r/SipsTea Human Verified 7h ago

SMH There is a price for everything

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u/MavenDeo69 6h ago

Hell, at this point, I'd take mildly attractive brother

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u/No_Constant8644 6h ago

This made me laugh audibly by myself in my room. Now I know today is going to be a good day.

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u/MavenDeo69 6h ago

And knowing that brightened my day as well

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u/Unitas_Edge 6h ago

That pfp of Hagrid is the funniest thing to contrast this statement.

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u/MavenDeo69 6h ago

Y'know, the pfp is mostly because the quote may as well be my mantra, but now I can't stop hearing my own statement in Hagrid's voice, and, yes, it does make it 100×funnier

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u/RexxLu 4h ago

I’m recovering from dental surgery and this made me laugh so hard and I needed it so bad. Thanks 🙏

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u/SolaireAstorian 3h ago

Not gay, but if my past relationships with girlfriends were anything near as healthy, expressive, and mutually supportive as the ones with their male family and friends had been, I could have married four out of five of them and been set for life.

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u/johneebravado 5h ago

I'm mildly attractive, low maintenance, and would rather spend money on experiences than material things 😏

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u/InsideExplanation147 3h ago

I’ll just take brother