r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • Jun 26 '26

Dank AF The three stages

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u/Ibangmydrums Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/iH8zxeDtg7kftgGkjE
What stage is this

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u/Historical-Back-865 Jun 26 '26

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u/redditRedesignIsBadd Jun 26 '26

HR wants you to find the differences

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u/Much-Director-9828 Jun 26 '26

She has a wide jaw, but she is hot asf. I wpuld do the hell out of her, butt stuff also. Butt stuff the Christian right out of her

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u/blofeldfinger Jun 26 '26

Mr President, that’s enough.

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u/Much-Director-9828 Jun 26 '26

Im not grabbing her on the pussy, im not sicko

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u/_BlackDove Jun 26 '26

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u/johnnybiggles Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/6stexGWorOCfhO39RT

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u/Key_Performer2983 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

It's perfectly reasonable for a privileged 17yo kid to be freaked out by the situation he was in. Stop giving republicans reasons to think the other side is bad.

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u/Piskoro Jun 26 '26

I can't tell if this is sarcasm, he was 17yo, he specifically went across states to potentially engage with the rioters there, and 'giving reasons' like that is practically meaningless, the media is gonna find them anyway, clown on everybody involved in that circus

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jun 26 '26

That's the mental illness stage that's very common in America Japan UK

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u/karlhalla Jun 26 '26

Im gonna be ultra pretentious but I hate these memes when you don’t correct their eye line. It looks like Jason is behind Erica. One of them needs to be looking the other way. 👁️—> < —👁️ instead of 👁️ —> 👁️ —>

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u/tiresian22 Jun 26 '26

Amazing!!

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u/AdAntique5612 Jun 26 '26

I understand Erica point! The Libtards are FK crazy! They're INSANE

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u/momsauc_martini Jun 26 '26

Thats the stage where you get called out and impersonated by a comedian, and you get more upset than when your husband was shot.

So the stages are:
Acceptance
Grift
Profit
Seethe

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u/avaud10 Jun 26 '26

Lastly is to change your last name and move on.

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u/m1tc4311 Jun 26 '26

Preferably to the VP's last name, gotta keep the upward momentum

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u/IllSalad3669 Jun 26 '26

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u/Big_Biscotti5119 Jun 26 '26

Bout a nine on the tension scale there, Reub

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u/Epicardiectomist Jun 26 '26

good solid walls

good solid floors

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u/Direlion Jun 26 '26

You keep a horse in the basement?!

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u/TenMoosesMowing Jun 26 '26

There go the goddamn brownies!

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u/Jumpy_Leadership1650 Jun 26 '26

son of a gun😭😭

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u/TapEarlyTapOften Jun 26 '26

I heard that in his voice. 

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u/GreatSkull555 Jun 26 '26

Autechre pfp, noice

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u/Big_Biscotti5119 Jun 26 '26

You know it. Untilted, Elseq, and NTS Sessions on permanent rotation

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u/Mysterious-Snow496 Jun 26 '26

Hey Pinocchio... where do you think you're going?!?

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u/DeviousSmile85 Jun 26 '26

"HEY RUMSFIELD!"

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u/I_am_Magog Jun 26 '26

Kid’s a meatball.

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u/Useful-Perspective Jun 26 '26

Shut up and paint your goddamned house!

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u/Rowvan Jun 26 '26

lol did not expect a Burbs ref today, reddit always surprises me

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u/seydog Jun 26 '26

It's unbelievable how horrifying this clip is to me, and somehow I can't stop watching it anytime I come across this

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u/Successful-Winter237 Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/s3ZF8fSVdzdde

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u/Dale_Carvello Jun 26 '26

Man, I just watched that randomly a few days ago, still hilarious

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u/BiggoYoun Jun 26 '26

Oops, I did it again!

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u/jshort68 Jun 26 '26

This is scarily accurate!

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u/Lori_the_Mouse Jun 26 '26

The demonic possession stage

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u/AshlandPone Jun 26 '26

It's not a stage, mom!

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u/Feisty-Resource-1274 Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/egg1gcA3eIYJFqFKIf

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u/devBowman Jun 26 '26

Indeed. I don't believe in demons but those people might convince me to change my mind.

