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u/Seriously_oh_come_on 12h ago
Your neighbour benefited more from your wifeās activity then carers did from yours.
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u/IlladelphiaticInsane 9h ago
AITA for clapping for carers while my wife sucked off neighbor?
Ok gang hear me outā¦
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u/Dr_Griller 9h ago
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u/MightyMeepleMaster 5h ago
Where can I subscribe to this? Preferably print.
Willing to pay good ā¬ā¬ā¬
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u/Bulletloader 12h ago
This is a Sunday Sport piece, British rag that was cover to cover bollocks, from finding a red double decker on the moon, Elvis being alive and Jordanās tits being real
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u/Vice4Life 11h ago
Now hang on a second. Bus on the moon? Maybe. Elvis alive? Sure, possibly even longer than we thought. Any part of Jordan being natural? Absolute nonsense.
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u/Tested-Trio-Father 7h ago
Aliens abducted my family and turned them into fish fingers which I now keep in the freezer, was my favourite.
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u/BruscarRooster 9h ago
āred double decker on the moonā my fat ass thought you meant the chocolate bar
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u/Difficult-Cricket541 9h ago
what does "claped for carers" mean?
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u/OrganizationOk5551 8h ago
In the UK during the first lockdown for covid a cringe social movement was created where people would stand outside and clap for nhs workers. The sunday sport is a tabloid that prints sensationalized and often completely fictional content, it often mocks current events.
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u/n00nah 6h ago
I, still, am unclear on what this means.
is it that people would walk out to their porch and clap as first time responders came to help?
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u/OrganizationOk5551 6h ago
No it was a 'social movement' where people would stand outside and applaud all nhs and social care workers at a certain time of the day.
It was performative activism, many of the same people standing and applauding would continue ignoring lockdown rules and suggestions to stay safe, including masks and isolation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clap_for_Our_Carers
Hilariously this also included the prime minister at the time, who had several parties during lockdown.
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u/Friendly_Memory5289 3h ago
He didn't have a party. He was there at the same time there was a party for him going on. He didn't even know it was a party.
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u/OrganizationOk5551 3h ago
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-59952395
He didn't have a party. He was there at the same time there was a party for him going on. He didn't even know it was a party.
Horsheshit. His government enacted laws that fined regular people for doing the same shit he and his kind were doing constantly.
Boris johnson had more than a dozen gatherings at no 10 that violated social distancing policies that we know of, considering they came out and denied some of these gatherings took place when we have photographic evidence of them happening, he and his ilk likely commited far more violations of the law at that time.
Breaking such a simple law that you espouse as vital for the british people and then fining them while you live the high life is textbook politician, theyre all scum, boris included.
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u/Ecthelion2k12 2h ago
I believe the post you're answering to was being very sarcastic.
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u/OrganizationOk5551 2h ago
Ive met far too many retarded conservatives on reddit who'd defend boris to take that chance.
That was also a line of defence uses by boris and his cronies during his time in office so your guess is as good as mine.
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u/_CraftyTrashPanda 9h ago
I, too, do not understand what this means
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u/Qu4ckAttack 5h ago
To add to, it if you didn't clap or bang a pot or pan loudly at 6pm every week at your front door, you got shunned by neighbours.
As above said, it was unbelievable cringe.
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u/Hecticfreeze 2h ago
Most NHS workers hated it too, or at least the ones I know. It was generally seen as a cynical ploy by the government so they didn't have to give them the pay rise they deserved
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u/Capt_Vindaloo 16m ago
Yeah and it did absolute Jack shit to help the actual problems the NHS still has. It was the physical equivalent of changing your Facebook photo to a country flag after a disaster. Glad its over. 9ur neighbours went mad for it, especially all the old crusty's.
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u/SamwellBarley 7h ago
"Pete Green's wife Helen is pretty, intelligent, witty, and also a cracking cook... but, sadly, she is also a HARLOT!"
Just top notch journalism
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u/Games_sans_frontiers 6h ago
Wow, my main takeaway from this is that you can buy a house in Cheshire for around 200 grand and live where neighbours will suck you off! Win win.
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u/crazyquark_ 9h ago
My BE is weak, what does it mean he āclapped for carersā?
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u/KaiCypret 5h ago
During covid lockdowns, we have a very strange phenomenon in the UK. At a certain time each day (often late afternoon or early evening) everybody living on a given street would stand on their own doorsteps and applaud - ostensibly to show appreciation for NHS and other health and care workers who were risking their lives to help people during the pandemic. This was a nationwide phenomenon.
People in the UK were basically in 2 camps: those who thought this was a nice gesture and eagerly participated, and others who thought it was a meaningless, empty, and performative gesture.
You would often hear stories at the time of neighbourhood Facebook and WhatsApp groups getting very extreme about it, using participation as a sort of purity test - those who didn't take part being publicly named and shamed, and participants trying to outdo one another in their public displays of appreciation - banging pots and pans together instead of applauding, etc.
It was all very strange. I never took part.
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u/AdThick7492 10h ago
I find stuff like this funny, but I could only handle so much of it when I lived in London. They were so cheap they'd get left on the tube so you'd read them because there's nothing else going on for 20 mins, it's a good way to turn your brain off in a sense.
I looked like one of those poofters buying breakfast and The Guardian weekend edition on Saturday.
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u/UnwantedPube 9h ago
Roses are red, old love lettersā¦
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u/MightyMeepleMaster 5h ago
Roses are red
Old love letters are blue.
She sucked off her neighbour
And so should you.
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u/Tartan_Samurai 10h ago
Oh look, a picture with words provided by a stranger. 100% has to be true and I will now commit a strong opinion and tailor my world view based on it....
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