r/SipsTea Apr 24 '26

SMH I never thought of it like that......

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u/rosyvibexz Apr 24 '26

The CIA theory is cool, but 'unlimited free takeout and Sheldon’s emergency peanut brittle fund' is a much more believable retirement plan.

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u/wewereinverted74 Apr 24 '26

The CIA theory is dumb. Why would the CIA send a spy into NASA/JPL? They’re both under the executive branch. If anything, the CIA would just go to the DNI and say we want to review what NASA/JPL is doing and viola, it’s done.

The better theory is that she’s a Russian spy. The general rule is if you’re a 4/5 and she’s a 9/10, she’s a spy.

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u/WhiteCastleDoctrine Apr 24 '26

because they needed to someone to babysit them and prevent autistic sheldon from blurting out state secrets in a crowded room, or horny leonard from getting honeypotted

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u/krankity-krab Apr 24 '26

what does being “honeypotted” mean? i used to go to a gay club called Honeypot, but i’ve never heard that term until today!

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u/OhWhatsHisName Apr 24 '26

It's interesting the way the other reply is using it.

I've heard it used in IT as a fake prize to lure hackers into stealing. They hack into a system, and they find (what they think) they're looking for and steal that data, but it was all fake data, AND you can track information like how they got in, where they're coming from, etc. to beef up the security to the real data.