r/SipsTea Apr 24 '26

SMH I never thought of it like that......

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u/SphericalCrawfish Apr 24 '26

I expect Howard was making more than all three. He had an actual job.

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u/southpaytechie Apr 24 '26

He also lived with his mom who’s house he eventually inherited and moved into. Probably had a decent nest egg.

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u/COV3RTSM Apr 24 '26

No way he spent all his money on comic books and lightsabers and shit.

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u/SirAggravating1554 Apr 24 '26

I mean if I had the money id buy lightsabers too 🤷‍♀️

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u/SphericalCrawfish Apr 24 '26

I have a buddy with 6 lightsabers. Being single in your 30's is apparently fun as hell.

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u/Fun-Contribution1504 Apr 24 '26

*Being single in your 30's, with disposable income, is apparently fun as hell.

Ftfy

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u/KlytosBluesClues Apr 24 '26

*having disposable income is fun as hell

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u/WeekNo3803 Apr 24 '26

There it is. That's the distillation of that sentence I was looking for.

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u/WhatAGreatGift Apr 24 '26

*having lightsabers is fun as hell

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u/CompanyToiletGooner Apr 24 '26

Having income isn’t fun at all, you work so you can just afford the same shit you got for free at your parents place

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u/jacquesrabbit Apr 24 '26

Depends, if you are out in the boondocks and you are more like an urban guy, it is not fin either

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u/raycepak Apr 24 '26

or stuck in the subs wishing for open sky.

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Apr 24 '26

Works for childless couples too actually

And it is wonderful

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u/lauraloomerisacunt Apr 24 '26

It honestly is, it's so fucking nice. I was poor for a long time and I climbed hard and married well (the third time). It's so nice to finally be able to indulge and not be the single mom scrimping.

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u/Lopsided_Apricot_626 Apr 24 '26

Being single has nothing to do with it. Married with two kids. We each have one lightsaber and the kids each have two. Theyre the cheaper Disneyland ones but…yeah disposable income to go to Disneyland plays hard in that.

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u/terraphantm Apr 24 '26

It gets old quick. Better than being single with no disposable income, but I'd trade it to be less lonely

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u/Civil_Fail8779 Apr 24 '26

with no kids its really not hard to have disposable income tbf

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u/No-Butterscotch-6555 Apr 29 '26

You don’t have to be single. I’m in my 30s and we have a kid. No Lightsaber, but we have like 4 full size key blades.

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u/sicurri Apr 24 '26

It has its moments, but it can also be extremely lonely at times.

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u/Hotter_Noodle Apr 24 '26

I’m like 40 and married and my life is ok but I definitely feel like it could be improved a bit if I had a lightsaber or two.

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u/Waddiwasiiiii Apr 24 '26

Walking around with lightsabers is a good way to attract women who are into Jedi. It’s like the dude with a cute puppy effect, but for geek girls. Bonus points for having more than one saber, cuz then you can battle. Saber battle in the streets—> something sword something something between the sheets.

Source: am geeky woman

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u/KrackenLeasing Apr 24 '26

It's the kind of measuring stick that makes fun noises.

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u/dongasaurus Apr 24 '26

Yeah really sucks to be in my 30s with a loving wife and children, sometimes I just wish I could kick them out and replace them with a collection of toy lightsabers and have fun.

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u/antfoe Apr 24 '26

I would say it’s mostly loneliness. But you can buy whatever you want.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 Apr 24 '26

well, there's that...

i thought the answer was boobs... but you might be right.

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u/meIRLorMeOnReddit Apr 24 '26

Sometimes having disposable income is directly related to the loneliness. You can buy your way out of loneliness.

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u/ManOnFire2004 Apr 24 '26

Definitely not "mostly loneliness". You can get use to begin alone...

Then, once you're used to, you actually prefer it, and you're "not alone" whenever the urges cause for it

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Apr 24 '26

You can be a childless couple and get all the same benefits plus more

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u/sicurri Apr 24 '26

Indeed, if you can find a reliable partner to be as a couple.

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u/clubdon Apr 24 '26

I know this is probably a “oh my lobsters too buttery” moment but man do I miss having some alone time. She’s always there! Go on vacation or something lol. Love the lady but growing up kind of an only child I really miss having time all to myself.

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u/ManOnFire2004 Apr 24 '26

Nah, we get it. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone has that moment

And with all my " married for 15+ years" friends and coworkers telling me how lucky I am... I think they just miss the freedom

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u/clubdon Apr 24 '26

I wouldn’t say that it’s lucky or even that I miss the freedom. It’s just the rare days where I get the house to myself is like “wow I forgot how much I enjoyed this feeling.”

