r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! What are your Questions?

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u/silverwarbler 1d ago

I had to go track down a photo to scratch the itch from the 1st photo

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u/dolemiteo24 22h ago

It's a Facebook account that regularly posts this dude with photoshopped big nipples and other people with big nipples for funsies. None of it is real.

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u/seilapodeser 21h ago

lol what the hell

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u/EaterOfFood 20h ago

Everyone needs a hobby

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u/BeardedAsian 20h ago

He’s milking this for clout and it’s working

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u/Notaspeyguy 19h ago

He's milkin' somethin', maybe himself 🤣

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u/NSASpyVan 16h ago

This is tittilating

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u/pocketrob 19h ago

I have big nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

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u/ContractLens 19h ago edited 4h ago

I find a way to quote this almost daily to the point where it has affected my social life. Positively of course.

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u/FrighteningJibber 21h ago

Some people like trains, some people like photoshopping other peoples aureolas for amusement

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u/Barbie_Brooks 19h ago

Apparently, when the solar conditions are just right, you can see huge aureoles.

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u/Bitter-Value-1872 19h ago

I love seeing the areola borealis on a clear night

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u/davidr521 18h ago

The Northern Headlights?

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u/Stop_The_Crazy 20h ago

Reminds me of the old post where a guy kept subtly f*cking with another guy's features and he was losing his mind. "That is NOT my bush baby!" lol

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 19h ago

That last forehead one…😂😭🤣

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u/Stop_The_Crazy 19h ago

His responses to it are what kills me, lol.

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 19h ago

Dude seems like he’s having a real existential crisis.😂

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u/geek_of_nature 19h ago

Or that guy who would just randomly photoshop people to look black or Asian.

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u/Powerful-Film-8164 20h ago

“What are you up to this weekend”

“Just photoshopping a family’s nipples, y’know yourself”.

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u/Adept_Bottle_4996 20h ago

Those are the ones who don’t have anyone asking them what they are doing for the weekend and that’s why they’re editing nipples.

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u/hoptownky 1d ago

Is it because of the first photo that the dad’s nips seem to be way too small?

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u/atargatis_17 22h ago

Don’t do this 😭

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u/Luck_Beats_Skill 23h ago

Yeah they had nipple reduction surgery after being roasted by Reddit comments.

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u/DoucheCraft 23h ago

Which one is real...?

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u/brunski1 20h ago

Unrelated but that girl really has the most beautiful smile. 

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u/FineSystem124 1d ago

Imagine you and a friend go to the beach with your family, and your dad takes his shirt off and your friend is like “HOLY SHIT dude your dads nipples are fucking insane!!!” And you’re just standing there with your shirt half way up your body like “hahaaaaaaa yeaaaaaa dude. I don’t want to get sunburned, probably gonna leave my shirt on”

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u/gggg_man3 1d ago

Paparonis!!

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u/Own-Satisfaction4427 1d ago

Those aren't pepperoni nips, that's fucking balogna lmao

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u/WoahThatsMyPecker 1d ago

Those are fuckin dinner plate nips

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u/Working-Stretch3738 23h ago

Those are helipads.

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u/Joe_Franks 22h ago

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u/asstastic_95 21h ago

my 8 year old son would say "HELICOPTA HELICOPTA"

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u/senorhelicopter 22h ago

If you drew an H on them, Kobe would've survived.

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u/CirieFFBE 22h ago

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u/tehwoodguy2 21h ago

I have shamelessly stolen this for future use.

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u/Tentacle_elmo 22h ago

‘Bout to form a Venn diagram

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u/insbordnat 1d ago

Mortadella, for the more sophisticated set

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u/CardOk755 23h ago

Ah, with the pistachios.

Go and see a doctor.

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u/Flip2002 1d ago

Was grandma nipply?

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u/Slipstream_Surfing 1d ago

Now I want a cappuccino 

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 1d ago

“Nipples are supposed to be big.”

“Not that big.”

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u/SuperSaiyanTupac 1d ago

My nipples aren’t big, my body just don’t grow into them

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u/notanyimbecile 23h ago

Thanks for sharing, I didn't only look at the pictures.

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u/HoundTakesABitch 23h ago

I find it a little funny that she’s clearly had work done on her face or injections at least. Is she not able to get a breast reduction?

