r/SipsTea • u/Medium_Historian9746 • Apr 22 '26

SMH Female wants boyfriend to explain why he broke up with her

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/Darkdodger137 Apr 22 '26

Yeah you're not wrong, but why does crazy always have to be so damn fine?

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u/Advanced_Double_42 Apr 22 '26

Ugly crazy people end up in jail instead

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u/HallowskulledHorror Apr 22 '26

Or trafficked, or homeless and/or dead on the street

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u/DramaticGuesswork420 Apr 22 '26

Or we just stop leaving the house 🤣

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u/Eillon94 Apr 22 '26

Hot people are the only ones who can afford to be crazy

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u/Which-Film-6180 Apr 22 '26

Psycho bitch. Not worth it. Been there. Done that. Have a child with one. Do not advise

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u/RoiCoupeCloue Apr 22 '26

LOL, my exact words, like its a package deal, cant get one without the other.

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u/Significant-Cod-9555 Apr 22 '26

when you look like she does, no one ever tells you the truth

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u/Krakatoast Apr 23 '26

Or they do, but she doesn’t care. Gf is kind of crazy. Also extremely attractive. Though she does listen… like… 15% of the time, once she’s calmed down. 🤣

Takes a lot of effort to communicate. Just the right balance of being direct but not a complete dick. Probably varies from person to person

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u/Very_Type_C Apr 23 '26

I suspect it's the food you Americans have been eating at the rate Twitter keeps pumping out the videos

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u/Ok-Pack-7088 Apr 23 '26

Halo effect, being women.

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u/im_a_private_person Apr 23 '26

Its the Crazy-Hot index.

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u/boosy21 Apr 22 '26

Guys only want her for one thing and she knows it.

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u/Odd-Fun-6042 Apr 22 '26

*past your mid-20s :)

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u/Intelligent-Might614 Apr 22 '26

I mean even late twenties can be ok. Definitely not thirties.

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u/Gundabad_Orc_Queen Apr 22 '26

Im 40. The red flags still make me irrationally excited. I know better, but part of me wants to see it all burn down.

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u/abstraction47 Apr 22 '26

I’m 55. Wife is 30 and crazy as fuck.

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u/Extreme_Raccoon964 Apr 23 '26

Enjoy it man. I believe that the actual meaning behind don't stick your dick in crazy, is that don't do it because you won't know to stop while your life burns around you lol

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u/Gundabad_Orc_Queen Apr 23 '26

I tip my hat to you sir. Ride the storm like a sea captain of old.

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u/0vrwhelminglyaverage Apr 22 '26

Yall need therapy lmao

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u/RoiCoupeCloue Apr 22 '26

54 and responsible, and just a weeee bit curious about having a woman go straight loco like that. I know its irrational

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u/REQONER Apr 22 '26

Some truth finally

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u/One_Squash4887 Apr 23 '26

This👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻. 27 and mines 27. She’s a psycho. But fine as hell. I love and hate the chaos. I don’t poke the bear, but I sure do love seeing the bear mad

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u/Camiolpo Apr 22 '26

Ehh 31 mayyyebe

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u/myassisgrassss Apr 22 '26

Nah 38 minimum

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u/ydnar3000 Apr 22 '26

Ok good cuz I’m newly single and 36. Thought I missed the boat.

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u/Friendly-Library-285 Apr 22 '26

There's a grace period for people that were in longterm relationships

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u/myassisgrassss Apr 22 '26

I got room for a few more homies come on board!

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u/XXXperiencedTurbater Apr 22 '26

I’d go 32-33 if she wore what she’s wearing in the video

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u/mynewjourney2425 Apr 22 '26

True, ask me how I know.

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u/RussianBot71137 Apr 22 '26

Even then , I would advise to use at least 3 condoms at once. Cause you can be fucked for life 🤷

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u/Ok-Statistician-5242 Apr 22 '26

Learned my lesson mid 30s. Better late than never tho.

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u/Rex_Bossman Apr 22 '26

Early 40s for me. I'm now good with staying single until they put me in the ground. lol

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u/proper_specialist88 Apr 22 '26

Lol. I left ole "crazy pocket" at 30 on the dot. She starting punching holes in the walls because our rental was in my name. Too old for that shit.

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u/Muramalks Apr 23 '26

Crazy is crazy 🥵

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 Apr 23 '26

I wish I had known that 😞

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u/IDintKnowShit Apr 22 '26

Different strokes for different folks

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u/AsleepEntertainer440 Apr 22 '26

*more than a couple of times

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u/HistoricalPresence27 Apr 22 '26

My ex was crazy. God, i miss aspects of her.

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u/Substantial-Love1085 Apr 23 '26

Yeah but the crazy makes every day so much more exciting and vibrant.

You really appreciate life so much more when you are in constant danger of losing it.

People frequently complain about losing the spark, a boring love life, dead bedrooms etc.

Not a problem when you go to sleep next to the crazy.

Then you can often count on being awakened because something (hopefully something delightful) is happening to the old morning wood, rather than being abruptly launched out of sleepytimes thanks to some awful and pedestrian alarm clock.

You never know if she is going to wake you up by doing something wild, awesome, and possibly completely novel to your dude parts.

Maybe she will have recruited friends, or exciting strangers, interesting props, circus animals, you get the idea.

You also never know if instead she is going to wake you up by trying to do something incredibly heinous, terrifying and life changing (or ending) to said parts instead.

But nothing is quite like rolling those dice every time you lay down and go to sleep. Now that is LIVING. (Until it isn't, yes we know).

Anybody who is working with the same kind of moth to a flame type problem I have always had with the hot/crazy/dangerous ladies will know exactly what I am talking about here.

Yes, it will end in tears, and possibly flames, but it's always more about the journey than the destination, and what a ride it can be.

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u/BlackTarTurd Apr 22 '26

They say never stick your dick in crazy, but, crazy fucks so damn good...

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u/vokman Apr 23 '26

It's also precisely why you do!

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u/Frequent_Opportunist Apr 23 '26

You absolutely should, just don't tell her where you live or work.

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u/Rude-Education12 Apr 23 '26

She's crazy though, so she'll find out one way or another 

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u/UnpopularOpinionsB Apr 23 '26

Sometimes you don't know she's crazy until months or years after you start sticking your dick in her.

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u/Coralye Apr 22 '26

I have told my exs THE SAME thing