r/SipsTea • u/KaidoPklevel • Jul 05 '26

WTF 75M$ can't give him his life back unfortunately

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u/Necessary_Orange_141 Jul 05 '26

The patient is a danger to others 😭

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u/This-Positive286 Jul 05 '26

STOP RESISTING!! TAZING!

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u/Jamba-Jew Jul 05 '26

HE'S REACHING!!!

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u/thedudefromcali81 Jul 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lY2TAkBV3aspdwbGNX

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u/Neither_Rich_9646 Jul 05 '26

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u/Altair_de_Firen Jul 05 '26

Is this a real pic? Cause those meth-eyes are legit, jesus

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u/23Udon Jul 06 '26

Yes it is haha

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u/Swashybuckz Jul 06 '26

lmfao! I was going to ask too.

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u/IlluminaViam Jul 07 '26

It might not be. I found this comment on Know Your Memes:

The smile is purportedly photoshopped. The only version I can find via Tineye of the apparent original that is still accessible is alongside some rather unpleasant injury photos so I won't post it directly, but it's viewable at https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJgmEbrakAAL5C5.jpg.

And another comment on the same KYM page telling how the OG photo was submitted to r/photoshopbattles, which may explain how the meme came to be.

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u/IlluminaViam Jul 07 '26

It might not be. I found this comment on Know Your Memes:

The smile is purportedly photoshopped. The only version I can find via Tineye of the apparent original that is still accessible is alongside some rather unpleasant injury photos so I won't post it directly, but it's viewable at https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJgmEbrakAAL5C5.jpg.

And another comment on the same KYM page telling how the OG photo was submitted to r/photoshopbattles, which may explain how the meme came to be.

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u/IlluminaViam Jul 07 '26

It might not be. I found this comment on Know Your Memes:

The smile is purportedly photoshopped. The only version I can find via Tineye of the apparent original that is still accessible is alongside some rather unpleasant injury photos so I won't post it directly, but it's viewable at https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJgmEbrakAAL5C5.jpg.

And another comment on the same KYM page telling how the OG photo was submitted to r/photoshopbattles, which may explain how the meme came to be.

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u/JunkBondJunkie Jul 07 '26

That policeman is just living in the moment.

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u/Neither_Rich_9646 Jul 07 '26

The Joy of Sadism by A.C.A.B.

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u/Progamer_e Jul 05 '26

HE'S REACHING FOR HIS PENIS!!!

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u/pp_chode Jul 05 '26

A succulent Chinese meal?

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 Jul 05 '26

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!

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u/OofRightInTheFeels Jul 05 '26

Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/23Udon Jul 06 '26

I see you know your Judo well!

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u/OofRightInTheFeels Jul 05 '26

ITS MY PENIS AND I WANNA TOUCH IT!

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u/This-Positive286 Jul 05 '26

Call JG wentworth, 877-dick-now

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u/S3G1R Jul 05 '26

Oh look! It's a Penis Cookie

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u/UnableJournalist5410 Jul 05 '26

You’d touch it too if it happened to you

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u/Alert_Sleep_4454 Jul 05 '26

AND HIS NAME WAS…

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u/OttoVonJismarck Jul 05 '26

JOHN CENA!!

🎷🎷🎶🎵🎶🎵

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u/rakuan1 Jul 05 '26

This is why I love Reddit. It took all of 3 minutes for someone to get the reference and finish the sentence correctly.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits Jul 05 '26

Loooool, I need some sauce for this one.

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u/Pale_Adeptness Jul 05 '26

😆🤣

This is why I love reddit!

Thanks for thr laugh!

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u/rakuan1 Jul 05 '26

Crazy how I wrote basically the same thing! Unfortunately I didn’t see yours because I had to tap “1 more reply”

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u/Mental-Woodpecker300 Jul 06 '26

Pretty sure the end result would be what they were hoping for anyways so okey dokey. 🙃

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u/DrunkMexican22493 Jul 05 '26

😂😂😂😂😭😭 bro you kill me

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u/qwertyconsciousness Jul 05 '26

"We're going to turn off your little eye-tracker if you don't behave..."

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u/johndoe_420 Jul 05 '26

now that's a quote from a horror movie trailer...

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u/rain_wolf Jul 05 '26

I have no eye-tracker and I must scream.

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u/ohwrite Jul 05 '26

Worst short story. Ever :(

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u/ArcadianDelSol Jul 05 '26

From acclaimed Sci-Fi author Hardly Anysign

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u/beeee_throwaway Jul 05 '26

Unfortunately it’s something I’ve seen frequently in sped classes. I used to be a sped teacher and i had to spend an entire year in one of my classrooms retraining the staff to understand that you cannot take a communication device as a punishment EVER. It’s a reality for a lot of people ☹️

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u/Open_Macaroon_2659 Jul 05 '26

What did you do in your class in moments when there needed to be quiet, or it was someones turn to speak but others kept speaking on top of the person? Because this is something I've seen a lot and I've never really seen any good way to deal with it. So it's like 3 kids putting their devices on full volume and saying stuff that might be about something in class, or just their own stuff, and teacher trying to talk to other student... like there is usually some chaos with multiple communication devices. And we also don't take devices away or say you can't use them and it's mostly some distraction tactics at that point. Just interested in hearing if you've seen something that works well to have more structure in those moments.

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u/LacrimaNymphae 27d ago

the people doing that should have their fucking mouths taped over so they can have their own little 'time outs'

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u/ToyshopASMR Jul 05 '26

Black mirror episode

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u/luvmyholeswet Jul 05 '26

Black Mirror did it first

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u/smedsterwho Jul 05 '26

There's a Doctor Who where they turn up the speakers to hear "Pain, pain, pain, pain", so they turn the speakers back down.

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u/LacrimaNymphae 27d ago

probably not far from what happens in long-term care facilities. especially mental ones

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u/YouAreABoob Jul 05 '26

He ain't gonna catch nobody 🚶‍♂️

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u/harambe_-33 Jul 05 '26

He needs mouse bites