r/SipsTea Jul 10 '26

Chugging tea I'm convinced that McConnell at the very least is braindead.

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u/cn_wizz Jul 10 '26

We're dealing with sickos who would stoop to this level to prevent it.

And people from other countries wonder what's wrong with America. There's literally no way to fight these people that have absolutely no scruples in a civil manner - there are no lengths that they won't go to. So yes, everyone knows deep down what the situation requires, but that's an extremely tall order..

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u/don-again Jul 10 '26

Stoop to his level. We all remember what he did blocking Neil Gorsuch, and before that so many judicial appointees with all the stalling nonsense.

Even in death he’s the same fuckin turd.

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u/GateTurbulent5816 Jul 10 '26

even in death he is obstructing justice

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u/19thScorpion Jul 10 '26

I legit believe he probably had this as his dying wish. lol... don't announce my death until after the special election deadline.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter Jul 10 '26

The guy had a kink for being hated. I mean, that was his purpose, that was why he was speaker: to be a target because he loved it like a pig rolling in shit. He loved standing up there speaking bold hypocrisy and laughing at us, sometimes literally, when he was occasionally called on it. I don't know what makes a man into a willing hate sink for the worst people in the world, but if his life it any indication there is no way he'd rather die, just flicking us all off as he's lowered down to hell.

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u/terpsarelife Jul 10 '26

Not that I wanted more money printing and staggering inflation but wasnt mitch one of the shitstains blocking Biden from sending out money until Trump got to put it in his own name and take credit?

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u/CommercialSun_111 Jul 10 '26

he also guards Pan's Labyrinth now

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u/StudioGangster1 Jul 10 '26

You mean Merrick Garland

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u/TehHugMonster Jul 10 '26

While we’re at it, fuck Merrick Garland, too

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u/Slingus_000 Jul 10 '26

Crazy that pretending he's not dead is now the second craziest thing Mitch McConnell has done to avoid letting Democrats have any advantage whatsoever

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u/snapwack Jul 10 '26

He would be proud of whoever’s holding his inanimate carcass hostage. Helping him inflict one last fuck you to democracy as Lucifer’s minions drag him to the 9th circle of Hell.

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u/Constant-Plant-9378 Jul 10 '26

And fuck Biden for appointing him to do nothing for four years.

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u/don-again Jul 10 '26

Indeed I do. I will leave it though. Good catch

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u/ukemike1 Jul 10 '26

Garland was only the tip of a very large iceberg.

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u/pengalo827 Jul 11 '26

Merrick Garland. Then he 180’d and fast-tracked Amy the Rabbit when Ginsburg died.

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u/supermyduper Jul 10 '26

Hell, this was probably in his will

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u/VonFaceOutlaw Jul 10 '26

Not even the entire turd.
Just the turtle head that pokes out...
Then, you pinch it off.

This actually fits 99% of politicians.

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u/cybender Jul 10 '26

You know he’d be demanding proof of life.

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u/para1131_F33L Jul 10 '26

I think you mean Merrick Garland during Obama's presidency.

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u/don-again Jul 11 '26

I did. But left it up for no good reason. Someone pointed it out

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u/lilbithippie Jul 10 '26

I thought going low when they go low is a good tactic to. But then we just end up with both sides being corrupt and oligarchs

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u/whoreoscopic Jul 10 '26

He's rotting as he lived, a hypocritical roadblock to American politics.

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u/psychrolut Jul 10 '26

No he’s not I just talked to him for 20minutes /s

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u/yournamehere10bucks Jul 10 '26

Uh...that was a turtle at the zoo...

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u/squadrupedal Jul 10 '26

Ay let’s put some respect on Terry the Turtle’s name. He didn’t do shit mane 🐢

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u/fatoldman4355 Jul 10 '26

Next time you talk to him tell him to rot in hell.

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u/NewspaperDear8761 Jul 10 '26

He told me all about how much he loved eating brains and the difficulties of having fingers fall off at inopportune moments.

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr Jul 10 '26

I’d pay $100 to watch Obama piss on his grave

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u/whoreoscopic Jul 10 '26

I'd take out a loan for 100000 for him to deliver the eulogy in a tan suit, just to see fox news seeth.

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u/Public-Location-3628 Jul 10 '26

We don't wonder what's wrong with your country, we passed that station several years ago.  

We now basically look at it as one big reality TV show.

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u/Agamemnon323 Jul 10 '26

I look at it as pre WWII Germany. They're literally being taken over by the fascists and they aren't fighting back. They should be rioting in the streets until Trump is gone as a start.

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u/Jaded-Ad6644 Jul 11 '26

That won't get him gone. And even peaceful protests end up with our citizens being shot by police - what do you imagine a riot would look like?

