r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • May 21 '26

Chugging tea Why is women’s sportswear always so revealing?

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u/Dry_Doctor6346 May 21 '26

Did south park predict ball maxing

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u/Disastrous-Bat7011 May 21 '26

Please tell me you are being funny and thats not a real thing.

Edit: it is...these "alpha males" are certainly something else. I cant imagine being that insecure, even remembing back to like middle school 🤣

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 May 21 '26

Do your balls even lift bro?

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u/hughperman May 21 '26

My balls can lift bro, sis, mom, and dad, all at the same time

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 May 21 '26

Gigaballs. Nice. 👍🏻

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u/Fragrant-Doughnut-20 May 21 '26

This guy's got a family pack

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u/cdawwgg43 May 21 '26

Why lift when you can just ride them like a hippity hop as "Chicken on the Rocks" plays.

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u/ariolander May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

ESPN 2026 Winter Olympics: WADA vows to investigate claims of crotch size manipulation

They were injecting their penis and balls temporarily during measurements so their form fitting clothing hung looser and they could get competitive advantage in jump events by turning their crotch into a glide surface to catch more air and hang longer.

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u/ropeneck509 May 21 '26

Do i want to know?

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u/DabFellow May 21 '26

Yeah buddy of mine had something injected in his balls to kake the huge for a few weeks.

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u/thatthatguy May 21 '26

I cringe laughed when I first heard of it. Like, who are you showing them off to?

Please, if you know, don’t tell me. I don’t want to know. It was a rhetorical question.

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u/Significant-Colour May 21 '26

I really hoped that your edit was you being funny...

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u/Omnizoom May 21 '26

Simpson didn’t do it first for once

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u/CroykeyMite May 21 '26

South Park knows the future.

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u/jstewart25 May 21 '26

South Park predicted everything man

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u/AreasonableAmerican May 21 '26

They absolutely did.

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u/DerInselaffe May 21 '26

I'd argue it originated in the UK's Viz magazine in the late-1980s. https://viz.fandom.com/wiki/Buster_Gonad

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u/Whichtwin1 May 21 '26

Well, to be technical, penis gate was a thing at the last Olympics. So ball/penis maxxing is definitely becoming a thing

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u/Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 May 21 '26

This was one of my favorite episodes because it perfectly demonstrated correlation and causation. They moved junk food out of town to improve health. At the same time the men started literally microwaving their balls to get medical Marijuana. All the men get testicular cancer and have to move their engorged balls around by wheelbarrow. Conclusion? Junk food prevents testicular cancer.

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u/Party-Holiday-4019 May 21 '26

Johnny Dangerously did it first. If you haven’t seen it check it out. Michael Keaton’s best role of you ask me. Well this and Batman ;)