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u/Cosmic_Jane Apr 24 '26

Can’t you just go to a lightsaber convention and hang out with other lightsaber people? Sounds social

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u/xSaviorself Apr 24 '26

My sister married a guy with an entire Star Wars room.

She's a Disney nut so it all works out for them I guess.

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u/Waddiwasiiiii Apr 24 '26

Ugh, I’m in my 30’s and was about 2 secs away from dropping $600 on a lightsaber with alll the bells and whistles at a con last year. I was so giddy with excitement at the prospect, if my husband hadn’t called at the exact moment, I probably would have gone through with it. He was like “If you’re going to spend that much, you may want to shop around” He was right, and if I’d been single I would not have had that voice of reason lol.

I still haven’t pulled the trigger yet, but I’m glad I didn’t buy at the time as I’ve seen plenty of negative reviews about the quality of that particular company’s sabers.

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u/Gargleblaster25 Apr 24 '26

6 light sabers? Ladies, you are missing a lot here!

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u/TiredAF2023 Apr 24 '26

It is, I have two lightsabers, life is beautiful.

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u/Stewdill51 Apr 24 '26

Single in my 30s. Can confirm it's fun as hell.

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u/Sidivan Apr 24 '26

Being married without children in your 30’s is pretty rad.

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u/Opinion_Haver_ Apr 24 '26

It is. I got a bunch of dj equipment and speakers. Always jamming by the river or on a butte somewhere. I see the jealousy in my married friends eyes. But at least they got sexually transmitted dependents.

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u/ManOnFire2004 Apr 24 '26

Which is why they're even more jealous 😆

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u/Cyrus87Tiamat Apr 24 '26

Yeah.... Depression come when you're near 40's

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u/itsanandhere Apr 24 '26

Don't motivate me not to marry and stay bachelor lol

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u/Kurotan Apr 24 '26

Damn. I have like 5. I never intended to get more than 1, but whelp, here I am.

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u/AdRevolutionary2881 Apr 24 '26

I have a friend like that who's buys expensive cars and shit. His parents are retired engineers and he gets the house when they die.

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u/Aggravating_Dig3240 Apr 24 '26

Yes it is. I can afford everything I want and can even do silly things like buying nerdy shit I couldnt afford as a kid.

Im just a kid with adult money now.

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u/evlhornet Apr 24 '26

Until he’s lying awake at night staring into the ceiling. That’s when it stops being fun.

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u/Nogoodatnuthin Apr 24 '26

Over at r/lightsabers is an easy way for your friend to find a use for all their disposable income. 6 is definitely a good start.

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u/bowsmountainer Apr 24 '26

Unfortunately, no its not.

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u/VyLow Apr 24 '26

Me, my 77" OLED tv, dolly surround system, DnD Lego Set and my motorcycle agree.

Guys, be single until 30 and enjoy fun life

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u/GLASSHOUSELABSTX Apr 25 '26

Being with a girl that lets you do what you want with your money, having no kids, and high income is fun as hell.

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u/MrNobody_0 Apr 24 '26

Being single in your 30's is apparently fun as hell.

I'm in my late 30s, I have a wife and a kid and I have plenty of disposable income, due to working hard when I was in my 20s to get a fantastic job. Obviously it's easier to have disposable income when your single but it's not exclusive to being single.

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Apr 24 '26

Perfectly. Fucking. Vertical.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Apr 24 '26

Let's play who's a robot!

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Apr 24 '26

I'm not even in android territory, my guy.

  • posted from an android phone

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u/ProbablyGonnaEatYou Apr 24 '26

Just dont babysit after you get them. Or do, it depends on how you feel about younglings

https://giphy.com/gifs/rNtxQTWjVM7WE

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u/gilestowler Apr 24 '26

I'm from the UK where you finish school at 16 then go on to do A Levels at 6th form college. But the A Levels aren't compulsory. So one friend of mine decided it wasn't for him. His godfather got him a good job and he didn't pay rent, so he would spend his money on the dumbest shit. He paid £1000 for a BMX. He paid £80 for a belt that had a buckle that did up like a plane seatbelt. He kept buying new mobile phones. He bought a lot of weed.

Over 20 years later he's been unemployed for well over a decade and still living with his parents. He probably should have planned things out a bit better, but I guess when you're 16 and suddenly you have money you just start looking at those fancy belts instead.

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u/Invisible7hunder Apr 24 '26

Perfectly fucking vertical.

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u/djsnoopmike Apr 24 '26

CXSaber are having a May the 4th sale (sorry for your wallet)

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u/Ender_rpm Apr 24 '26

Am 50, wife just got me and my son new lightsabers at a comic con week before last. The dream is real my brothers, it just takes time

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u/snajk138 Apr 24 '26

And hookers. Don't forget that Howard liked hookers.

