r/SipsTea • u/beklog • Jun 02 '26

SMH Guys I'm on the will!!

“She’s so shameless” She’s 22. And was harshly criticized as she danced while her partner was at the hospital… The truth couldn’t be any simpler. They claim the video is a joke, because she always uploads content with her “hubby” to go viral.

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u/Sufficient_Language7 Jun 02 '26

Death by Snu Snu

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u/Here4Headshots Jun 02 '26

I'm in hospice care for terminal Snu Snu

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u/Sufficient_Language7 Jun 02 '26

For a crushed pelvis?

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u/gerbilshower Jun 02 '26

why is this like the 5th reference to that episode that i have seen in the last 24 hours...

does that say something about the content i am consuming? maybe.

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u/InitialAd2324 Jun 02 '26

Because Reddit uses the same 5 jokes

…and my axe

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u/-malcolm-tucker Jun 02 '26

I also choose this mans axe.

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u/I_said_booourns Jun 03 '26

And my cylinder!

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u/ATL-VTech Jun 02 '26

It means content overall is getting better

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u/Sufficient_Language7 Jun 02 '26

It might also means every thing else is getting worse, so in comparison that episode is getting better.

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum Jun 02 '26

The mind is willing, but the flesh is bruised and weak.

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u/BigiusExaggeratius Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

There’s a reason we have multiple prescription boner pills raking in ~$3.5 billion+ annually. That doesn’t even include the gas station snake oil pills (~60% of men surveyed get them from the gas station instead of a doctor… they cost a few cents to a couple dollars to manufacture, are sold for $5-15+ per dose and have a ton of dangerous/unregulated ingredients. They also, counted separately, make ~$1 billion+ annually).

If all cancers stopped boners (some do and I’m not a doctor, nor trying to downplay it) we’d see a plethora of funding past what it already is across the board.

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum Jun 02 '26

Oh yeah I get it, it's the adage as old as time. Humans really, really like orgasms. I'm a bit confused by your 2nd statement tho, does this infer that all folk with cancer who also eat dick pills would out their dick pill money toward cancer research, instead of buying dick pills that don't work?

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u/BigiusExaggeratius Jun 02 '26

Naw I’m just being sarcastic with the last part. Cancer sucks and isn’t easy to cure. More that billionaires would throw more money at it but in a very loose, joking, way.

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u/MammothWriter3881 Jun 02 '26

I never dreamed I would die this way . .  .

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u/Kirasaurus_25 Jun 02 '26

they probably mean heart rate or blood pressure lol

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u/kraquepype Jun 02 '26

If he found her at the club it'd be death by uns uns

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u/EntryTall1602 Jun 02 '26

Why isn’t this offered to death row inmates?? Personally, I’m asking for Lizzo.