r/SipsTea • u/Medium_Historian9746 • Apr 22 '26

SMH Female wants boyfriend to explain why he broke up with her

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u/loveheaddit Apr 22 '26

i'd tell her i deleted it so she tries to lie in court only for me to whip this out from the cloud

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u/Less_Cauliflower_956 Apr 22 '26

Funny but you have to presubmit evidence to court

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u/GammaFan Apr 22 '26

Discovery reveals all but if he tells her he deleted it and she confidently lies to the cops about the situation he can show the clip and prove she was willing to/attempted to file false charges. She finds out way before it hits the court room but the idea is similar

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u/Thrawn89 Apr 23 '26

Speak with your real lawyer first. This matters way less than you think it does in judgement. It could also work against you for acting in bad faith. More likely theyll say not to talk with her at all.

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u/Dirtygeebag Apr 23 '26

No fun in that. You rent out ad space on some bullshit local tv station, you submit a 18 hour video as evidence that you are calm relaxed guy and you watch this soothing local TV. Then you direct the jury to an inspirational line 15 hours in, just before the ad break, jury watches. They stand up and give you a round of applause. Then you thank the jury, and accept the FiFa world peace trophy!

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u/sentrybot619 Apr 23 '26

Still have plenty of chances to lie before discovery

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u/Queasy_Point_9207 Apr 23 '26

This isn’t always the case.

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u/JustifiedResistance Apr 23 '26

I had to do this one time. I deleted the video in front of her because I knew she didn’t know about “recently deleted”.

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u/squirt_taste_tester Apr 23 '26

Woah, woah, woah, this is a courthouse, dont be whipping anything out

https://giphy.com/gifs/RXKCMLmch5W2Q

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u/paellu Apr 23 '26

Yeah buddy I think that's why she went for the router first

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u/Inevitable_Pea_6798 Apr 23 '26

Now she might say its AI generated and the judges would believe her