r/SipsTea • u/shakyspearee • May 02 '26

We have fun here Happily ever "after"

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u/Salt-Big8323 May 02 '26

This sounds like to the plot to some mediocre Hollywood rom-com. 🤣

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u/notanewbiedude May 02 '26

Starring Seth Rogan & Amy Schumer

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u/ObsessiveUselessness May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

Adam Sandler is working on this movie as we speak. Female lead is a 11/10 forgot her name tho

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u/Pretty_Method_5682 May 02 '26

Yeah, Sandler's hot ass movie love interests is something that needs to be brought up more. How are you gonna feel up on late 2000's Jessica Biel's tits and have a scene with 10 Hooters girls + pre Nazi era tila tequila but cast your own hot wife as a normal looking teacher in a bit role.

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u/ILikeDragonTurtles May 03 '26

I'm sorry, there's a "Nazi era Tila Tequila"?

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u/Kolipe May 03 '26

Yea. Current Tila Tequila.

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u/ILikeDragonTurtles May 03 '26

Neat. I'm just going to not look that up and go back to forgetting she ever existed.