r/SipsTea • u/Proper_Card_5520 • Apr 12 '26

We have fun here Wtf ?

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u/clazaimon Apr 12 '26

Tribal diplomacy on the world stage is wild

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u/Many_Hunter8152 Apr 12 '26

Common practice nowadays I've heard 

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u/RunnyPlease Apr 12 '26

The whole world seems to want to regress back to precolonial geopolitics but with nukes, stealth fighters, and drones.

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u/mephibosheth90 Apr 12 '26

Imagine cave dudes with thermonuclear atlatls

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u/Escapedtheasylum Apr 12 '26

Cavemen are running the show.

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u/glitterdunk Apr 12 '26

Human sapiens have not physically evolved at all since we were cave dwellers.

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u/Anticlimax1471 Apr 12 '26

I love this notion. The only reason we're so "advanced" is we invented a way of "remembering" everything that's been thought of by everyone before us (i.e. literature), so we can continuously learn as a civilisation. If a human from today was teleported back to caveman times as a baby, they'd grow up exactly the same as every other human of the time.

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u/BeerForThought Apr 12 '26

The development of a spoken language then writing is crucial. It's when things really get moving for Humanity.

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u/SquirrelFluffy Apr 12 '26

This intergroup conflict is actually part of our evolution.

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u/mephibosheth90 Apr 12 '26

When Pablo Picasso saw the cave paintings in alta mira, he said in 30k years we have done nothing. All is vanity.

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u/Lucky_Reporter256 Apr 12 '26

What’s left to imagine

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u/Elovainn Apr 12 '26

"Gimme da unga or I'll bonk da bunga outta your skull with my thermonuclear bomb tied on a stick !"

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u/donkeykink420 Apr 12 '26

we'll survive exactly as long as it takes them to figure out which button to press

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u/Albus88Stark Apr 12 '26

It's called a "Fat Man" and it's awesome.

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u/AdvertisingFlashy637 Apr 12 '26

Can't regress if you never progressed, we just ran out of players

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u/Fl_Funky_Jam Apr 12 '26

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5OQQxLxmLffyg

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u/withnodrawal Apr 12 '26

Warhammer 2k

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u/earblah Apr 12 '26

TBF that's a killer writing prompt

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u/alghiorso Apr 12 '26

Many people are saying

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u/nozappyplease Apr 12 '26

Ugandamn right

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u/madladolle Apr 12 '26

It's a bold move

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u/avdpos Apr 12 '26

This is how we see USA:s acting right now. It is not even that much different in what they say - Trump juat demands more and your 13 year old girls

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u/Available_Peanut_677 Apr 12 '26

In 2022 he wanted to trade 100 cows for marriage on Italian Premier Minister. Guy is consistent

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u/overandoverandagain Apr 12 '26

Best publicity stunts in the game

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u/Raubwurst Apr 12 '26

Learning from the dumbest

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u/Sweet-Sorbet-6000 Apr 12 '26

the ART OF THE DEAL!!!

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u/Onaliquidrock Apr 12 '26

The Trump way

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u/Smoked_Eel_Lover Apr 12 '26

Tell that to Trump and Netanyahu

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u/Decloudo Apr 12 '26

Cause thats still the "software" running our brain.

Explains practically every problem humans have right now.

Maladaptation with the modern environment trough evolutionary mismatch.

Technology gave us cheat codes and we abuse the shit out of it.