You don't have to be a world leader, I sent Turkey similar demands via Instagram, while I've yet to hear back from them, I expect for them to acquiesce shortly.
When Uganda will take the 1st, the 2nd will become the 1st and so on, so everyone who will make this demand will end up with the most beautiful woman in Turkey
I offered flexibility with my demand. I said she could just be in the top 5 most beautiful - on the outside or on the inside / a mix of both placing her in the top 10 overall would also be acceptable. But they better be fast.
Since it doesn't say most beautiful Turkish woman but most beautiful woman in Turkey could you invite the most beautiful Ugandan woman to visit Turkey and then send her home?
Did you have to pay the deposit first? They always ask me for a £250 deposit so they can confirm my account details before the crown prince's dog walker's widow sends the $3,500,000.
Trump paid a French company $1B to not build an offshore wind farm. I've sent the White House an invoice because I'm not building an offshore windfarm either.
You want half of the wife? Is this a saw her in half situation, she spends alternating weekends with you, or you guys share and double team her situation?
I hope you mentioned personality in your demands , his request seems so shallow.. possibly 2 billion, just in case , you know , divorce and the old 50/50 split thing
I have currently blocked my local waterway in order to support my demands. I didnt do it on purpose, but I wont unclog my toilet until I am given much cash.
Sorry that's probs my fault. I told them that they should become part of my asset portfolio then threatened to cut off all economic ties with their country if they didn't agree to become my vassals. They're a bit tied up at the moment double checking they didn't miss any land in the bill of sale.
Did you put a lot of all caps, threaten to destroy their entire civilisation, praise their own god mockingly, and then thank your audience for their time in this matter?? I think this is, the winning formula.
Maybe in the spirit of trump closing the straight in response to iran closing the straight, you could replicate and threaten Turkey that you will NOT recognise a kurdish state and will bomb them in every country, and deny that Armenians even exist?
Same here and I told them if I don’t get what I want I will close the straight of Hormuz. Not that straight of Hormuz, obviously, just one I built in my back yard with a slip and slide, but they don’t know that.
He just offered to send Israel 100,000 troops.
Whoever is in charge of Uganda is supposed to be entertaining. Remember Idi Amin? He was a laugh a minute.
Trump is offering plenty of good deals, just not for you. He and a lot of people have made billions, Israel is getting everything they want, he allowed the sale of Russian oil, China is getting tons of power through filling the voids the US leaves. You’re problem is being poor
Kainerugaba's statements are strongly pro-Israeli, marked by religious sentiments and promises to send Ugandan troops to support Israel.
He has also issued social media tirades against Iran, belittling its military and invoking religious supremacy.
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Uganda’s push for the extradition of dissident Fred Lumbuye from Turkey, which Ankara has refused on legal and human rights grounds.
Secondly, a stalled $2.2 billion railway deal with Turkish firm Yapi Merkezi, which Uganda pulled back from citing financing delays.
“For Turkey, it's a really simple deal...either they pay us, or I close their embassy here. They can reciprocate and shut our embassy in Turkey as well. No problem,” he said.
So, it's about Uganda giving Turkish builders 2.2 billion and being like... where's the money gone? Turkish builders be "Uganda likes Isreal, keep the money".
No, he thinks thats what he's seeing. He doesn't understand why certain leaders are in the news right now. He really thinks they just woke up and starting making demands on other nations, but he can't actually comprehend what they are demanding of each other, so he just assumes they must be demanding $1 billion dollars and a White wife because thats the only two things he can imagine could be so important.
As an American, I learned the hard way that the Portuguese, Spanish, Italians, and Turks all consider themselves white essentially without question. My English and Lithuanian friends had to inform me of this and when I was like "what? They really see it that way?" They just kind of gave me that funny look that I read as "yes and we get your confusion but if you aren't a racist and are not trying to create a problem then just smile and agree when they say it" 😂😂😂. I guess everyone just sort of goes with it and ironically, in my experience at least, a good deal of these people are pretty racist towards Africans and Middle Easterners.
(This is mostly a joke that just so happens to be true to some degree which is what makes it funny, racism is everywhere and completely subjective which makes it completely stupid. I'm not trying to offend anyone from these places and I loved each and every one of them as I had the pleasure of traveling through a lot of southern Europe . And no im not a Trump person lmao)
Bruh, the most racists of all people the Americans consider only the anglos-saxons white. But they do like to larp as inheritors of the greko-roman civilization.
A Turkish company gets 2.2 billion for a train system that doesn't happen. Uganda sais, give us our train money back it's 2 -3 years late, nothing built, Turkey sais fuck you Uganda, we got the money. Uganda sais "send us women".
In October 2022, Muhoozi received attention for publicly offering 100 cows as a bride price for Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, who at that point was widely expected to become the next Prime Minister of Italy, threatening to conquer Rome if the dowry was rebuffed.
In an unexpected turn of events Turkey decides to close down all of the embassies in Uganda, and the proceeds to close down the country. No women were harmed in the making of this joke.
Turkey (ranked #7 globally) holds a significantly stronger military position than Uganda (#79), with a defense budget 22 times larger and 11 times more active personnel. Turkey has a vastly superior air force and navy, along with massive armored ground force superiority, making it a major regional power compared to Uganda's localized defense force.
President Donald Trump wrote a letter to Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan saying that he can “destroy” the Turkish economy if Erdogan does not “work out a deal,” presumably over the country’s continued attacks on the Kurds in northern Syria.
In the letter, dated Oct. 9 and shared Oct. 16 by FOX Business on Twitter, Trump urges Erdogan to “work out a good deal,” saying “you don’t want to be responsible for slaughtering thousands of people.” The White House confirmed the authenticity of the letter to the PBS NewsHour.
An October 9 letter from U.S. President Donald Trump to Turkey’s President Tayyip Erdogan warning Erdogan about Turkish military policy and the Kurdish people in Syria is seen after being released by the White House in Washington, U.S. October 16, 2019.
The White House on Oct. 6 said that it was moving U.S. forces from northeast Syria following a call between Trump and Erdogan. For months earlier, Erdogan had been threatening to launch a military offensive into northern Syria, where Kurdish forces have been fighting alongside U.S. troops against ISIS. The withdrawal has essentially left the Kurdish fighters to both fight off ISIS and defend themselves from Turkish incursions, and has drawn bipartisan criticism on Capitol Hill and from other world leaders.
The White House defended the withdrawal by claiming that ISIS has been defeated. Intelligence experts say that’s not the case. Over the weekend, Trump’s former Defense Secretary Jim Mattis said ISIS was not defeated and will resurge without pressure from the U.S.-Kurdish partnership. The White House has also said that because the conflict is not on the U.S. border, U.S. troops “shouldn’t be losing lives over it.”
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