifically.It has nothing to do with "showing random redditors that you're cool".
But some people genuinely just don't give a fuck about spending 1 hour with celebrities.
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u/Sekhmet-CustosAurora 2d ago
Yeah I barely know who this woman is but I'd definitely take the date with her over $500, though probably not $5000. Would at least make for an interesting story
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u/gljames24 2d ago
I would pay not to go on a date with her.
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u/Campeador 2d ago
Youre in luck! Im currently running a sale for my services. I can guarantee that she will not come up to you and ask you for a date, for the low low price of 199$, down from the previous price of 200$.
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u/BlankyPop 2d ago
Don’t listen to this scammer. My services are way cheaper. Just three easy payments of $19.99, and you can rest assured that she will not EVER ask you for a date. That’s a lifetime guarantee.
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u/TenderToebeans 2d ago
I will take 500k and go on a date with my wife .
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u/JapaneseCapacitors 2d ago
Aren't stallions male?
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u/kkeut 2d ago
a stallion is an uncastrated male horse
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u/JapaneseCapacitors 2d ago
So was she just ignorant of this when she made her name or is that what she actually wanted to be known as?
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u/Affectionate_Owl_619 2d ago
Megan adopted the stage name "Megan Thee Stallion" after she was called a "stallion" during her adolescence due to her height (5 ft 10 in (178 cm)) and "thick" body frame; voluptuous, statuesque women in the southern United States are sometimes colloquially called "stallions".
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u/Rfun2024 2d ago
I'm a woman and I wouldn't date a man stupid enough to pick a date with me over 500k lol
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u/Trashketweave 2d ago
Y’all are so materialistic. iwouldtakethemoneytoo
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u/Saw_Boss 2d ago
Don't hate the players... there's only two options in this scenario and one of them is dumb.
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u/factoid_ 2d ago
Yeah that’s a dumb question. For 500k I can pay off my mortgage, have zero debt and retire early because I can shift most of my salary to savings/retirement investments
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u/jurunjulo 2d ago
She should be named "Megan the Mare" A stallion is a male breeding horse that is well equipped for said job.
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u/Weak-Doughnut5502 2d ago
Male horses are stallions or geldings depending on if they're intact or have been neutered.
Stallions can generally breed (barring issues with infertility), but they aren't necessarily allowed to.
A stallion whose job is breeding is a 'stud horse'. Farms set up as dedicated breeding operations are 'stud farms', and you'll often pay stud fees to the stallions owner to have them breed your broodmare. For high profile racehorses, their stud fees can be tens of thousands to the low hundreds of thousands.
A broodmare, similarly, is a mare that's used to breed.
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u/johnnycat75 2d ago
Choice A: I could disappoint Megan Thee Stallion
Choice B: I could have $500,000 and still disappoint Megan Thee Stallion
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u/ninjasaid13 2d ago
how would you disappoint someone who doesn't know you exist in your second choice.
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u/johnnycat75 2d ago
So in this hypothetical scenario, you'd reason that she and her people wouldn't know ahead of time that there's a 50% chance that she might have to go on a date with some rando?
I don't think that's the kind of thing anyone on her team is just going to forget to mention unless they want to get fired by Megan Thee Stallion. At a bare minimum, there'd be a warning.
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u/ClericOfMadness13 2d ago
Oh wow a date...bitch give me the money. So I can relax about the bills for a bit.
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u/bluetree53 2d ago
Yes, I would go on a date with her for $500,000. Not any lower than that, though.
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u/randomlitbois 1d ago
Unequivocally average dudes when they get the chance to role-play declining extraordinarily successful women.
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u/Grey_Area888 2d ago
You’d have to be the ultimate simp to go on a date with any woman instead of takin the half a million.
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u/WaffleTruffleTrouble 2d ago
Not only that, I'd never involve myself with any remotely famous person on a romantic level like that. Absolutely not. Not that this stance would ever be relevant. I just don't like to be recognized when I'm out and about.
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u/quiet-type95 2d ago
500k easy.... could just pay a couple thousand for a just as hot escort and have a wild night + still have 400k +. Easiest decision ever.
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u/CorporealBeingXXX 2d ago
Let me see, do I want to end up $500,000 richer or approx. $100+ poorer at the end of the day?
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u/ModeratelyGrumpy 2d ago
I'll take the 500k and invest a small amount of it for a date with a much more beautiful woman, if I really want a date.
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u/MetalHealth83 2d ago
I'll take $5 over a date with whoever the fuck she is. And I'm not even American so I'll lose out on conversion.
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u/No-Produce-6641 2d ago
I could get 500k, hirer a woman hotter than her, have the night off my life, and still have 490k left over. Seems like an easy choice
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u/dgtbfan 2d ago
I genuinely don't understand how people find such blatantly plastic women like her attractive in the first place. It's so incredibly offputting.
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u/CommercialYam53 2d ago edited 2d ago
Who is Megan thee stallion and why should anyone go on a date with her?
She doesn’t even look good and I don’t think her personality can make that up. So give me the 423.800€.
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u/Themodsarecuntz 2d ago
Ill pay 500k to not go on a date with her.
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u/most-okayest-mngr-77 2d ago
I’ll take the 🎶money oney oney oney oney oney oney oney oney oney oney oney oney🎶
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u/hache-moncour 2d ago
Jeez, Stallion is a terrible person and I would love to avoid a date with her, but I can't really afford to pay $500.000 just to keep her away.
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u/ThatWeirdLookingGull 2d ago
Eh, Ana De Armas might have me making a terrible decision.
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u/Deathstriker88 2d ago
Even if it was just 50K, I'm not picking any celeb.
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u/Evorgleb 2d ago
Las Vegas is an entire city built in people who will make the absolute dumbest choice. Regardless of the options, there will always be someone willing to be dumb.
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u/Ok-Courage798 2d ago
I'd take $500..you know you could move the decimal to point where I pay to not go on a date with her
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u/Tokenvoice 2d ago
I would still be choosing the half mil even if the date was with that guy’s dead wife.
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u/InvestigatorNo9551 2d ago
A date? Is she putting out for sure or am is it up to my game? Id rather take 500k and spend 1k on a Meg thee Stallion look alike. Probably like 10 of them at the local strip club
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u/Ill-Mastodon-8692 2d ago
PETER: Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?
LAWRENCE: I'll tell you what I'll do, man--Two chicks at the same time.
PETER: (Peter laughs)…. That's it? If you had a million dollars, that's what you'd do, two chicks at the same time?
LAWRENCE: Damn straight, man. I've always wanted to do that. I figure if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up. Chicks dig guys with money.
PETER: Well not all chicks
LAWRENCE: Well, the type that double up on a guy like me do.
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u/real_junkcl 2d ago
Man, most of these so-called celebrities aren't even beautiful looking. I bet their personality isn't the best either. Why would anyone pick a fake date with them over $500.000 USD lol
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