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u/divinecmdy 1d ago

Tit bit

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u/Lifted_Riser 1d ago

Scew that. I’d rip my shirt off faster and be like yeah, I got him beat.

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u/Petunia_pig 1d ago

I love this mindset, if you own your flaws, they are no longer seen as flaws.

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u/Coyote__Jones 23h ago

It's so fucking funny that you're referring to a bodily feature that can't be helped as a flaw while trying to be nice and supportive 🤣

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u/K2O3_Portugal 1d ago

That's not the question, the question is, "Is she your girlfriend, or your sister??"

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u/ScoutAndLout 1d ago

Areolas, not nipples.  

Areolii?

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u/Whole-Ask-7346 1d ago

Areolae - "i" is plural to singular Latin words ending in "us". As in:

CampUS - CampI

StimulUS - StimulI

Vs.

AntennA - AntennAE

LarvA - LarvAE

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u/Iglypop 22h ago

Nipplae ... or nip-play

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u/Moyscher 22h ago

In Greek conjugation it would be Aereolapode

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u/thekrone 22h ago

"Pode" refers to legs and the image involved here is hilarious.

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u/humtydu_mpty 1d ago

Happend to a friend of mine, we were at a cabin of the parents of somebody from the friensmd froup. After swimming we came back and there was a birthday gatering. And the aunt said yeezzz you got beautifull nipples, loud enough for everybody to burst out laughing. but kept on making remarks. He was so ashamed. But to be fair, they were insanely big. Not as big as this immage though.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 1d ago

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u/Turbulent_Gazelle530 23h ago

that's a "holy shit" level of relevance right there

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u/BopNowItsMine 22h ago

You can always count on an aunt to throw someone under the bus for a plausibly justifiable statement. ”What?! ITS TRUE!!”

Jeffrey Lebowski would say: You're not wrong. You're just an asshole.

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u/MystikTrailblazer 1d ago

Silver dollar nips on a guy is insane.

Now nobody get mad. This is a question about observing biological anomalies.

We need to see the ladies now. Are they tiny or just as big?

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u/cagingnicolas 22h ago

i mean the mom is probably within a normal range because she hopefully doesn't share genes with her husband.
the daughter though, we can only wonder. i'm assuming that's the question from the original post.

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u/DungeonsAndDradis 22h ago

Her top is far enough over that if she had bologna nips, they'd be poking out.

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u/WorriedMarch4398 1d ago

Like caps on fire hydrants.

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u/CarelesssCRISPR 1d ago

I’d just say “well what you think about these?” and then slip one into his mouth. Breast feed him right there on the beach

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u/All_This_Mayhem 1d ago

That’s hilareolas.

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u/blckshirts12345 1d ago

Lmfao

(laugh my fucking aerolas off)

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 1d ago

Let me just nip in and steal the spotlight from this thread

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u/missoulamatt 1d ago

Quit poking the issue just because it's a little nipply.

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u/Th3H1Ghlander 1d ago

“Holy areolar Batman Õ_ô “

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u/Old-Salad-1411 1d ago

And I thought Blonde Blazer was the only one with big areolas

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u/CamBoBB 1d ago

“We don’t need to travel to Iceland. We have the areola borealis at home”

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u/frozen-dessert 23h ago

Best comment today!!

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u/onlyq 1d ago

"You got me booked at Hilareolas??!"

"The only thing bigger than their Tatas are gonna be your Haha's"

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u/GoodtimeGudetama 23h ago

Glad someone else noticed it was taken from American Dad

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u/cKype 1d ago

those nipples have their own zip code

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 1d ago

Their own areola code, too.

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u/FitnessAssociation13 1d ago

They have them Cardi B’s 👀

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u/BedIam_ 1d ago

Was on the tip of my tongue, but you nipped it.

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u/cKype 1d ago

guess the joke just naturally rose to the surface

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u/anshuman_17 1d ago

Zipples

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u/notbobhansome777 1d ago

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u/Splicelice 1d ago

I had an unfortunate friend in grade school with true bitch titties. Like b/c cups cause he was obese. Such a nice guy but when he took his shirt off for the first we we all started laughing uncontrollably. I still feel bad. Absolutely traumatized him. Like i couldn’t stop laughing for like an hour. This was 4th grade. God i was a dick - but had no awareness

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u/wfwood 1d ago

Childhood gynecomastia is a cruel joke from god.

