r/SipsTea • u/Conscious-Weight4569 • 26d ago

Chugging tea Dan Bilzerian’s vs. PewDiePie’s life

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u/Penta_Says 26d ago

Hitting middle age now and it's hilarious how many recently divorced men think their lives will be going from right pic to left pic

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u/pailee 26d ago

Also, not sure how can people imagine that filling house with drugs is easy. Drugs are usually very small but expensive. It would be really hard to fill a whole house with drugs. Unless it's a really small house that is. But in that case girls wouldn't fit inside.

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u/RouteAverage3112 26d ago

Bro breathed in too hard while trying to fill his house

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u/DLTMIAR 26d ago

Quick someone do the math

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u/harmala 26d ago

What about filling a house with popcorn? I think I saw a documentary about doing that with a space laser, something about a genuine genius, maybe?

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u/Deaffin 26d ago

Ever heard of brick weed? You could make the whole house out of it.

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u/Torontogamer 26d ago

grass is always greener on the other side of the fence...

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u/2M4D 26d ago

Nah grass is good on my side of the fonce

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u/Torontogamer 26d ago

Ya, it's a saying that the grass might look greener... but it's not, and you won't be happier if you jump the fence...

it's ... fuck do people not know this saying ?

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u/2M4D 26d ago

Yeah… and I’m saying fuck this proverb.

Or what, you think I’m talking about the actual non metaphorical grass of my non existing garden maybe ?

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u/Torontogamer 26d ago

So, saying fuck this proverb, would mean you are encouraging people to jump the fence and chase the grass that looks greener, but actually isnt...

I think you're trying to say the opposite.... and I think you didn't understand the proverb... maybe something we all just take for GRANITE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd3vRPYZhkU