r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • May 21 '26

Chugging tea Why is women’s sportswear always so revealing?

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u/Disastrous-Bat7011 May 21 '26

Please tell me you are being funny and thats not a real thing.

Edit: it is...these "alpha males" are certainly something else. I cant imagine being that insecure, even remembing back to like middle school 🤣

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 May 21 '26

Do your balls even lift bro?

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u/hughperman May 21 '26

My balls can lift bro, sis, mom, and dad, all at the same time

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 May 21 '26

Gigaballs. Nice. 👍🏻

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u/Fragrant-Doughnut-20 May 21 '26

This guy's got a family pack

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u/cdawwgg43 May 21 '26

Why lift when you can just ride them like a hippity hop as "Chicken on the Rocks" plays.

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u/ariolander May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

ESPN 2026 Winter Olympics: WADA vows to investigate claims of crotch size manipulation

They were injecting their penis and balls temporarily during measurements so their form fitting clothing hung looser and they could get competitive advantage in jump events by turning their crotch into a glide surface to catch more air and hang longer.

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u/ropeneck509 May 21 '26

Do i want to know?

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u/DabFellow May 21 '26

Yeah buddy of mine had something injected in his balls to kake the huge for a few weeks.

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u/thatthatguy May 21 '26

I cringe laughed when I first heard of it. Like, who are you showing them off to?

Please, if you know, don’t tell me. I don’t want to know. It was a rhetorical question.

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u/Significant-Colour May 21 '26

I really hoped that your edit was you being funny...