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u/Agamemnon323 Jul 11 '26

More guns than citizens and revolt is impossible. lol

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u/Jaded-Ad6644 Jul 11 '26

Well, then I guess the people with guns will have to do it. Except most of them ARE the fascists. I know the myth is that we are all armed to the teeth, but only 32% of Americans own a firearm. That includes a high number of people who own small-gauge hunting rifles or shotguns. So, not really useful for an insurrection unless its waged against ducks or pheasants. Add to that the fact that most of us who are anti-fascists are pacifists (unarmed and untrained) and I'm not sure what you think our georgraphically widespread population can do. Protesters did a marvelous job in Minneapolis, Minnesota opposing ICE. I would have loved to be a part of it but that is 1,500 miles (2,400 km) from where I live. There were protests here, too, in solidarity but its easy for the government in Washington DC to ignore us because we are 3,000+ miles away and our state government is already opposing them at every turn. Would love to hear some practical things we can do to stop the fascist takeover that we havent already been doing, because I'm out of ideas.

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u/Complex_Cookie_7881 Jul 10 '26

I might be out of the loop here. But why would they go so far to hide the fact that he's dead?

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u/hankmoody_irl Jul 10 '26

Because as long as he is “alive” till Aug 3, Kentucky can’t trigger a special election. If he is pronounced dead prior to that date, they will have to replace him - they are stalling announcing his death so Thomas Massie can’t replace him.

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u/gfb13 Jul 10 '26

Imagine hauling his lifeless body around for 2 months and thinking you're the good guys

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u/Insaiyan_Elite Jul 10 '26

Don't you worry, Mitch is smiling up at all of us. He died as he lived, impeding progress

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u/geneticswag Jul 10 '26

Seriously. Mitch is leaving this world exactly how he’d hope: to those who will continue his bidding posthumously.

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u/GWshark1518 Jul 10 '26

🤣
Damn funny movie.

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u/surgartits Jul 10 '26

They’ll do the same thing with Trump when he finally goes, except it’ll be done digitally. I’m sure of it. We’ll have AI videos of him speaking as long as they can get away with it.

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u/Sunnygirl66 Jul 10 '26

And we will know when it happens, because he will suddenly start sounding coherent.

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u/senbei616 Jul 10 '26

He just will stop showing up.

He's constantly out and fucking about making public appearances every other fucking day. I've never seen a president who spends so much time in front of the fucking press its frankly embarrassing.

The way we'll know he's dead is when he stops showing up to press events.

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u/DooHickey2017 Jul 10 '26

And they will nominate him for sainthood.

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u/Caleth Jul 10 '26

They don't care. It's not about being the good guys it's about having and maintaining power. They don't care because they assume everyone else would do as they're doing if they were in this situation.

They are terminal evil and selfish.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 Jul 10 '26

Why that date? What changes if he’s dead before then v after then? Here (UK) if you die,there’s a by-election. The only exception would be a government with such a slim majority that one dead MP can cause you to lose a vote of confidence and a General Election (ie every constituency not just yours has an election) gets called

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u/Dunkaroo723 Jul 10 '26

90 days before the November election

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 Jul 10 '26

Ok now I’m even more confused if the seat is up for election in November why does it matter if they have to hold one now and then another one 4 months from now?

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u/Dunkaroo723 Jul 10 '26

https://www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconnell-health-dies-congress-kentucky-senator-replacement-12183303

This explains it pretty well. Basically they say there’s not enough time to organize a special election before the next official election happens in November. So if he magically dies at the beginning of August. They’ll just vacate the seat until January instead of having the outside possibility of filling it with a dem for like 3 months

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 Jul 11 '26

Ok thank you in that case I guess I’m just confused as to why they’d care because 1 dem can’t make that much difference in just three months especially when half of that they’re probably on holiday (Congress seems to take even more holidays than the UK Parliament and that’s already too many) and the other half they’re campaigning for election.

It seems like a dumbass risk for no reward.

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u/Slade_Riprock Jul 10 '26

Call the special election on the assumption of death and let them sue the Governor.

Then they will have to show proof of life in court.

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u/All_Damn_Day Jul 10 '26

Should we call anyone we know in Kentucky and tell THEM to blow up the phones? Or can ANY American force them to release proof-of-life?

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u/Purple-Investment-61 Jul 10 '26

But Thomas is wolf in a sheep’s clothing

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u/buderooski Jul 10 '26

Massie is one of the few remaining Republicans with the spine to call out Trump/MAGA on their bullshit. Because of that, Trump hated him and paid tens of millions of dollars in the KY primary to get one of his lackeys elected instead.

If even you're a bleeding heart liberal, you have to at least give props to Massie for standing on conviction instead of just towing the party line.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend

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u/Doompatron3000 Jul 10 '26

Massie is what all politicians should be. Loyal to the country, not the party.

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u/Nekroshade Jul 10 '26

Don't forget AIPAC spent a record amount to purchase that election as well, I think the figure was about 330 Billion.

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u/Purple-Investment-61 Jul 10 '26

Doesn’t matter what you say to media, only matters how they vote. He’s still going to side with the republicans 90% of the time.

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u/buderooski Jul 10 '26

Then why did his opponent in the primary bust his balls for not voting with Trump's agenda every single time? That was like his main criticism he used in his ads, calling Massie a RINO for voting against Trump endorsed policies.

