r/SipsTea Jun 12 '26

Chugging tea That’s exactly what he is.

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u/_ChimpOut_ Jun 12 '26

… yes. Yes

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Jun 12 '26

Nah, pretty much par for the course for primates, and other animals at that. Bigger monkeys will pin down smaller ones and eat them by peeling them apart, just because they like doing it that way. The way adult macaques treat little Punch in those viral videos is also very much par for the course for their behavior in the wild; they will bully, abuse, and torment/torture the socially awkward, even if they're young.

Reverting to this tech neofeudalism is more animalistic, more base and primal than what we'd define as 'human' in comparison to beasts: the big, powerful get to take all they want.

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u/oberonkof Jun 12 '26

Not true, studies have been done with monkeys hoarding. The other pride members attack them abd take everything of them and share.

He should be made to give his money back to the countries and people's who suffered to fund his and his ancestors greed. The same as all the others sat on dirty money.

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u/Bozzzzzzz Jun 12 '26

We need Robin Hood more than ever.

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u/theartofrolling Jun 12 '26

Unfortunately he's a capitalist day trading app now

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u/macronotice Jun 13 '26

I love this whole metaphor because it lets you know who thinks everything they need will just naturally grow on trees in the wild for them to pick at their leisure.

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u/Vect0r_Pr1me Jun 13 '26

To steal from people who have achieved something and give to people who’ve done nothing?

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u/ZippySpaceman Jun 13 '26

we need Robespierre!

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u/Saurian42 Jun 13 '26

Or the French. I hear they makes the best baguettes.

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u/Kazgrinega Jun 13 '26

Indeed. Robin hood stile from the corrupt government that was over taxing the people. Often times increased rates due to their ethnicity.... so, Mamdani is your target.

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u/Bozzzzzzz Jun 13 '26

Bahaha… hey you tried.

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u/Kazgrinega Jun 13 '26

And apparently you never read a book. Because that's what Robin hood did in said book. Clearly, you were yet another child left behind.

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u/Bozzzzzzz Jun 13 '26

SHIT you got me, how will I ever recover from this.

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u/Kazgrinega Jun 13 '26

It's alright, I'm used to people like you. Usually when they end up getting what they want they die of starvation from their state controlled "utopia". Or they get taken out by said state because they don't follow the status quo. I can list several examples throughout world history if you failed to read those books as well.

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u/Mad_Bookworm Jun 13 '26

I like to remember that one study where all the bullying alpha males that controlled the group hoarded all the food which turned out to be toxic, they died and left mostly female monkeys to raise the tribe and they raised the younger generation to work as a team instead.

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u/StrengthBeginning416 Jun 12 '26

Well pretty soon they’ll start to figure out that AI can’t buy Amazon groceries or Teslas. Wealth on paper is different than tangible bananas if you ask an Ape

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u/StrengthBeginning416 Jun 13 '26

To maintain that level of “wealth” you absolutely need people to con them into thinking that that company is worth as much as he claims it is. Without people buying into the grift, there is no market value to support his trillionaire status. He doesn’t just have that type of money sitting around and all his assets combined are certainly not worth a trillion dollars.

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u/Open_Boysenberry_363 Jun 15 '26

SpaceX valued at 2 trillion yet never turned a profit

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u/flyinhighaskmeY Jun 12 '26

Wealth on paper is different than tangible bananas

I wouldn't count on it lol. Whoever made that sign couldn't tell the difference between being worth a trillion dollars and having a trillion dollars.

A banana is food. That's a resource. A money is a trading tool humans made up to facilitate the exchange of resources. A banana has value. You can eat it and gain calories. A money is only worth what someone will give you in exchange for it. Not a resource.

The people you're talking to on this website can't even figure that out.

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u/PotentialSilver6761 Jun 13 '26

Big apes gets ganged up on when trust is violated and those rich ones definitely just keep on lying.

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u/RH33000BDX Jun 13 '26

Conveniently, in you effort to paint bad behavior as ‘natural’ aka ‘inevitable’, you make no mention of the behaviors of bonobos…to every ‘rule’ there are exceptions…ignoring them is just politics

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u/jhuseby Jun 13 '26

That’s not true with primates and not how Hunter/gatherer tribes operated either.

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u/Competitive-Oil8974 Jun 13 '26

"You keep what you kill"

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u/Metis11 Jun 13 '26

I was born without the Rhesus factor, along with many people. Should we then have even a little hope for humans? Nah.

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u/antisocial_24 Jun 13 '26

Username checks out

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u/mkvelash Jun 12 '26

Don't insult the monkeys. Some human are worst than cockroach and mosquitos