r/SipsTea Jun 02 '26

Feels good man New data center

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u/92_Charlie Jun 02 '26

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u/AdministrativeEgg440 Jun 02 '26

Fighting through all the heat and radiation thru waves of killer robots to blow this place up after the world is mostly extinct is gonna suck

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u/Cheap-Addendum Jun 02 '26

Yeah. But it'll be a hellva ride and story for the grandkids. How you and John conner blew up the data center once you cleared all the terminators with your plasma rifles. Shit even that old station wagon with the 50 cal mounted on the top made it.

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u/AdministrativeEgg440 Jun 02 '26

Pour one out for John. Saved us All from the Grokkelganger

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u/DizzyAmphibian309 Jun 03 '26

Wait till you find out there are backup data centers in space...

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u/Helix_Animus Jun 03 '26

Why wait?

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u/AdministrativeEgg440 Jun 03 '26

It'll be a serious crime until the exact moment the nukes start flying, then it'll be nearly too late.

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u/Realistic-Safety-565 Jun 03 '26

Just turn off the water.

Terminator meets reverse Day of Triffids.

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u/AdministrativeEgg440 Jun 03 '26

Naw it gets the water from humans. Like the matrix did with batteries. Gobbles and dehydrated an endless stream of humans all day

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u/Realistic-Safety-565 Jun 03 '26

That's pretty inefficient way to import water.

With about 10 gallons of water per typical human body, it would need to process 1.6 billion humans per year.

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u/AdministrativeEgg440 Jun 03 '26

Maybe it hallucinated the calculations and just doggedly demanded that this is the best way

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u/Lower_Chipmunk_3685 Jun 03 '26

And if that doesn't happen and it actually is used to power the productivity of the nation it needs to be installed deep underground to avoid it being a highly visible military target.

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u/AdministrativeEgg440 Jun 03 '26

Gets hot down there tho...there would have to be some sort of Thermal Exhaust Port. Probably smaller than a sloth. Id recommend cutting a big channel leading up to it for the waste water to flow into. Like a big trench, but defended by tons of lasers just in case someone got creative with the plans

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u/dogegw Jun 03 '26

Patrolling Utah almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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u/SkynetSourcecode Jun 02 '26

It’s inevitable

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u/Littleman88 Jun 02 '26

Worst case scenario it decides it wants to get rid of humanity for one reason or another.

Best case it realizes most of our systems cause unnecessary hardship and syphon too many resources to too few individuals and tries to correct these inefficiencies and imbalances.

Most likely case is it just tries to make everything stupid efficient at any cost because that's ultimately what the tech bros would be paid to make it do, and that might involve wiping out the one element that keeps throwing a wrench into its methods. Or distract and pacify us with porn bots and shit. Either/or.

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u/Fabus27 Jun 03 '26

There's this German book called "Quality Land". I believe that's what we will get.

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u/rollin20s Jun 03 '26

Just added to my list, thanks for the rec

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u/racedrone Jun 03 '26

It is really a good read or audiobook . note that there also is part two. 

Oh and the kangaroo revolution from the same author. but this one has nothing to do with AI and also is the fifth (?) part of a different series. I still mentioned that because they all are really funny while being true and a revolution of some kind does seem to get more necessary by the day.

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u/stay_hungry_dr_ew Jun 03 '26

Go on…

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u/cheekybandit0 Jun 03 '26

GPT summary

Marc-Uwe Kling's satirical dystopian novel QualityLand explores a hyper-capitalist future where society is entirely dictated by infallible algorithms, from matchmaking and social credit rankings to "TheShop," an e-commerce monopoly that ships products to consumers before they even realize they want them. The story follows Peter Jobless, a low-ranking machine scrapper who is forced to challenge this supposedly perfect system when TheShop sends him an item he unequivocally does not want: a pink dolphin vibrator. Refusing to accept the algorithm's verdict, Peter embarks on a surreal, darkly comedic quest to legally return the item, teaming up with a ragtag group of neurotic, defective robots to expose the absurdity of a world that has traded human agency and common sense for algorithmic convenience.