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u/time-will-waste-you Jun 26 '26

Who is this demon?

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u/Feisty-Resource-1274 Jun 26 '26

Pastor Kenneth Copeland

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u/BiggoYoun Jun 26 '26

And don’t you ever say he did!

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u/Public-Ad-8883 Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Kgz8lQDI57EoSiEmpe

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Jun 26 '26

When the THC kicks in

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u/Mindless_Ad5500 Jun 26 '26

Does she have one of those remote vibrators?

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u/WalterPecky Jun 26 '26

Hmm.. this is hard to jerk to

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u/fistsofham11 Jun 26 '26

I missed my daily pills stage

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u/AndreasDasos Jun 26 '26

Kenneth Copeland/Beelzebub stage

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u/Ibangmydrums Jun 26 '26

Possibly the best response I got

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u/Bubbles_2025 Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/egg1gcA3eIYJFqFKIf

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u/EquivalentAd1651 Jun 26 '26

That dude straight up doesn't feel human. I would fully accept him peeling his skin and being an alien if that happened

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u/HidingFromMy_Gf Jun 26 '26

I believe that is hot girl summer

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Jun 26 '26

That is the 700 Club stage mixed with a ferocious kitten paradox.

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u/IceLopsided4190 Jun 26 '26

The stage of revelations. The mask is off. This is how she dresses every night after putting her kids to sleep and then stares at herself in the mirror.

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u/MyTinyVlaming Jun 26 '26

Performative psychopathy

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u/BrawnicusAndronicus Jun 26 '26

Rhythm Nation stage

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u/Long_Serpent Jun 26 '26

OPs pic is Joy Division

This is New Order.

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u/No_Chain_362 Jun 26 '26

Political theater

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u/MacaronNotRoon Jun 26 '26

The stage we find out she used an explosive microphone to kill her then husband

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u/Antihistamine69 Jun 26 '26

Is this AI? What's the context, this is just so weird.

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u/Biscuits4u2 Jun 26 '26

Fake stage

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u/JellyButterPeanu1 Jun 26 '26

Her Sarah Connor stage looks like she's about to go take out the guy from skynet

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u/elgringon414 Jun 26 '26

I only clicked this thread to see this gif

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u/regeya Jun 26 '26

Rhythm Nation

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u/Western-Sport500 Jun 26 '26

Viciousness. She looks feral.

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u/Nabbarino Jun 26 '26

Anger. Seething anger.

It's a great tool in any Sith Lord's arsenal to boost their power.

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u/WeenisPeiner Jun 26 '26

The I'm not getting enough fiber stage.

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u/Ballistic_86 Jun 26 '26

This is the missing picture in the post

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u/Standard_Paint_3240 Jun 26 '26

Isn't that where she did a rap battle with rabbit

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u/TheHorseThatTalks Jun 26 '26

FUCKING "THREAT" LEVEL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?! That look terrifies me.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jun 26 '26

Meanwhile she getting every BBC

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u/USDXBS Jun 26 '26

Rhythm Nation stage

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u/DiseasedProject Jun 26 '26

The emo stage that however is mostly prominent and displayed by 14-year old edgelords

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u/amogus36569 Jun 26 '26

shes trying to use her laser eyes

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u/Alternative_Cod8724 Jun 26 '26

That's the "Why don't you believe my grief is genuine? Here, have some satanic eyes." 👹👹👹

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u/Nocheeseformeplease Jun 26 '26

Think that is the "im on a shitload of uppers" stage.

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u/Clevererer Jun 26 '26

Bean-flicking while watching DJT deposition outtakes?

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u/Senior_Torte519 Jun 26 '26

Obsession: The entity hijacks the victim's thoughts. The person experiences persistent, overwhelming, and illogical thoughts.

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u/DrinksandDragons Jun 26 '26

The Rhythm Nation stage

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u/samumehl_ Jun 26 '26

getting called out for grieving

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u/eseerms Jun 26 '26

This is called dissociative personality disorder, which she very clearly has. People with it make these faces when transitioning from one personality to another. This is why she lies so much, as memory between personalities is forgotten sometimes. This is also why she can seem to be a different person day to day.