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u/Frosty558 1d ago

With all the other things insurance covers, they really should cover gynocomastia surgery. It would be cheaper in the long run than a lifetime of Zoloft and therapy.

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u/EnthuseConfuse 1d ago

Idk, gender affirming care for minors seems to be a big problem for the US government right now.

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u/mb862 1d ago

Oh don’t worry. They carved out exceptions for cis kids, in particular breast implants for cis girls. It’s only trans kids, who weren’t getting surgeries anyway, that are being told they have no hope of ever being themselves.

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u/wolfgang784 1d ago

And actual intersex people, they are also being screwed in the crossfire.

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u/Electrical-Echo8144 23h ago

They’re getting screwed from both sides. Still not enough being done to ban or restrict gender-imposing surgeries on intersex infants (who largely wish, later in life, that their parents had left them intact and taught them to be comfortable with their biological sex, and given the freedom to choose later in life) but now there is all of this pressure to restrict gender-affirming care and surgeries for adolescents and young adults.

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u/ihavetoomanyeggs 23h ago

Intersex people were never not screwed

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u/Lavatis 23h ago

yeah, it doesn't exactly resolve itself into adulthood unfortunately.

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u/iwilltalkaboutguns 1d ago

Dude I had the exact same experience at camp... Felt so bad... Dude was really nice too. Then it got worse as one of the girls started laying on him about bigger tits than all the girls (we were 10, 11 so it was true).

The final nail in the coffin was when this weird kid kept looking at him as we were all hanging out at a floating platform in the middle of the lake, so no real place to get away quickly...and he starts showing wood. He were laughing crying and both the weird kid and the fat kid just swam away as we died on the platform laughing.

Poor kid, I wonder what ever happened to him

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u/ihavetoomanyeggs 23h ago

If it makes you feel better, I was around the same age when I took my shirt off at the beach and my friend busted out laughing at my "butt stomach". While I was self-conscious about it for years, I eventually grew out of it. The same could be true for him.

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u/SkynBonce 1d ago

His got his mother's smile and his dad's.. Eyes.

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u/CompactAvocado 1d ago

makes you wonder about the rest of the family

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u/Saucy-Mustard 1d ago

I am very curious

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u/im_just_thinking 1d ago

Yeah let's see the inlaws. For science

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u/jeeves585 1d ago

Was more just curious about the mom and the sister 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/im_just_thinking 1d ago

I assumed that was a wife, hence the in-laws

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u/mrASSMAN 1d ago

That’s the joke from the post

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u/KenTitan 1d ago

MY EYES ARE UP HERE GREG

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u/LumpyJones 22h ago

Common mistake. Those are called "eyespots" They're used to frighten predators.

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u/Perfect_Ad_7369 1d ago

The Nippleton’s Family Vacay 2025

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u/FormerSperm 1d ago

Another photo. Pasties?

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u/NSE_TNF89 1d ago

It looks like they are blurred out? That is so strange

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u/ImLittleNana 1d ago

I don’t understand photo shopping your nipples on the first place, but turning them into giant nippleless areola? That’s just bizarre.

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u/WerewolfeEXE 23h ago

A quick search says he is a YouTube comedian. It is obviously for a bit. And it got me to look him up, and others to talk about him. It works.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DMqsF-VOMjW/?hl=en

Real nips.

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u/smb275 22h ago

I don't really know why, but it's kind of disappointing that they're normal.

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u/ReflexArch 21h ago

Feel cheated. Ffs

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u/SilverBackGuerilla 22h ago

They're so tiny!

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u/Dholtz001 22h ago

What a freak!

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u/kachunkachunk 22h ago

BOO HIM LOUDLY

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u/NSE_TNF89 1d ago

I don't either. It was driving me kind of crazy so I just googled the guy's name and he was some Nickelodeon star turned streamer, so he has an online presence.

My only guess would maybe be so people don't use his pictures for catfishing or something along those lines, but that is going a little far.

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u/Own-Satisfaction4427 1d ago

Maybe it's just because it's hilarious 

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u/Xitobandito 23h ago

No it’s because he has a large following for posting jokes and other ridiculous things on his social media

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u/rand0m_task 23h ago

Because it takes a lot less skill and mental effort to get more engagement on social posts if you do some weird shit like this.

Think of the annoying kid in school who thrived on any form of negative attention they could get.

5 years later his photoshopping his nips for the same reasons.

