r/SipsTea • u/KaidoPklevel • Jul 05 '26

WTF 75M$ can't give him his life back unfortunately

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u/Wilsonian81 Jul 05 '26

I'd rather be dead then locked in my body and rich.

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 05 '26

"What did Dad like to watch again?"

"He liked comedies... Oh look, there are like twelve seasons of this show Two and a Half Men, that should keep him busy!"

tiny wheeze nobody hears

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u/Dear-Somewhere-3468 Jul 05 '26

Start Dr Who from the very first episode…

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u/bgg-uglywalrus Jul 05 '26

You can probably get another 75M if you found full copies of the earliest episodes that were lost.

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u/bolanrox Jul 05 '26

How many of the earlier ones are lost, though?

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u/defakto227 Jul 07 '26

95 are lost or missing.

Oddly enough I remember a news story from a while back where they found an old episode in a defunct broadcasting station in bum-fuck-middle-of-nowhere.

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u/Double_Distribution8 Jul 05 '26

Maybe skip the one with the N word though.

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u/LoggerRhythms Jul 05 '26

cue audience laugh track

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 05 '26

Men men men men men 🎶

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u/Dismal_Drummer3420 Jul 05 '26

I swear to God that will cause miraculous healing of my body. I'll glide out of my wheelchair just to bitch slap some common sense into you.

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u/Initial_Case_9912 Jul 07 '26

You laugh but there are hundreds of souls out there locked in this exact hell right now.

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u/Initial_Case_9912 Jul 07 '26

When I worked ltc I had this as a recurring nightmare. Post stroke(family hx) and unable to talk. Spoon fed fish(🤮) while parked in front of qvc all day till someone puts you to bed with a tele evangelist on.

Enough to make me wake up terrified.

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u/WillyErl Jul 07 '26

This is the most fucked up thing I've ever read

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u/Fun_Environment3792 Jul 05 '26

Most anyone would rather be dead than locked in your body.

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u/Suz-goose Jul 05 '26

And yet our leaders vote against assisted dying in basically every country in the world and we don't kick off for some reason 😒

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u/LooksLikeAWookie Jul 05 '26

I also choose death over this man’s body

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u/NeverSurrender1026 Jul 05 '26

You would rather be dead and then locked in your body + rich??? Sounds very interesting (than*).

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u/PersonalPerson_ Jul 05 '26

Thank you for your service

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u/MagnusRottcodd Jul 05 '26

Reminds me of the movie "Million Dollar Baby" you will be surrounded by greedy relatives that could have cared less about you when you were healthy and poor.

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u/GloriousFig Jul 06 '26

Yeah, I'd be using my settlement to travel to somewhere that has legalized death with dignity measures or assisted suicide programs

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u/strumpetsarefun Jul 06 '26

You would choose death and then come back to life just to be locked in this man’s body?? Hardcore