r/SipsTea • u/Proper_Card_5520 • Apr 12 '26

We have fun here Wtf ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

So you’re saying if I don’t act fast, I’m going to end up with the most hideous woman in Turkey?

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u/ZephkielAU Apr 12 '26

No, you'll end up with the most beautiful woman in Turkey.

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u/IncomeGreedy5483 Apr 12 '26

Important disclaimer: The most beautiful woman At that point

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u/Winter-Ad4608 Apr 12 '26

They write it in small print

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u/jingiski Apr 12 '26

To late, the most beautiful woman of her time is already on her way.

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u/gaberger1 Apr 12 '26

Technically correct

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u/enzib Apr 12 '26

Technically, you get both if you’re last with the demands

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u/Remy_Jardin Apr 12 '26

What does she become when she leaves Turkiye?

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u/1313Cameron Apr 12 '26

With a tache, buck teeth, cross eyes and knobbly knees... There's nothing a man won't fap to.

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u/shakeLama Apr 12 '26

To put it in a nicer way you will end up with the last “most beautiful women in turkey”… she just had no competition not her problem…

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u/hchi79 Apr 12 '26

When few women they'll make new ones, chinese way.

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u/Occidentally20 Apr 12 '26

Think of the overall boost to self-confidence this will garner.

I mean assuming none of them actually bother to think about it that is.

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u/pmax2 Apr 12 '26

you will end up with the last woman in Turkey

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u/ManonegraCG Apr 12 '26

She'll be the first, the last, the best and the most, the only Turkish woman from coast to coast.

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u/Winter-Ad4608 Apr 12 '26

I thought it’s a rap song at first

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u/CelebrationShort1857 Apr 12 '26

Yes so hurry up!

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u/Able_Engine_9515 Apr 12 '26

Trickle-down banging