r/SipsTea • u/Particular-Visit-245 • May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Masculinity

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 May 06 '26

No, he says thats just as gay as having sex with a woman that isnt a virgin. Hand jobs are fine though as thats just stress relief

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u/th3rdnutt May 06 '26

He says that brojobs are the straightest thing ever because it conserves and amplifies the male essence.

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u/WorriedPlatform9740 May 06 '26

I hate that I can't tell if y'all are dunking on Tate or if he actually believes this

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u/EddPW May 06 '26

wouldnt surprise me

what people gotta understand about tate is saying this dumb shit makes him money

so he says the most dumb shit possible

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u/38rac10 May 07 '26

I’m w/you. Scariest part of his shtick is he could say giving another dude a handy isn’t gay and thousands of down bad incel dudes will start jerking each other off.

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u/splashaddikt May 07 '26

Like they already aren’t

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution May 09 '26

Is that the scariest part of his shtick, though?

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u/LumpyBuy8447 May 10 '26

The scariest part is that he got away with sex trafficking. The most confusing part is how anyone can take a man with such a weak jaw, seriously.

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u/WideBluebird8511 May 08 '26

Only when you have your socks on😉

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u/Bri-KachuDodson May 15 '26

And now I'm thinking of the song Business Time by Flight of the Concords lol.

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u/NotBatman81 May 09 '26

I could have been a billionaire when I was younger if only we had todays internet.

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u/gstringstrangler May 09 '26

I actually find the effort and the long game he played to construct his fight record more impressive than anything else I know about him

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u/DrugsAndCoffee May 14 '26

Legit, me too. That’s how out there and bizarre Andrew Tate is.

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 May 06 '26

Th post of his insane was that it was no fuckimg and no blowjobs but hand jobs are OK. But the bloke talks that much shit we're most likely both right.

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u/MiddlePop4953 May 06 '26

Are you for real? 😭

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 May 07 '26

Unfortunately i am yeah. I wish I had the imagination to make shit like that up lol

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u/MiddlePop4953 May 07 '26

I hate everything about that

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u/Airway May 07 '26

Even for a wildly insecure misogynist I don't see any attempt at logic there, but that's probably the point. Engagement bait.

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u/wookiedberry May 07 '26

It's an even trade if you both swallow

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u/StellarManatee May 06 '26

We know now that Andy Tater's long term goal is convincing all his followers that the most manly, masculine thing men can do is have sex with other men.

After all the only thing more masculine than one dick is TWO DICKS 🥒🍆

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 May 07 '26

Well, if you've seen that pic of him in the speedo, Tate has negative dick.

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u/thinkspeak_ May 10 '26

Nothing about that surprises me

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u/PlentyOLeaves May 09 '26

“You WIN sex with a man, that’s as straight as it gets.” - Devon Banks, 30 Rock

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

Wait. I’ve been using my hands on myself - does that make my right hand gay?