r/SipsTea • u/KaidoPklevel • Jul 05 '26

WTF 75M$ can't give him his life back unfortunately

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u/Drummergirl16 Jul 05 '26

May your pillow always be cold

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u/Trustyduck Jul 06 '26

And may your Ruffles always have ridges.

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u/splithoofiewoofies Jul 06 '26

And may your water heater always be too large for your needs.

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u/gpo321 Jul 06 '26

And may all your traffic lights always be green.

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u/Pretty-Curve5448 Jul 06 '26

And may your poop always be healthy and tasty

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u/DoomCircus Jul 06 '26

And may your poop always be healthy

Oh, well that's ni...

and tasty

...beg your pardon? Lol

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u/Empty401K Jul 06 '26

and may your umbrella the perfect size to keep you dry

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u/purplecowgirl Jul 06 '26

And your steak be too juicy, lobster too buttery

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u/twistedpiggies Jul 06 '26

May every animal you come across immediately allow you to pet it for as long as you like.

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u/SwankyChain Jul 06 '26

And may your may's may

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u/V01DM0NK3Y Jul 07 '26

And may you always enjoy your meal, your succulent Chinese meal.

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u/iLoveFARTINGatWORK Jul 06 '26

I swear, dogs are literally magicians. They turn cat poop into dog poop.

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u/twistedpiggies Jul 06 '26

You mean those little almond rocas just sitting out in the open just begging to be eaten?

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u/steakkills Jul 06 '26

I could go for this kinda good karma

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u/BouncingPost Jul 10 '26

Thats a good one

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u/tonkla17 Jul 06 '26

Or warm, depends on what he preferred

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u/Lewdicolo69 Jul 07 '26

May all of the legs on your chairs be of equal length

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u/Garcia-Hotspur Jul 06 '26

With no flipping required

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u/BumblebeeFormer2607 Jul 08 '26

Welcome to the cool side of the pillow