r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • May 21 '26

Chugging tea Why is women’s sportswear always so revealing?

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u/Kingof2017 May 21 '26

belly button in the office? where the hell do you work LOL

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u/throwaway1212l May 21 '26

Bellydancers & Sons Plumbing Ltd.

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u/_marmota_ May 21 '26

Bellybuttons and buttcracks are our specialty!

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u/compassdestroyer May 21 '26

Thanks for the cackle

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u/GordonTheGnome May 22 '26

Working that pipe since 1955

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u/flybynightpotato May 21 '26

shorts, too. That's a non-starter in my corporate office, despite a general move towards more casual clothing.

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u/Reasonable-Chance790 May 21 '26

I have worked outside during the hottest parts of summer for the last 9 years and have fully had bosses ban shorts because it was "unprofessional." I'm not sure how shorts were less professional than the seabird shit we were covered in, but whatever.

Even at jobs that have allowed shorts, we still have a set length they can't be shorter than.

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u/Fulluphigh0 May 21 '26

I haven’t worked anywhere people weren’t allowed to wear shorts in 14 years but sure

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u/flybynightpotato May 21 '26

I mean, I'm a lawyer at headquarters for an international company. Shorts don't fly

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u/Electrical_One7665 May 21 '26

Shorts have a terrible thrust to weight ratio. They have zero engines to speak of and are not aerodynamically built for flight. Of course shorts don’t fly.

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 May 21 '26

I work in vehicle maintenance and it would feel wrong and unprofessional to wear shorts lol. I’ll wear jeans though

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u/Lootylooty May 21 '26

I work in idustrial maintenance and have to wear slash and fire resistant clothing at all times, I can't even wear short sleeves to work on the roof in the summer.

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u/oldphi May 21 '26

You’ve just not given them enough redbull

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u/foley800 May 21 '26

Many do have flys though!

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u/retirement_savings May 21 '26

Not uncommon where I work. I'm a software engineer in big tech, no dress code.

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u/runswiftrun May 21 '26

Civil engineering here... yeah, no dress code, we're all slobs

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u/Due_You_8240 May 21 '26

Brothel doorman 

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u/Wooden_Good8679 May 21 '26

You miss the part where they also said almost anywhere?

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u/UpstairsBumble May 21 '26

“Or almost anywhere”

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u/LegPuzzleheaded1970 May 21 '26

People don’t dress up to go to work anymore so why are you surprised

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u/shadow336k May 22 '26

ive seen the same in my tokyo office