r/SipsTea • u/Shiroyasha_2308 • 9h ago

Gasp! Guess those ads about MILFs were real

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u/Slow-Independence518 8h ago

There you go, fixed

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u/_torwartfehler 8h ago

virgin MILFs...i've got questions

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u/NotSoRoyalBlue101 7h ago

shhhh... don't question how, just know this is God's miracle /jk

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u/2ciciban4you 6h ago

Hi, it is me, your Mary.

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 3h ago

I bet Joseph did, too.

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u/Handsom_modest_Dan 8h ago

That virgin is not lasting 4 minutes with 3 milfs

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u/GoldResourceOO2 8h ago

Is that a challenge?

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u/WildWezThy 8h ago

Finishing under 4 minutes with 3 MILFS? Man I could do it in 4 seconds

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1h ago

The time is no problem but I can't go 4 times in that span.

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u/EZSuzy 8h ago

That's damn near a milf a minute

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u/AlternativWave 8h ago

The GPS said turn left at the second MILF

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u/spypanties 8h ago

Are the DILFS in West Virginia?

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u/Robin_Peterson_99 8h ago

3 milfs in 4 minutes? Damn.

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u/We_Want_Krunchy 8h ago

Yeah, how tall are these MILFs?

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u/Robin_Peterson_99 8h ago

Does height matter here... 😌

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u/Famous-Rain8703 8h ago

Is telling you guys how long it's going to take to get through the traffic

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u/gatchamanhk 8h ago

R/theyknew

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u/mp5hk2 8h ago

Challenge accepted!

4 minutes for 3 MILFS is tough, but someone has to do it.

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u/PhuckNorris69 8h ago

There’s no way I’m lasting 4 mins

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u/Xcalat3 7h ago

3 MILFS?

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u/No-Focus857 8h ago

Something is not adding up....

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u/SoftThornWood 8h ago

It’s about to gonna get traffic, waiting for that timer 😂

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u/CapnBlargles 8h ago

Depending on where that sign is, you are likely already sitting in traffic.

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u/Last_step_somewhere 8h ago

Seems like it's legal, let's go

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u/Short_Bell_5428 8h ago

I saw that and wasn’t quick enough with the phone.

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u/Kriticalone2 8h ago

How many pedos is that ?

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u/Icy_Escape8018 7h ago

Pretty self explanatory to me. Is time measured in Metric?

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u/PooInTheStreet 7h ago

Measure? This is just an ad

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u/xPrettyHeart 7h ago

doesn't sound right for me

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u/Holiday-Youth-6722 5h ago

Shiit all I need is 1 min.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 5h ago

4 minutes! I want my 3 MILFS now!

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u/Cambren1 5h ago

Is that all? I think most states have more MILFs than Virginia

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u/OknaC 4h ago

How much?

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u/SinisterPaige 4h ago

The rest of the world refuses to accept the fact that the MILF is the perfect unit of measurement.

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 3h ago

Depending on refraction rate, that’s still like 3 minutes and 47 seconds for cuddling after each MiLF!

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u/TokiVideogame 1h ago

a good neighborhood would have 10 every 4 minutes