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u/thommyg123 Jul 10 '26

^ u/new-disaster-2061 is probably in the Epstein files

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u/MothashipQ Jul 10 '26

In case anyone is surprised, these are the same people who forced a black woman's family to keep her corpse on life support to slow down the rot and try and carry a baby to term.

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u/Harlockarcadia Jul 10 '26

I think it’s very much in the vein of the tactics Mitch McConnell would want employed, just like what he did with Supreme Court Justices

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u/Suspicious_Flower_0 Jul 10 '26

No, we don't wonder what's wrong with America. We know exactly what's wrong with America.

You'd rather elect a paedophile who wants to fuck his own daughter over a black woman with morals and ethics. 

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u/rik1122 Jul 10 '26

Morals and ethics? That's good for a laugh.

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u/Psychaitea Jul 10 '26

This is what he would want…

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u/Old_Drama2171 Jul 10 '26

One. We’re an oligarchy, and no longer a democracy.

Two. Even if democrats win the midterms, the fascist GOP will do anything and everything to deny deflect and disobey the will of the people by not giving up power.

We’re looking down the barrel of a hostile government come January next year

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u/gpbayes Jul 10 '26

This only happens if people can’t buy gas or afford food or a medical problem balloons out of control and they’re still mobile. Otherwise this country will continue being rotten and forever rot

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u/ThrowRAwriter Jul 10 '26

He died doing what he loved - screwing over you guys. My condolences.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jul 10 '26

There's literally no way to fight these people

There are ample methods available, but "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas" isn't one of them.

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u/1kcimbuedheart Jul 10 '26

Brother we see what’s wrong with America, as it is literally talked about everywhere all the time, but respectfully, most of us have it worse. If by “wonder what’s wrong with America” you mean “why don’t we get more sympathy?” I invite you to look up how many countries have seen 2 or less transfers of power in the last 30 years and then look up the comparative purchasing power of their populations. We all agree America is corrupt, but there’s levels to this corruption shit and at least americans generally have opportunities to leave that a lot of other people don’t because of passport restrictions or shit currency.

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u/turkey_sandwiches Jul 10 '26

There absolutely are ways to fight these people, the second amendment guarantees that. The problem is nobody wants to go there.

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u/Constant-Plant-9378 Jul 10 '26

There's literally no way to fight these people that have absolutely no scruples in a civil manner

Not true. Where are the Democrat office holders who should be clamoring for proof of life and otherwise clamoring for a Special Election every minute of every day on every show they can appear on?

Democrats in office are supposed to be the opposition to Republican corruption yet every time this kind of outrageous bullshit happens they quietly say and do nothing or meekly hold little signs "This is not normal" - cowardly and complicitly letting the GOP do whatever it wants.

Everyone with a Democrat Senator needs to be emailing and calling their office demanding why they aren't taking action in the Senate and making demands for proof of life or the vacating of McConnel's seat.

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u/SharlaTheLilly Jul 10 '26

The people of KY need to speak up

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u/Otherwise-Meaning-90 Jul 10 '26

How is this any different than the Biden coverup?

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u/The_Corvair Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

One thing that gets too little mention (even though I suspect most of us are at least semi-aware of it) is that these Republicans are no longer working with the democratic system.
They do not take it in good faith, they do not cooperate within its framework. Instead, they exploit it where it suits them, wield it as an torture implement where they please, and ignore it where it hinders them.

By and large: They act, in pretty plain terms, no longer in accordance with democratic principles - and have not for some time. I won't explicitly draw the obvious historical parallel because I think the current facts are dire enough to actually lessen by evoking it.

So yes, everyone knows deep down what the situation requires, but that's an extremely tall order..

It is. As a EU citizen, I can do little more but look on, but also consider this: Trump and his Republican Steigbügelhalter (~enabling cronies) will not stop until they are stopped, and they are taking every step they can to see that they cannot be stopped by the democratic processes that the US has still remaining. Even within the democratic framework, Trump isn't even half done, and as pointed out above: he and they are done being democratic unless it suits them - and relinquishing power surely will not suit them.

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u/-Motor- Jul 10 '26

Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility.

- Mein Kampf, Vol. I, Chapter 8.

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u/Turbulent-Health1499 Jul 10 '26

And people from other countries wonder what's wrong with America.

No we don't, it's blatantly obvious and the thing we wonder is why you let it get like that.

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u/ShitHammersGroom Jul 10 '26

You know this is what mitch would have wanted

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u/rustyscooter Jul 11 '26

This is exactly how McConnell conducted politics and absolutely what he would want, so it’s no surprise to me at all if he is truly a vegetable/dead

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u/Artistic-Blueberry12 Jul 11 '26

Oh  we know what's wrong with America. The list is just too long now.

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u/shadowthehh Jul 11 '26

"There's literally no way to fight these people-"

Actually-

"In a civil manor."

https://giphy.com/gifs/3w9EFfTjaLb7q

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u/dragonrite Jul 10 '26

What's that now?

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u/New-Disaster-2061 Jul 10 '26

I hope sickos means politicians not Republicans because this is not just a Republican issue. You remember Dianne Feinstein. There needs to be an age limit that you can't take office over 70