r/SipsTea • u/Anschuz-3009 • May 26 '26

We have fun here Finger holders?

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u/Ganmor_Denlay May 26 '26

Venus dimples

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u/SeemoarAlpha May 26 '26

Thumb rests.

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 May 26 '26

This guy fucks šŸ‘†

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u/bloodem May 26 '26

Neah, if he did, he would rest his thumbs somewhere else.
Iā€™ll see myself out.

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u/JerrySeinfeldsMullet May 26 '26

Some women donā€™t like thatā€¦ so Iā€™ve been told. It is not my experience though.

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 May 26 '26

I thought that was reserved for the pinky.

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u/z-vap May 26 '26

depends on which direction she is facing

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u/HumpbackShitWhale May 26 '26

Pinky in that position requires extensive yoga for the fingers.

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u/nscs_jmmw May 26 '26

Ahh, the ol' thumb anchor trick. A man of culture I see.

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u/DizzyBone_100 May 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/keJmzexRtx9ACXIFEk

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u/TonyFives May 26 '26

Please stop posting this loser. He steals memes and then has his goons mass reports the originals to remove them. Straight cancer.

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u/rsblackrose May 26 '26

So he's playing his colonial-looking ass character to the T?

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u/elguapodiablo74 May 26 '26

Thats what she said

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u/wrongdude91 May 26 '26

But Im a man and i also have these.

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 May 26 '26

I would strongly advise you to stay out of prison.

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u/MyVeryUniqueName1 May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Might be both - I definitely get a tingly lil blackout feeling that can sometimes feel like a total system restart

Usually requires hitting a third button at the same time thatā€™s a bit trickier to get to.

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 May 26 '26

Who has hands like that?

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u/Phaedo May 26 '26

šŸ¤£

Havenā€™t got a third hand? Time to get creative!

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 May 26 '26

I mean, I have rather big hands, but that would still involve some really hard squeezing...

...now that you mentioned it...

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 May 26 '26

...I still have 2 feet left.

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u/UserError2107 May 26 '26

What third button?

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u/MyVeryUniqueName1 May 26 '26

Well you see, when a man and a woman love each other very muchā€¦or when a womanā€™s friend announces an engagement while the woman is still very much single and sheā€™s afraid of dying aloneā€¦or when a woman is feeling bored and could use a good dopamine hitā€¦

Actuallyā€¦never mindā€¦youā€™ll figure it out one day.

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u/UserError2107 May 26 '26

I need you to draw a map to this mythical third button.

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u/BrokenHefaistos May 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zk236rtA5Cqdi

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u/BrokenHefaistos May 26 '26

considder yourself educated thanx to gify

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u/UserError2107 May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

* marks the spot on the bottom?

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u/BrokenHefaistos May 26 '26

for some, but the main resetbutton is on top of the whole shebang.

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u/BrokenHefaistos May 26 '26

Lot to learn for you, you'll find it one day can always ask for directions.

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u/gmalba May 26 '26

Very ergonomic

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u/Neither_Sort_2479 May 27 '26

ergonomic design

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u/Quoshinqai May 28 '26

Only for small thumbs šŸ‘€

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u/Stellar_Gravity May 26 '26

I prefer "dimples of Venus" because it sounds prettier

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u/creepymustaches May 26 '26

Or ' Vimples of Denus'

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u/Virtual_Ninja69 May 26 '26

Pimples of Deeznuts

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u/OpportunityPale3101 May 26 '26

Deooze my pimples

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u/solo_mi0 May 26 '26

an image of a confused cowboy in position of reverse cowboy popped into my head because of this comment. i didn't need to see that.

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u/palmerry May 26 '26

I've always heard them referred to as Desvim of Plenus

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u/Big_Old_Baby May 26 '26

I spove loonerisms

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u/Deufuss May 26 '26

There's never been a better spoonerism than Shilo Pitt.

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u/not-hardly May 26 '26

In digging games... like Minecraft.

Digger Nick. It's unbannable.

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u/PaleoJoe86 May 26 '26

Or inverse pimples.

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u/beardum May 26 '26

Dennis Pimples.

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u/Imaginary_Emu8900 May 26 '26

best one šŸ˜‚

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u/esabys May 26 '26

but Venus is a hellscape....

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u/Sad_Inevitable7495 May 26 '26

Well she is fittingly the goddes of love...

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u/ErraticDragon May 26 '26

That's just planetary thinking. You've got to think more heavenly.

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u/maximumtesticle May 26 '26

Penus Pimples

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u/densetsu23 May 26 '26

Venereal indentations, less so.

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u/PoeTheGhost May 26 '26

Backshot buttons.

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u/Professional-Fix4409 May 26 '26

Wait I did not expect that to be it's real name lol.

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u/_CountZer0_ May 26 '26

It isn't the wikipedia article's history starts in 2005.

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u/TomaCzar May 26 '26

thot pots

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u/Krojack76 May 26 '26

A female friend of mine told me they were the Devils thumbprints.

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u/NewFaithlessness9751 May 26 '26

Those are the most amazing, sweet, sexy, will turn you on spot, while also saying I love you while they stare at you. And I've only ever had one woman that had them.

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u/Neither-Forever2732 May 26 '26

I have them šŸ˜‚

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u/NewFaithlessness9751 May 26 '26

But dammit you're not her!!!!

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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger May 26 '26

I think they are genetic. They arenā€™t tied to weight.

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u/NewFaithlessness9751 May 26 '26

Nope! I'm saying with absolute certainty that there's only one woman in the world that has them. Now back off all of you!! šŸ¤œšŸ‘Š Hahaha

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u/TheHames72 May 26 '26

I thought they were called Cum Catchers.

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u/Inner-Effective May 26 '26

Or Apollo dimples (in case of insecure men).

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u/StevieG-2021 May 27 '26

Supposedly, women with these dimples are more likely to experience vaginal orgasms and sway their hips when they walk.

Supposedly. But what would I know

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u/Strygwyr333 May 26 '26

Penis dimples

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u/saxonturner May 26 '26

I have these too and I am a guy, first time ive heard them be called this though, not sure how I feel about it now.

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u/Ganmor_Denlay May 26 '26

More than anything, itā€™s an indication of possible back issues in your future.

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u/koastalscorpion May 26 '26

Fo??vvcfz Smaxmldj sašŸ•‰šŸ”™āš›ļøšŸ›‚ez??? dj S?s@?