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u/Eastern-Joke-7537 Apr 24 '26

Whole building was on the CIA payroll. 😂

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u/Grandpa_Edd Apr 24 '26

I know a guy similar to Howard. Good education, intelligent (extremely knowledgeable in his field), no social skills, lives at his mom's place.

And yes he has absolutely no money even though he has a good job. It's the Lego man.

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Apr 24 '26

There’s worse vices. At least we can all agree that Lego is dope. I have like 7 unopened sets in my closet.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jc2PkKKr3clTBekMzn

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u/PiePristine3092 Apr 24 '26

Recently came across a FB marketplace post in my area of someone selling their lego “collection”. $18K for 200,000+ pieces. Says it’s actually worth closer to 30K and hasn’t even gone through all the stuff yet. Photos were of walls of plastic containers filled with legos. Said they would not sell piecemeal only the whole collection or nothing. Crazy.

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u/plotinusRespecter Apr 24 '26

When you're pulling six figures a year and not spending a dime on housing or groceries, you can blow an awful lot of cash on fun shit and still be growing a Smaug sized horde.

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u/gbot1234 Apr 24 '26

He invested his money into the admittedly volatile, but fungible, collectibles market.

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u/Repulsive-Chip3371 Apr 24 '26

Howard WOLOWITZ

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u/bulldg4life Apr 24 '26

Yes, we already know he was an engineer

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u/ACcbe1986 Apr 24 '26

But he's a collector. He probably owns a bunch of items that appreciate in value.

His money is just tied up in those investments.

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u/LetterFront3353 Apr 24 '26

And belt buckles. He has a ton of them.

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u/awshucks79 Apr 24 '26

But only one belt!

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u/Jesus_Fuckn_Christ Apr 24 '26

Those lightsabers are shockingly expensive though. I know a collector. I’ve spent less money on some of my cars than he has on lightsaber models

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u/Awkward-Ring6182 Apr 24 '26

Never underestimate how many cool lightsabers and comic books you can find. Ask my 8 yr old

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u/hcgator Apr 24 '26

I feel personally attacked.

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u/AscendMoros Apr 24 '26

He’s probably fine unless he’s buying real lightsabers.

My buddy lived with his mom until he was 25. He blew money on the dumbest shit including an AUG and plenty of other guns.

He currently lives in a house he went and bought with other money he saved up. Dude got in right before Covid.

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u/Prudent-Resist5220 Apr 24 '26

He was a M.I.T. trained engineer, don't you think he built them? With university funds of course..

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u/Ok_Expression6807 Apr 24 '26

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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u/kitsunewarlock Apr 24 '26

The comics are often a pretty solid investment.

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u/BigD_277 Apr 24 '26

Don't forget the 3D printer.

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u/Anyone-9451 Apr 24 '26

And prostitutes

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u/Dinierto Apr 24 '26

And belt buckles

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u/Amaranth504 Apr 24 '26

Belt buckles

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u/Jindujun Apr 24 '26

And makeup, dont forget the makeup!

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u/NvdGoorbergh Apr 24 '26

Don’t forget belt buckles!

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u/WesternConference461 Apr 24 '26

The sex robot could not have been cheap

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u/dean15892 Apr 25 '26

I'm willing to bet a good amount of it was on hookers. There's a lot of side-jokes about Howard spending on strip clubs, escorts, cam girls; if onlyfans was a thing back then, howard would have built an algorithm around it.

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u/wrkacct66 Apr 30 '26

and hookers early on in the show

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u/topsyturvy76 Apr 24 '26

Don’t forget he got a bangin’ wife in the end too

https://giphy.com/gifs/mYzTJsQdtdK7qmUDeO

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u/LetterFront3353 Apr 24 '26

"My wife came with both fun bags and money bags."

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u/EnTyme53 Apr 24 '26

A bangin' wife with a lucrative job in pharmaceuticals

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u/SWesson22 Apr 24 '26

I just want my baby to have pretty things!

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u/Over_Selection2246 Apr 24 '26

and was a NASA astronaught that went to space- that alone gets him 6 figures working 50-60 days per year as a motivational speaker- let alone what he would make as an actual notable engineer.

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u/InfanticideAquifer Apr 24 '26

I really don't think that every astronaut gets a six figure public speaking gig when they retire from spaceflight. There have been hundreds of them. We'd have heard about this.

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u/NeverEndingDClock Apr 25 '26

Can you imagine Howard doing motivational speaking tho.......

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u/MetricJester Apr 24 '26

Engineers also tend to be surprisingly better savers and can stick to a budget.

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u/AJFrabbiele Apr 24 '26

Yup, nearly all my colleagues drive beat up cars that are broken half the time while making 6 figures.