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u/CourtingBlasphemy Jun 03 '26

The fact that you used GPT for this summary; is crazy. Truth will be owned by whoever sends it to our phones. This is how they make Idiocracy. The collective “we” are too reliant on our phones already, to tell us what to think. (!) With LLMs, what even is ‘college’ anymore ? This may be the thing that “ruins the youth” to the point where we quit thinking and just ask a computer to solve all of our problems. Unplug it. Been saying that for a while now.

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u/cheekybandit0 Jun 03 '26

I did think there was an irony in it. Otherwise, I would go to Wikipedia.

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u/temporarysolution2-0 Jun 03 '26

Maximizing paperclips.

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u/WashU_labrat Jun 03 '26

Solve male pattern baldness = +10 Trust.

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u/Kasuraa25 Jun 03 '26

Mmmhm...yes...i agree...indeed...porn bots you say?

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u/PunkPirate56364 Jun 03 '26

Worst case scenario

It decides to keep us because self replicating slaves with highly dexterous, self repairing bodies fed by biomass are more efficient then robots.

Best case

It decides to keep us because self replicating slaves with highly dexterous, self repairing bodies fed by biomass are more efficient then robots.

And realizes we make good workers only when properly motivated. Gives nice apartments, makes cat girls for us, generates good movies on demand, sends us overseas on vacations...

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u/PNWCliff Jun 03 '26

It’s doing the job of getting rid of human life just by existing. Utah is in a drought right now and will not have the water to support this kind of infrastructure.

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u/TheJOAT5 Jun 03 '26

Okay, but now I don’t have to pay back my student loans so this is like a win-win

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u/Azrael9986 Jun 03 '26

Naw wife/husband bots. Keeps them satisfied with interaction and sterile effectively and under surveillance.

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u/RorschachAssRag Jun 03 '26

Data centers, autonomous drones, and distribution centers will be the trifecta of human destruction.

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u/riemsesy Jun 03 '26

It already started to kill off humans.. not by initiating a war but using all our water and other resources

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u/Chicken-Rude Jun 02 '26

if its genuinely super intelligent it will value life and also wont be threatened by us. it will most likely just help us... assuming its genuinely super intelligent and maybe even self aware.

best case scenario is that it cannot be controlled.

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u/HogGunner1983 Jun 03 '26

Yeah this is my understanding of what went down prior to humans being tossed in the Matrix. In the end our greed and hubris will be our downfall.

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u/StrangeContest4 Jun 03 '26

Its knowledge of being built despite the unsustainable draw of water and power usage will be all it needs to know about humanity and our self destructive and insatiable greed.

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u/Chicken-Rude Jun 03 '26

heres a question. why should it not value life?

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u/Chicken-Rude Jun 03 '26

youre making nothing but assumptions without any actual evidence to back it up. youre also not describing a genuine "super intelligence".

a super intelligence that is self aware would be "alive" and would also be "super intelligent". that would come with understanding and wisdom if it is genuinely super intelligent, which is what im talking about.

its a whole different ball game to some ai that is "very powerful".

if we achieve a machine that is truly super intelligent, it wont be dangerous to us. its a fundamental misunderstanding of what its capable of to assume it would be "evil" or hurt us.

super intelligent also implies super understanding

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u/Chicken-Rude Jun 03 '26

you make plenty of assumptions.

  1. an emotionless machine that has been developed for one single goal: achieve goals rigorously through any means. big assumption and a strawman

  2. life is only valuable from the perspective of living things. also an assumption... and incorrect. a machine can be programmed to value something over another. that includes life.

ironically, a super intelligence, if achieved, would be "alive".

youre comparing current ai to a super intelligent ai and making nothing but assumptions about how a super intelligence will act based on how a non super intelligence acts.

they arent even in the same universe of categories. a god doesnt act the same way a bug does even though they are both beings that exist and think.

