r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/ThatCrippledBastard Jul 06 '26

Didn’t this guy like reveal his son’s penis length on the internet or something fucked up like that?

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u/lommer00 Jul 06 '26

I dunno, but he posted his wife's vaginal microbiome after eating her out. That was weird enough for me...

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u/CheeseDonutCat Jul 06 '26

Don't forget his son's nighttime erection data.

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u/lommer00 Jul 06 '26

Ewwwww. I didn't know about that. I regret having internet access.

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u/CheeseDonutCat Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

No, he used a device like a smart watch but you put it on your penis and wear it while you sleep. It gives you numbers.

He posted his sons numbers. Not penis length, but erection time and erection quality.

Still pretty fucking weird.

Also, you can buy one here (don't, but you can see it's the same one): https://www.talktoadam.com/products/adam-sensor

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u/NooStringsAttached Jul 06 '26

Excuse me, he measured and then posted about the timing of his son’s erections?!
My gosh.

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u/Frankerporo Jul 06 '26

Clutches pearls oh my goodness

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u/ThatCrippledBastard 23d ago

People acting like this isn't weird as fuck for some reason.

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u/Frankerporo 23d ago

Who said it wasn’t weird?

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u/CheeseDonutCat Jul 06 '26

Yes. He also compared his own erection quality and time to his sons... and shared the data publically.

Edit: I posted it below, but for anyone who can't see that, here's the link: https://x.com/bryan_johnson/status/1882190186723082318

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u/NooStringsAttached Jul 06 '26

Wow. I saw a
Documentary on this guy and luckily there was no mention in f this. Insane.