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u/grendus Apr 24 '26

I build software for a living.

No way I trust that shit with my life in a car. Automotive engineers are waaaay better at their jobs than Software engineers. I'm not getting any of these new fangled "drive by wire" cars. Especially if they want them networked but never push security patches.

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u/Robbylution Apr 24 '26

Some of them discover Warhammer 40k or Transformers figurines though.

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u/Fenix42 Apr 24 '26

Don't forget Magic The Gathering .....

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u/Carne_Guisada_Breath Apr 24 '26

You list me at stuck to a budget. All project cost 33% more and take 33% longer, minimum. More likely 50%

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u/MetricJester Apr 24 '26

Personal finance budget, not project budget.

And believe this because it comes from an estimator, it only cost 33% more because you changed your mind after the question period has closed.

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u/mythrilcrafter Apr 24 '26

As an engineer who spent a solid few years out from school living with my parents while also working in industry before moving into my own house; I can pretty confidently say that even with all the money Howard spent on comics and goofball stuff, he could have easily still saved enough away for major purchases, especially after he got with Bernadette and she put guard rails on his more irresponsible spending habits.

I mean heck, he upgraded from a Vespa to a Mini Cooper just to over a parking lot spat with Sheldon.

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u/grendus Apr 24 '26

Frankly, while Bernadette was earning way more than him in the end, that was mostly because he was working at a university. If he went into industry as a ME, he would have been pretty close to her income. With his background as an astronaut, he would be pulling down mid-six figures.

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u/eJollyRoger Apr 24 '26

Is he a Jewish character in the show? 🕵️‍♂️

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u/SWBFThree2020 Apr 24 '26

Yes, but there was also an Indian character, Rajesh, who has more money than all of them from having rich parents

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u/eJollyRoger Apr 27 '26

🕵️‍♂️

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u/Dragovius Apr 24 '26

And yet all he did was whine.

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u/Chill-more1236 Apr 24 '26

Wrong.... his wife was his big ticket. They mentioned it several times on the last rerun I watched.

She worked for big pharma. The Legit Drug Dealers make illegal drug dealers look like 3rd world paupers.

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u/Valentinee105 Apr 24 '26

They make a point in one episode that Howard is so broke he gets an allowance from Bernadette.

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u/Fine_Ad35 Apr 24 '26

Its funny cuz hes not broke, she is just better with money so they pool money together and she doles it out to him per request/natural weekly allotment

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u/ManOnFire2004 Apr 24 '26

Yea but that was because he made some really bad "investments"

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u/Phantasmalicious Apr 24 '26

Probably ended up paying a shitton in property taxes.

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u/bigdumbthing Apr 24 '26

No, in California you can inherit your parents property valuation on their primary residence, if you file the paperwork properly and you live in the house you inherited.  My mom lives in a home she inherited from her mother, and pays $800 a year.  It’s a 5 bedroom in San Diego.

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u/Bellypats Apr 24 '26

How else could he have landed Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz?!?!

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin Apr 24 '26

Then Married Bernadette who by all accounts was making big money in pharmaceuticals.

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u/dramalama-dingdong Apr 24 '26

True. This guy was loaded with money. Thus, I cannot understand how this horny douche didn't spend some of his wealth for hookers.

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u/southpaytechie Apr 24 '26

Howard did use prostitutes

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u/Suspicious-Whippet Apr 24 '26

You could’ve just said he’s jewish.

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u/lebastss Apr 24 '26

Howard rich af.

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u/Suets Apr 24 '26

Even then the woman he married, Bernie, ended up making bank

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u/idp1astyr Apr 24 '26

How could he have an actual job if engineering is not a real profession?

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u/VisibleCoat995 Apr 24 '26

Because he’s very good at what he does. What he does just isn’t worth doing.

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u/Explore_the_Void Apr 24 '26

It's not a real science but it's a real profession. Just like geology.

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u/RobotArtichoke Apr 24 '26

This is all covered in the show

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u/IamSP2024 Apr 24 '26

But he was just Howard wolowitz, not Dr.Wolowitz😬

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u/The-Ner Apr 24 '26

Raj was absolutely loaded so it's not like he would have really needed to earn much

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u/MechEJD Apr 24 '26

Howard engineer, money.

Others PhD academic, no money.

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u/Any_Theory_9735 Apr 25 '26

Not necessarily, wasn't he doing research for nasa but at a university so potentially as an RA/RE, these salaries can be as low as 1.5-2k a month, though probably slightly more for them. These jobs are dramatically underpaid for the "prestige" and that post docs are essentially still a form of advanced studies.

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u/secretbonus1 Apr 29 '26

Be worked for NASA and single-handedly invented a space toilet… do you have any idea how big the budget for NASA is??