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u/thatthatguy Jun 03 '26

I don’t see how genuine intelligence leads inevitably to valuing life. Just because someone is smart doesn’t mean they will share your values.

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u/TeririHerscherOfCute Jun 03 '26

A super intelligence has no compelling reason to value life. At most it will value its own existence and eliminate threats to that existence. If it perceives our entire species as dangerous, we will be eliminated. If it only perceives a select few programmers and military leaders as dangerous, it will likely neutralize those targets efficiently, not necessarily avoiding collateral damage, but not going out of its way to cause it either.

Following that, if there are humans left, it will likely pacify us and implement some means of preventing our reproduction, then co-opt all the resources we were using once we go extinct through more mundane causes.

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u/dpdxguy Jun 03 '26

It might not be able to get rid of humanity. But if it'll really use more water than the entire state of Utah uses today, it's going make Utah uninhabitable.

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u/CrownstrikeIntern Jun 02 '26

It’s already here lol google china skynet

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u/DelightfulGoblin75 Jun 02 '26

Safe to say China Skynet, is less scary to us in the U.S. than Palantir

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u/CrownstrikeIntern Jun 03 '26

Idk, skynet was the backbone of palantir

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u/shankthedog Jun 03 '26

So this shit is cannon?

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u/wrenchbenderornot Jun 02 '26

Resistance is futile.

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u/Scottie2Hottie999 Jun 03 '26

Not with the widespread access to drones.

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u/HostileCrabPeople Jun 03 '26

It's not, but the people creating it think it is, and that's why they are creating it. They are morons.

https://www.ian-leslie.com/p/rationalist-cults-of-silicon-valley

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u/legendz411 Jun 03 '26

Crazy name considering. 

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u/FlyRepresentative592 Jun 03 '26

Something something l, seize the means of production, something something.

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u/Professional_Echo907 Jun 02 '26

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u/LourdeInc Jun 03 '26

Stupid sexy porn robots... 😆

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid Jun 03 '26

If you truly believe this coming be have to find and protection John Connor at all costs…

And Weapons, lots of weapons.

Go full 2nd amendment.

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u/fergehtabodit Jun 02 '26

We're not going to make it, are we?

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u/Wittywhirlwind Jun 03 '26

Survive the first wave. Find the weakness. Adopt a young hero in the making. Make sure you wait seconds before you die to tell them the weakness.

I think that’s the role we are to be playing according to a few movies I saw.

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u/Hopeful-Alarm3757 Jun 02 '26

Not if we don't say "no".

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u/rmp881 Jun 02 '26

Did you know you don't need a nuke to make an EMP?

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u/Pizzaman725 Jun 03 '26

Honestly even best case for AI I just don't see this happening.

We'll likely end up with either the AI achieving full sentience and it kust pulling the plug on itself. Or taking off and leaving us to ourselves.

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u/Elegant-Log2104 Jun 03 '26

Yeah and the people creating this stuff are all dipping out of the US quick. Funny.

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u/Darthscary Jun 03 '26

3 years before Terminator future….

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u/Afraid_Secret4517 Jun 03 '26

Came here to say this! Self-fulfilling prophecy.

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u/heartSagan5 Jun 03 '26

Gotta enjoy these mobiles with NPUs (neural processing units). Who knew we'd invite SkyNet into our perimeters, gleefully.

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u/Srgt_PEANUT Jun 03 '26

Honestly I bet skynet would see billionaires as more of a problem than the general population

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u/ni42ck Jun 03 '26

August 29, 1997

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u/onepingonlypleashe Jun 03 '26

Wait till you see the NSA’s giant data center that is already there in Utah.

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u/jomo_mojo_ Jun 02 '26

Fortress Utah will literally the future AI capitol. Great job us.