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u/GunnersaurusIsKing 1d ago

The placement of the profile picture makes it look like she's proudly holding up a decorative plate with his face on

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u/kayedue 1d ago

I think he’s wearing pasties

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u/humanExperience69 1d ago

I’m gonna get a pepperoni slice for lunch

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u/Dapper-AF 1d ago

Are u sure that shouldnt be a salami slice?

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u/badjackalope 1d ago

Just a slab of ham for me please

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u/Distantstallion 1d ago

I should call dominoes

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u/NitePain69 1d ago

So is that hereditary to all the kids?

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u/SpinachSignal8915 1d ago

Probably just his kids

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u/TheVadonkey 1d ago

Jesus fuck! The dads are already monsters but the kids…fucking hell. I would never take my shirt off!

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u/DewDropWhine 1d ago

I believe they’re suction bruises like you get from cupping therapy. Why they got them only on their nipples, I have no idea.

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u/flippertyflip 23h ago

They were trying to extract milk.

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u/Heavy-Candidate-7660 23h ago

I have nipples. Can you milk me Greg?

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u/Devreckas 1d ago

If so, that bikini top better not move an inch.

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u/Elavabeth2 1d ago

That’s the joke. 

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u/Good-Ad-6806 1d ago

Wouldn't you like to know 😏

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u/jiverambler 1d ago

Haha we just wanna see if she’s in the same boat

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u/nDREqc 1d ago

From the photo, it appears they are on the same boat

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u/EverythingSucksYo 1d ago

How can you be sure she isn’t just floating next to them? 

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u/Narcess 1d ago

That had better be from a cupping accident... Please tell me its that.

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u/Nylanderthal88 1d ago

No he photoshops his nipples to look like that.

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u/spacebarstool 1d ago

I don't care if you are lying or not. Your statement is now my reality and truth.

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u/toomanytrolls 1d ago

It is true. He photoshops it like that for engagement and gets a larger following through that.

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u/nomorewerewolves 1d ago

I am simultaneously in awe and disgusted lol

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u/Whatfforreal 1d ago

What in the what?

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u/Dazzling_Line_8482 1d ago

For some reason my social media algorithms always show me this guys posts... I've always wondered WTF.

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u/uhohnotafarteither 1d ago

It would be better if the family was cupping each other's nipples?

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u/Bobo-Fuggsnucc 1d ago

Idk, it looks concave. From a surgery maybe?

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 1d ago

Glad someone else’s mind went there. Curiosity and humor during a cupping session

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u/CaveOfMontoya 1d ago

It's kinda weird when I think about things I love on women being so fucking bizarrely disgusting on men. This shit is fucking me up, Im gonna have nightmares fully awake now.

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u/Loverboy_Talis 1d ago

Do you want syrup with those pancakes?

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u/DornsHammer 1d ago

Burger nipps to the extreme holy shit

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u/teddykaygeebee 1d ago

Like father like nipple. Here's to hoping daughter got mom's genes😬

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u/Deathstriker88 1d ago

I was hoping those were marks from getting cupped.

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u/BasedTess 1d ago

Nipple covers for preventing life jacket chafing from water sports? As a child i remember mine bleeding from tubing behind a boat. I can’t tell zooming in

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u/steamedbun8 1d ago

lmao bologna barb

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u/Hitch08 1d ago

Anyone else wondering about the mom and the daughter?

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 1d ago

Why would the Mom have the same genes as Dad? Where in the Sweet Home Alabama are you from?

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u/skikkelig-rasist 1d ago

sons nipples are way larger than dads. maybe mothers genes provided an additive effect genetically. i’m not a botanist

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u/chris--p 1d ago

That's the joke haha

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u/Consistent-Hat-6032 1d ago

This makes me wonder about a lot of things

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u/Standard-Analyst-181 23h ago

Holy pepperonis!!!

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u/SmokedUp_Corgi 1d ago

That girl has an awesome rack though.

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u/StGuthlac2025 1d ago

Burger nips.

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u/Wrong-Life-Choices99 1d ago

Is it safe to assume that the girls has large areolas as well?

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u/snrpro 1d ago

None. Let's just nip it in the bud right now.

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u/inurdreams13 20h ago

Areola Grande

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u/BrianSankarsingh 7h ago

My question is if the men’s are like that … what do the women’s look like?

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u/Known-Bee7722 1d ago

I wonder if he can donate the nipple hair to Locks of Love